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This actually happened to a friend of mine.
He resides in Brooklyn and told me that one evening he was coming home from the neighborhood supermarket.

He passed by this very attractive latina female (pretty face, nice body)and they made eye contact as they approached each other. A brief conversation ensued:

Him: How are you doing?
Her: Ok, how are you?
Him: I'm ok, I'm just heading home, where are you going?
Her: I'm going home with you!
Him: Ah, ah, I don't think my girlfriend would like that

I asked him why did you say that? Knowing that he didn't have a girlfriend staying with him? He said the fact that he knew nothing about her and it seemed too easy got him nervous.

(I was thinking suppose it was this female)



PS. This is a repost.
 
You work the overnight shift from 9:00 PM to 6:45 AM with 3 women in your office area. Mandy (Amanda) works from 3:00 AM to 11:00 AM, and usually comes in around 2:30 AM. Many work upstairs by herself until other staff members arrive around 6.

Now, you need your Identification card to gain entry onto the floor she works on, and to enter the room she works in. You and her have been cool for a long time and this particular morning she needs to use your ID to get inside her office. You decide to just take a trip with her upstairs to her office (this saves her a trip back to your office).

Is she attractive? Yes. In all the time you've known her did you ever think about having sex with her? Yes. Interesting thing about Mandy is that although she is Puerto Rican most people think she's Irish, German or a WASP. In addition, she is easily a 38 DD up top, and about 5'7, 150 lbs.

So, if by chance this happened how would you react?

 
A good friend from Washington D.C. comes to visit New York on business. He's married and loves his wife, but you get the feeling that the "honeymoon period" has sort of fizzled out (They've been together for at least 20 years and he wants her to be more active in the bedroom, but because she's not sometimes he thinks about "stepping out").

Once he arrives at your place he needs to pick up a few things from CVS, cool, you go, but while you're there you run into Arianna. You've known Arianna since she was a baby (you grew up with her mother Angela), and now she's a 27 year old single parent (the father of the child is sort of between jobs).

Arianna grew up with aspirations of being a teacher, but got pregnant her last year in college and that sort of put a crimp in her plans. Upon hearing this Andre (your friend) immediately takes an interest in Arianna. His a college professor at a big school on the East Coast, and he has mentored many students, in addition, Arianna grew up to be a beautiful young lady. Since they seem to be getting along you suggest that we go out to dinner this Friday? Arianna agrees and asks if she could invite her friend Winny? No problem and you will go to "Fogo de Chao" a Brazilian steakhouse you have been wanting to try.

When you get back to your place you warn Andre to be careful with Arianna. He promises not to hurt her, and you tell him that actually you are more concerned with him becoming "addicted" to her. He laughs it off, but you let him know you are serious.

Well Friday here and you meet with Arianna and Winny and catch a cab to the restaurant. Winny is very attractive and her and Arianna actually look like they could be sisters or cousins.






You arrive at the place and enjoy the food , the conversation and atmosphere. Although, it's cold outside you walk around like tourist and just enjoy the night air and then eventually retreat back to your place and chill with a few bottles of wine. Now, of course you're open to getting with Winny, but you don't bother to make any advances on her. However, something seems to be going on between Andre and Arianna? First, Andre goes in the back to the bedroom that he will be staying in and then you notice Arianna gets up to use the bathroom, and you notice they are both gone for a long time (Winny comments too).

You walk in the back to make sure everything is okay and you notice that Andre is not in the bedroom and the bathroom door is close. You hear strange noise and well, you know what is going on.



Now they both come back to the living room and try to play it off like nothing happened, but you and Winny just look at each other. Nevertheless, when the sun comes up you put Arianna and Winny in a cab and tell them both to call you when they get in. As far as your friend, Andre? He told you that him and Arianna had sex in the bathroom and that he is trying to come back up here next weekend to see her.

All you can think about is that you will see where this goes.
 
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Since you recently became single your neighbor had this young lady he wanted you to meet. He explained that Jima is kinda wild, but basically a good person and she's funny. Furthermore, he thinks you will appreciate her assets.

To your surprise you and him run into Jima coming down the street, but she's in a rush.
He makes a quick introduction, but she's rushing to get home because she's expecting a delivery.

Now, she looked okay in passing, but your thinking she's a bit on the slim side and you're wondering what assets is he talking about?



