Curry and Tikka Masala Thread - Indian Women Ongoing Thread (Add On)

Back in January of this year an Indian family (Mr. & Mrs. Achari) moved in next door to you and they seemed to be very nice and polite. They were relatively quiet well, at least that was until about 2 weeks ago.

You're usually up all night and every now and then strange sounds from the street might disrupt your peace and quiet and sometimes you curious nature forces you to investigate, and this particular evening you heard a woman crying out in distress.

After looking out the window and not see anything going on you notice a dim light coming from the Achari's bedroom window and ironically the window is wide open and the curtains are exposing a full view into their bedroom.

You ran back into your bedroom and turned out all the lights so that you could get a good view of what was going on while being undetected. Maybe you were wrong for being a voyeur, but the truth is you thought Mrs. Achari was a very attractive woman.

You figured it was just her and Mr. Achari enjoying each other, but a closer look reveal that this was not Mr. Achari and someone that you didn't recognize. However, you had no idea that Mrs. Achari was built like that because you usually saw her in traditional Indian garb.

Nevertheless, you sat back and enjoyed the show...

 
Yesterday you were coming home from "Keyfood" when you notice a woman struggling to get home because her shopping cart had broken. The wheels literally had come off and she had about 4 bags of groceries in the cart.

You realized that it was Mrs. Kamra, who lives in your building and you tried to lend a hand by seeing if you could reattach the wheel, but this wasn't going to work because the axel was bent, and you needed tools.

You were only 3 blocks from your building, but you could see Mrs. Kamra wondering how she was going to get home?

Quickly thinking you told her that you have about 3 or 4 shopping bags in your shoulder bag and that you could simply transfer her items into those bags and you could carry at least 3 and let her take the lightest (at that point she figured that the old cart was done).

You made it home in no time and she was very thankful and invited you into her apartment because she wanted to give you something for helping her. Initially, you told her that it was not necessary, but she insisted.

At first she was going to give you money, but figured that maybe she could offer you some dessert so when you came out the bathroom and walked to the kitchen you didn't see Mrs. Kamra at first.

Then you heard her calling you from the Living room...



 
Krishna was one of your best friends on the job and you started "hanging out" outside of work, and because of this he introduced you to Indian culture.

You were surprised that his family seemed to accept you, especially his Aunt Jainy. Aunt Jainy let you know that she had an interest in you and if you found yourself alone with her, well, it was on.

A few weeks ago you had to stop by Aunt Jainy's house to drop off a cake that Krishna's mother (Jainy's sister) recently made and knew that it was one of Jainy's favorites.

Now, you're still not sure how this happened, but Aunt Jainy asked Krishna to do her a big favor. Aunt Jainy worked from home often and she explained to Krishna that she had recently run out of 8 x 11 paper and needed some to complete a report that was due on Monday. She asked Krishna could he go pick up some that she recently ordered from Staples.

It seemed like a simple request and Krishna asked you were you ready to go, and then Aunt Jainy intervened and suggested that you try some "Masala chai," which is a tea that she felt would go perfect with the cake and she asked you to stay and sample the dessert.

Krishna said it was no problem because hopefully it should only take him about 45 minutes and told you to stay with Aunt Jainy.

Aunt Jainy had you sampling more than cake and Masala chai after Krishna left...

 
I have to laugh because this woman reminds me of a situation I was indirectly involved in.

The young lady I was dating was separated from her husband and he started dating another woman who had 2 kids (not his).

Of course the girlfriends and female relatives were trying to convince her that she looked so much better than her husband's new woman to ease her mind.

But, what happens when they know the "new woman" looks better?


 
Even though this was your first date where you were going to a few places more upscale (Broadway play and then dinner), you still hadn't sleep with Rakha yet.

However, the greater concerned seemed to be with convincing her to take a sports jacket or sweater, because some restaurants might take issue with her top.

 
You're dating an Indian young lady whose family has been living in Uganda for decades.

In addition, you should be aware that even though they are Indian they have incorporated some Ugandan traditions into their culture.

So, one day your girlfriend, Tamla, invites you to a family gather and you met her Aunty Chala.

Aunty Chala is very friendly for the first few minutes, but after about 40 minutes into the party she let's you know that her niece needs a man that is good in bed.

You look confused, and Aunty starts to get very personal with you, and wants to know if you think you can "satisfy" her?

By now you're blushing and you want to get up and leave, but she retreats and says she is just kidding.

About 15 minutes later she approachs you and Tamla, and tells Tamla I need to steal your man away from you for a few minutes.

Aunty Chala said that she needs you to help her carry a few items that are in the freezer that is located in the basement of the house, so you follow her down there.

Only to find that she has ulterior motives.



I did a little research and this practice actually exist:

One prominent example is the Banyankole tribe in Uganda, where historically, the bride's aunt would perform a "test" of the groom's sexual abilities before the marriage is consummated. This involved the aunt having sexual intercourse with the groom to assess his potency and viability as a husband. The aunt would also be present to confirm the bride's virginity. These rituals emphasized the value placed on virginity within the Banyankole tribe.

 
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