CHOOSE ONE: If you HAD to who would you wife? Weezy Jefferson or Florida Evans

Who would you wife

  • Florida

    Votes: 29 20.3%
  • Weezy

    Votes: 114 79.7%

  • Total voters
    143
Weezy's voice probably would sound good when you're hitting that pussy hard from the back.:D

Seriously though, both were down chicks that stood by their husbands no matter what but Florida could be on some real slave type shit (see "Black Jesus" ep) and her old fashioned ways would definitely transfer to the bedroom (or wherever I would like to have sex).
 
i'd take Florida. Both were stay at home wives but at least Florida took care of home, cook, clean, etc..., Weezy never did a damn thing but sit on her ass

you forget..by the time we see the Jeffersons, Weezy didn't have to work. But George mentioned that she worked as a maid and most likely worked in his cleaners as well in the beginning..

Meanwhile Florida was a stay at home mom because James was AGAINST her working or even getting a high school diploma (James had some shit with him too it wasn't all Florida's fault..lol)

But lets tally up how many opportunities Florida blew for the family because of her values:

**James finds about 25k on the street from a botched bank robbery. She convinces him to return it (no reward from the bank) but he pockets 2,500...she convinces him to donate THAT to the church.

**Reverend Sam, a flashy televangelist who instead of living the word uses religion as a hustle, pays a call on his old army buddy James and offers him a job with his entourage that will pay him $700 a week(Sam told James "$100 a day, 7 days a week").
However, Florida, who sees right through Sam's act, is less than thrilled that her husband would want to work with him. James then has a clash of conscience when he sees how Sam's hustle really works and when JJ thinks about following in that path.

**James informs the family that he is considering a new job that will pay $500 a week. The only problem is that the job is in Alaska and he would have to spend a year away from the family. Guess who had a problem with it..

**Florida is offered a job as a pitch woman for Vita-Brite energy drink. She turns it down when its discovered that Vita-Brite has alcohol in it (Micheal gets drunk).

**Florida finds out that the family is about to be evicted for failure to pay rent. When the movers arrive, James becomes desperate and pulls out his pool cue to hustle a few games to try to win the money. Adamantly against gambling, Florida decides to take a more tactful approach and apply for welfare, but she is refused due to the fact that James made too much money. Much to her chagrin James actually WINS the money and is able to keep them in that crappy-ass apartment at least for one more month.

James had least TWO opportunities to make enough money to get his family out of the ghetto..and each time Sidney Sadsack talked him out it..:rolleyes:
:lol:
 
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You better have some serious paper cuz she ain't no ride or die chick.

Weezy is the best choice. Too much Jesus bullshit with Florida.

And wouldn't mind sneaking into the bed with my fine daughter-in-law.

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It was created by Eric Monte and Michael Evans and produced by Norman Lear. Good Times was a spin-off of Maude, which was itself a spin-off of All in the Family.

Hmmm..I always thought "The Jefferson's" was a spin off of "All in the Family":rolleyes:

 
It was created by Eric Monte and Michael Evans and produced by Norman Lear. Good Times was a spin-off of Maude, which was itself a spin-off of All in the Family.

Hmmm..I always thought "The Jefferson's" was a spin off of "All in the Family":rolleyes:



All In The Family spun off all of those shows..

Maude was a cousin of Edith and appeared in a couple of episodes of AITF..The show Maude spun off Good Times as Florida was her maid but they retconned her past and never mentioned who Florida used to work for. In fact they completely retconned Florida's past and changed the name of her husband. James Evans was called Henry Evans in Maude and he was a fireman. Florida originally quit being Maude's housekeeper when Henry got a raise at his job. So if they kept that storyline the Evans would have been a rising working class black family living in Harlem rather than a below poverty level poor black family in Chicago.

SPIN OFF TREE

ALL IN THE FAMILY
|
Maude that spun off GoodTimes
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The Jeffersons which spun off Checking In (Florence's short lived series)
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Gloria
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Spun itself into Archie Bunker's Place

so Norman Lear was able to squeeze 6 separate entities out of one mother show..:lol:
 
Yeah.
This poll is good lot for laughs.

But On Da Real...

Florida Evans and Louise Jefferson are how the majority of our women are going to look as they get older.

Chicks I've known for years in Harlem are looking like these two women. And they started looking that way in their 30s. You see chicks in their 20s looking like they're in their 40s now, all toad-ish looking and shit.

As I've said in other threads,
If you have plans to be involved with a chick for the long haul,
Envision her looks 10-20 years down the line.

Honestly,
I couldn't see myself wife-ing either Louise and Florida.
 
Yeah.
This poll is good lot for laughs.

But On Da Real...

Florida Evans and Louise Jefferson are how the majority of our women are going to look as they get older.

Chicks I've known for years in Harlem are looking like these two women. And they started looking that way in their 30s. You see chicks in their 20s looking like they're in their 40s now, all toad-ish looking and shit.

As I've said in other threads,
If you have plans to be involved with a chick for the long haul,
Envision her looks 10-20 years down the line.

Honestly,
I couldn't see myself wife-ing either Louise and Florida.
shit nigga you talk as if you look like a male model..what the hell you think you gonna look like at 40 - 50 years old:rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
shit nigga you talk as if you look like a male model..what the hell you think you gonna look like at 40 - 50 years old:rolleyes::rolleyes:

I'll be 50 this year Geech
And peeps still don't believe it.
They all think I'm in my late 20s - early 30s.

I'm far from male-model looks.:lol:

But you best believe I take care of my body.
:dance:

Honestly Bruh,
Could you see yourself with either of those women?
Not me.
I love women close to my age.
But I'm not taking any Granny-looking Bitches for sure.
:lol:
 
I'll be 50 this year Geech
And peeps still don't believe it.
They all think I'm in my late 20s - early 30s.

I'm far from male-model looks.:lol:

But you best believe I take care of my body.
:dance:

Honestly Bruh,
Could you see yourself with either of those women?
Not me.
I love women close to my age.
But I'm not taking any Granny-looking Bitches for sure.
:lol:

ol' Curious case of Benjamin Button lookin muhfukka:rolleyes::rolleyes:


:lol::lol:
 
It would be a sexless union
You would have a side piece with side kids.
 
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