Well, about 2 hours later he calls you and asks you to take a trip with him over to Jima because she needs help moving a few things. You agree to go, but when you get there this strange woman answers the door, and you're wondering who the hell is this (because this female has a nice body)?



Your friend just laughs and says...that's Jima, you just met her.
 
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Unfortunately, a good friend of yours recently had surgery and needs to go back to the hospital for a few tests (nothing major, they just want to examine his progress).

While you're there you run into Erika, who happens to be a Registered Nurse in the same hospital. Erika lives in the neighborhood and you grew up with her brother Tommy (he currently lives in Denver).



Since you're driving, Erika has a small request. She has to work a double, but really wants to run home and take a shower in her own home, and she was wondering if you could give her a ride home?




You do, and it kinda works out because she can help you make sure your friend has amble supplies at home. You and Erika make sure he's okay then walk over to her place. You ask Erika would she like a ride back to the hospital? "YES, PLEASE! "

So, Erika jumps in the shower and you sit down in the living room and watch tv. After about 5 minutes, Erika calls you, you go to the bathroom and she asks if you could bring her a new bar of soap from underneath the kitchen cabinet. You find it and bring it back, but Erika left the bathroom door open and you catch a glimpse of her body.



You try to cover your eyes as you hand her the soap, and she starts laughing and says "You can open your eyes, we're both grown." Nevertheless, you just had her the soap, and go back to the living room.
You can't unsee what you just saw, you just hope the ride back isn't awkward.
 
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And she still ain't fucking and sucking? Bru, it's some real suckers on this shit! Man, I'm not paying any broad to see them naked! Not even Mary J Blige! Hollluuup now......well.......Maybe Mary J....don't judge me
 
You went to CVS to pick up a few items, but you need some assistance from a store employee (because of a high rate of theft, CVS locks up certain items and you need a store employee to open the cases for you). Ivory comes over and asks you if you need any assistance, and she opens a few cases for you and you and her discuss the high volume of crime in CVS, and you actually share each others viewpoints.

Now, right off the bat, you notice that Ivory is wearing a mask the entire time you are talking with her (makes sense because she comes in contact with a lot of people). In addition, you aren't sure if she's Black, Dominican or Puerto Rican, or Indian (she's slim with long dark curly hair and some incredible tits). What makes things so bad is that you keep checking out her body hoping that she doesn't notice you looking at her breasts.



You are even beginning to fantasize about how she might look with nude.





Before you know it, you have spend the last 20 minutes in CVS shopping and talking to Ivory and you decide to take a chance and give her you number. She takes it and tells you when she has time she will text you. So you leave out with your items from CVS, but you made one major mistake.
Because you were so "into" Ivory, you forgot your groceries and your shoulder bag at the self check out machine and don't realize it until you get home. To exacerbate the situation, CVS is about to close in a few minutes. To your surprise you suddenly get a phone call, it's Ivory,and she wants to know did you leave your groceries and your shoulder bag in the store (she looked inside the shoulder bag and you had some letters with your name and address on it).

Ivory offers to meet you outside CVS to give you the items. So you rush out and meet her in front of the store and get your things, and you start talking again (this goes on for about 15 minutes before Ivory realizes that she might have missed her train). You feel bad, but tell her that since she was kind enough to return your items to you, you will pay for her to catch a Uber or cab home (She lives in Jackson Heights in Queens).
Only thing is that your wallet and money are home and she will have to come back to your place (you only live 2 blocks from CVS). She agrees and walks you home.

When you and Ivory arrive at your place she is very impressed with the decor and actually makes a comment about if she lived her she could sleep later and wouldn't have to travel so far to work either. As she is looking around your place she then notices a bottle of white wine and wants to try the unopened bottle, you grant her request and you continue talking (but, you still haven't call a car service for her).

After a while, Ivory suggest that she just stay at your place overnight, if it's alright and just go home in the morning since her shift doesn't start until 4 pm. You joke and tell her "I don't know you might be the kinda of woman that would ply me with liquor, take advantage of me and the run off with my things while I am knocked out?"



Ivory then replied "Then you might want to check my body for weapons."

 
You ever meet females that depending on what they are wearing they might look a bit heavier than they actually are?

