Colombia...For Realz?

These Youtube videos of guys getting robbed and breaking their leg to escape are Fake I hope you guys realize that.
Super Click bait you can see in the thumbnail above. They say don’t be flashy yet, he on the roof with the gold chain and sunglasses on. And his story is all over the place.

We need more people that’s actually been with boots on the ground. Only problem I had over there is custom line is OFF THE HOOK! Still waiting for my global entry appointment.
 
Super Click bait you can see in the thumbnail above. They say don’t be flashy yet, he on the roof with the gold chain and sunglasses on. And his story is all over the place.

We need more people that’s actually been with boots on the ground. Only problem I had over there is custom line is OFF THE HOOK! Still waiting for my global entry appointment.
Global entry only works back home but but if your "leaving" Bogota all tourists can use "bio mig" it's like their Global Entry.
 
Been going to Colombia last 2 years and I've had no issues born and raised in Bed Stuy so the street smarts helps I speak Spanish but I'm still a Gringo to them I use Tinder,Bumble,Backpage, visit New Life and the other spots go to Gustos, Glow and Black , La isla, my dentist plug is in Bello keep the jewelry at home and wear whatever no one cares they gonna assume it's fake anyway lol
 
Global entry only works back home but but if your "leaving" Bogota all tourists can use "bio mig" it's like their Global Entry.
I don’t have a problem leaving Medellin, just entering MIA customs line. I don’t mind waiting in line on the way there, It’s trying to make that connecting flight ok the way back. I got like a 2hr and 45min layover. Last time I used it all and the only way I made the plane, is because it was raining real bad.
 
Before, cats were all about Columbia but now there’s this serious targeting of tourists. I’ve read about and seen a good amount of videos about Americans and others get drugged, Robbed and/or killed.

These cats in these other countries gotta be watching social media on Passport Bros. are cats are bigging up Columbia so much. It gives them Columbia gangs ammunition to plot on you,

I been to Brazil 13 times so you can say I’m a vet but I still won’t make me sleep on people. You always gotta be aware.
 
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I don’t have a problem leaving Medellin, just entering MIA customs line. I don’t mind waiting in line on the way there, It’s trying to make that connecting flight ok the way back. I got like a 2hr and 45min layover. Last time I used it all and the only way I made the plane, is because it was raining real bad.
Yeah buddy got my global entry 2 n a half yrs ago
 
I'm sorry Im not that attractive to these Colombia hoes like that, sum sexy but alot it these bitches hella mid
I agree. Most seem overrated to me. I'm not impressed. But leave it up to niggaz and they'll exaggerate anything.
 
I agree. Most seem overrated to me. I'm not impressed. But leave it up to niggaz and they'll exaggerate anything.
Below standards I'm not saying I pull all dimes but I fuck sexy chicks so if I go away to trick I need to be fuckin sexier chicks than I do on the daily cause 2 of my chicks pretty ass hell, one not that cute but she pays for everything, the other just ok but her body amazing and my wife ass fat ass hell and she's cute. So I'm not going away to fuck mid looking hoes.

Its sum chicks in the videos I could fuck with but most was basic ass hell like I wouldn't even look at them in my everyday life
 
These dudes ruined Cartagena quick, Sosua dudes invaded after the pandemic, blew up the spot. El Poblado is next, send these Youtubers and Clout chasers back to the shadow realm.






 
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