Colombia...For Realz?

Lmao they got me too. I don't remember the beat they played. I think it was some random reggaetone. Had a mime follow me around copying me too

I told that mufucka to kick rocks and went inside the church. Lol

Apparently there are certain places they aren’t allowed. I noticed that when they passed the jewelry store, they turned that shit off. They don’t go near the big hotel in the walled city either.

The tour guide said that them rapping and begging is better than them robbing people.

I said “Damn. Are those the only 2 choices a mufucka got?”
 
i rented apartments/condos from some local dude; his spots were all on point, good locations in laguito. i never checked out the island tho, sounded nice.

It’s best to get an Airbnb and then hit up a private island if you want some beach time.

Private island is like 200 mil pesos per person ($50 as of right now).

When it’s time to kick it, throw a cab driver 20 mil pesos ($5) to drop you outside of the club, go in, find a dime and then have your Uber waiting for you to scoop you.

Better yet…do your homework before hand and hit up Tinder and have one waiting for you.
 
They shut down a few more beaches in Bocagrande for construction yesterday. Said they would be closed for a couple months.
 
Hey for those who travel over there or anywhere with a lot of USD hoping to exchange it all , do what I do and get a " Charles Schwab" Debit card there are no ATM fees what so ever and the fees charged will be returned to you at the end of the month and remember always decline the conversion at the ATM and if you use your credit card always pay in their currency if asked before charging credit card.
 
Just got back from Medellin despite the barriers and police checkpoints to enter Parque Illeras shyt was more live then ever.
I am still down here. I have not gone anywhere near El Pobado since the pandemic, no reason too. I don't like being around gringos (Americans/Euro cats) or tourists when i travel, only locals, and don't like pros/street girls, so I avoid those areas at all costs.

I did see on Videos sent by friends that girls just moved to Calle 10.

 
Did not feel unsafe ,This was my first time going alone so I was more alert stayed at "Soy Local primavera" Did Soccer match, Comuna 13 ,cable car/ metro, Guatape, Calle 70, El Centro. (The Sneaker Replicas looked good) Prices varies per person as told by the women themselves, you end up paying between $15 to $100 USD But they will start at $150 to $300 USD but if your ugly, fat, black or old expect to pay a surcharge, you never paying for pussy you actually paying them to leave tell me your budget ill tell you what's the best strategy.
 
As a person who lives in Medellin all them vids about getting got how how to stay safe because guys come here and forget common sense. Lived in Laureles for 4 years, never been robbed or drugged and never felt unsafe cause I use common sense about where I go and who I'm hanging with. If you take the same care of yourself as you do in your own city nothing to worry about but a lot of guys let the pretty women blind them of common sense.
 
Did not feel unsafe ,This was my first time going alone so I was more alert stayed at "Soy Local primavera" Did Soccer match, Comuna 13 ,cable car/ metro, Guatape, Calle 70, El Centro. (The Sneaker Replicas looked good) Prices varies per person as told by the women themselves, you end up paying between $15 to $100 USD But they will start at $150 to $300 USD but if your ugly, fat, black or old expect to pay a surcharge, you never paying for pussy you actually paying them to leave tell me your budget ill tell you what's the best strategy.

#1 rule, never use American money or even entertain discussions with anybody in a foreign country about US Dollars.

Cats should always use the local currency to purchase anything.

#2. Poor people can't set prices on shit. Make local friends, study the economy and average salaries, learn the language, learn from lifetime locals (not expats or 2 week millionaires), and they can tell you how much things should cost or guide you.
 
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