You see Itzel in the morning waiting to put her son on the school bus and you always tease her about coming to the lobby with her pajama pants on because those pants are thin and it's really cold outside. So one day she she decides to show you some pictures and videos on her phone to show you she has more than just pajama pants.

Itzel at a party...



Itzel on vacation...



Itzel on vacation...




I know you're thinking, stop playing Itzel. You want to let her know that "This d*** of mine ain't friendly baby, will it hurt you? Yeah maybe!"
 
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It's rare that some of your friends are honest about women, but every now and then some keep things real.




Mikaela has an "alleged" high body count, but she's very discret in the streets. You've been wanting to get with her for a long time, but one of your friends told you he almost "blacked out" from her head game. In addition, in spite of the "rumored" body count her box feels like it just came out the wrapping paper.



Are you ready player one?

 
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A good friend of yours invites you to this New Year's Eve party being hosted by his job (it's free, plenty of liquor, food and he promises lots of women), so you get dressed and go. Apparently, he told the truth, but you notice most of the women are dancing, but some of the guys seems to be standing around. So you see this female with abundant proportions dancing by herself and ask her to dance, she agrees and you dance with her for about 3 records. After the dance, you offer to buy her a drink which gets a laugh out of her since she knows it an "Open bar,"




You spend a bit more time talking to "Anna" and you start to circulate around the the club (his job rented out a club) and Anna does as well, but you keep running into each other. Suddenly, a song comes on that Anna really likes and she just walks over to you and snatches you onto the dance floor with her. You're belong to her for the next 4 songs and then finally she has to take a break, and you join her. She give you a further breakdown of her life and flat out tells you that you and her should hangout. So you make plans to go to lunch or dinner next weekend.





Well, although it's not official, but it's beginning to seem like you and Anna are a couple since you're probably on your third or fourth date (she's cool too, because not only does she offer to pay the tip, but she took you to an expensive restaurant on the 3rd date and cover the entire bill.




Now, the fourth date got a little interesting, no not in a sexual way, I mean you and Anna have kissed several times, but you have been taking it slow.
When you arrive at her place she has on a sheer top! Now, you find yourself dealing with 2 tests, does she want to have sex now? And if she wears that sheer top when we go out does she want to see how you handle yourself if guys start making lewd comments? You play it cool and tell her just to bring a jacket in case the restaurant you go to has a problem with her attire.






So, tonight you end up at the "Brooklyn Chop House," which means you could end up washing dishes because the place is expensive
(a 48oz Porter housefor two is $189.00). But, you have a "Secret weapon." She doesn't speak on it much, but a few people think she bears a slight resemblance to "Dua Lipa," the recording artist. Apparently, the waiter thinks so too even though she told him she wasn't. So the restaurant basically "comped" the meal. Between her wearing that jacket (the waiter keep checking out her breasts) and the many of the patrons and staff who keep looking over (her wearing dark sunglasses didn't hurt), the evening probably went well for you.
 
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Imagine working at a television news station for years and then finding out years later that one of the reporters decides to pose nude for a men's magazine.



Because they're on television they have obtained "celebrity status" to a degree, but to you they're just regular people. Nevertheless, guys would tell you that Shelly has a nice body, but somehow you missed it?



 
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You work with Mia (graveyard shift) and she is like the "little sister" you never had. You can talk with her about almost anything, but this weekend you were talking about NFL football. She picked the Jaguars and the 49ers for the Saturday games which upset you a bit, since you hate the 49ers with a passion. But she did something else that bothered you, but in a good way. Usually, you work with 2 other people, but one is on vacation this week and the other one has been out sick, so it's just you and Mia.

Mia wants to know how come you never asked her out on a date? You told her that for one, you're about 14 years older than her and she's like a "little sister" to you. She replied that "age is just a number," and remember you don't have any sisters. Then she did something that really messed up your weekend. She explained that you probably think of her as some little nerdy girl, but there is a lot more to her than what you think you see.

She proceeds to...



You wanted to "do" her in the office, but you know that people come in sometimes to drop off or check paperwork, and you didn't want her to know that she had you "open" with that move. So you try to play it off with a simple, "nice." You tried to go back to talking about sports and fortunately, someone came in the room looking for a few files. You continued working, but didn't talk about her showing her tits and you tried to act like it didn't happen until it was time to clock out.

Now, it's Saturday evening and you get a phone call from Mia and she told you that she was right about San Francisco and still tells you that Jacksonville is going to win (she's even willing to bet). You just make it a friendly bet for $1 and she throws in if Jacksonville wins you have to take her out. You agree, now of course Jacksonville came back and she didn't call you at the end of the game, but sends you a text message...



You've been staring at your phone since you got that late night text message too.
 
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You work with Mia (graveyard shift) and she is like the "little sister" you never had. You can talk with her about almost anything, but this weekend you were talking about NFL football. She picked the Jaguars and the 49ers for the Saturday games which upset you a bit, since you hate the 49ers with a passion. But she did something else that bothered you, but in a good way. Usually, you work with 2 other people, but one is on vacation this week and the other one has been out sick, so it's just you and Mia.

Mia wants to know how come you never asked her out on a date? You told her that for one, you're about 14 years older than her and she's like a "little sister" to you. She replied that "age is just a number," and remember you don't have any sisters. Then she did something that really messed up your weekend. She explained that you probably think of her as some little nerdy girl, but there is a lot more to her than what you think you see.

She proceeds to...



You wanted to "do" her in the office, but you know that people come in sometimes to drop off or check paperwork, and you didn't want her to know that she had you "open" with that move. So you try to play it off with a simple, "nice." You tried to go back to talking about sports and fortunately, someone came in the room looking for a few files. You continued working, but didn't talk about her showing her tits and you tried to act like it didn't happen until it was time to clock out.

Now, it's Saturday evening and you get a phone call from Mia and she told you that she was right about San Francisco and still tells you that Jacksonville is going to win (she's even willing to bet). You just make it a friendly bet for $1 and she throws in if Jacksonville wins you have to take her out. You agree, now of course Jacksonville came back and she didn't call you at the end of the game, but sends you a text message...



You've been staring at your phone since you got that late night text message too.
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Somethings NQR about her bodyshape...I can't put my finger on :idea:
 
Allow me to introduce you to Ms. Mya Maretto your neighbor in apartment 3B.



You reside one floor above her in apartment 4B.
Around 7:00 AM, on January 15, 2023 you get a strange knock on your door, and it's Mya. She wants to know if everything is okay in your place because water is leaking into her apartment. You explain that you are having the same problem and that you have contacted maintenance.



It seems that the flood is emanating from the apartment above you and you are limited as to what you can do. Mya is very concerned about water damage and she wants you to come downstairs and look at the leak.



You ain't exactly "MacGyver," but you grab some old towels and a bucket and go to her place. You move a few things around and it appears that most of the water will drop into the bucket, and any excess will be absorbed by the towels.

Now, one weird thing did occur in Mya's apartment, while she was watching you it appeared as if she was totally nude? Was your mind playing tricks on you or is Mya a
"Bruja?"



Maybe you're just tired since you were about to go to bed anyway. Nonetheless, Mya, "Thanks you" and will wash your towels and bring back the bucket when everything is back to normal. Okay, but as you're leaving she appears semi nude to you? Maybe you're just really tired?

 
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This young lady reminds me of someone I used to work with who went on to become and attorney. She was very intelligent and a nice person, however, I don’t remember any of the black men at the office trying to get with her?

Now, the reason this came to mind is because one evening she dripped by the office to pick up a few things, and had this young white guy with her that looked like he just hit the powerball for a billion!



(A future Ketanji Brown-Jackson? )
 
About a week ago you drove Raja home and helped him with some boxes, you ended up staying for dinner since his Aunt made some Red curry chicken that was very good (she was also flirting with you, but that's another story). Now, you forgot to mention that the Aunt's daughter lives in the house also (Raja's cousin) and arrived later that evening. You met her and exchanged greetings, her name is Shanta.

So, before you hit the road because it's around 10:00 PM, you decide to use the upstairs bathroom that happens to be near Shanta's room. She must have seen you pass her room because she call you to ask for a favor. She was complaining that it's very hot in the house and was hoping you could lift up her bedroom window (she explains it get stuck and probably needs to be oiled). You're not thinking anything of it, but it did occur to you that she could easily ask her cousin Raja to do this and fix it? So you lift it up with a little effort, Shanta thanks you and then she says that it's still hot and does this...



She stands there for a few seconds so you could get a good look, and then jumps in her bed and covers up. You're in shock as she tells you "It was nice to meet you and I hope to see you again."
 

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