Blowjob Etiquette

[itzmotto]

Blowjob Etiquette (by a female)

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not
standard
practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard,
deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke
on your
dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it
through
your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly
obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls
- if
you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me
I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately
afterwards is
highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the
future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the
origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're
good at
it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the
protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow
jobs
often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either
sympathize
or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to
"kiss
it good morning".

 

[BizzyB]

You Wild For This

 

[Digital Angel]

Call me wierd but I love giving more than receiving

 

[Mo-Better]

Call me wierd but I love giving more than receiving

Nice tasteful sig and no your not weird and I love your thoughts on the matter.

 

[Jay Ringo]

Nice tasteful sig and no your not weird and I love your thoughts on the matter.

 

[followup]

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard,
deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke
on your
dick?
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it
through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to
"kiss it good morning".

I disagree with these... the rest are on point!!!

 

[dHustla]

Followup: So you disagreeing with the few you quoted means you do feel obligated to do it?

And you like for someone to push on the TOP of your head?
You enjoy deep throating?

When you're on your period, you're the HEAD NURSE for the week?

And you get pleasure from "kissing it good morning"?



I thought the wrong thing about you, you're not so bad after all. I guess I prejudged you.

 

[SamSneed]

Call me wierd but I love giving more than receiving

holla at my BM

 

[Crown&Coke]

Lists like those seem to come from the type of women that will only give enough head to shut you up. I dont like that type. . . .I rather have a woman that give head like its her only task on earth. . .those type of women will always have a man around​

 

[Lady-Wiz]

I disagree with these... the rest are on point!!!

 

[Blunt]

. . .I rather have a woman that give head like its her only task on earth. . .those type of women will always have a man around

I'm sure there are plenty of hookers available to you. That's what you're obviously looking for. There's a reason why Karrine Steffans has earned hundreds of thousands over the years from wealthy (and sexually juvenile) athletes, actors and rappers.

 

[SickMyDuck]

Call me wierd but I love giving more than receiving

 

[The Gamee]

I CONCUR

 

[swiftandsilent]

Call me wierd but I love giving more than receiving

GREAT SIG!

 

[doggish_098]

I disagree with these... the rest are on point!!!

so you feel obligated to suck dick? you are ok with me followup

 

[followup]

Followup: So you disagreeing with the few you quoted means you do feel obligated to do it?

And you like for someone to push on the TOP of your head?
You enjoy deep throating?

When you're on your period, you're the HEAD NURSE for the week?

And you get pleasure from "kissing it good morning"?

I thought the wrong thing about you, you're not so bad after all. I guess I prejudged you.

explain what you thought about me because I rarely talk about what I like sexually here (any more)... but yeah, if it's something my man likes I feel obligated to do it. Didn't say I love it, but I'm good enough. Plus I love receiving so....... I don't get pleasure from giving, but I do love the reaction and the way he looks at me afterward...

 

[harlem1nyc]

Blowjob Etiquette (by a female)

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not
standard
practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard,
deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke
on your
dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it
through
your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly
obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls
- if
you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me
I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately
afterwards is
highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the
future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the
origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're
good at
it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the
protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow
jobs
often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either
sympathize
or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to
"kiss
it good morning".

My heart goes out to you....My lady loves giving head....She actually wants my hand on th eback of her head (no forced gagging of course)....agreed, nut on the face is a bit much, but she does love the splash in the mouth (wrm water and Listerine by the bed...The rest of what you said is clown shit......DUMP the clown your with or stop giving head to dudes who don't LOVE you!! I love mine and the favor is constantly returned....

Real rules #: You fuck hoes!!
Real rules #: You love your wife (and she will be your fantasy hoe).

 

[dHustla]

My heart goes out to you....My lady loves giving head....She actually wants my hand on th eback of her head (no forced gagging of course)....agreed, nut on the face is a bit much, but she does love the splash in the mouth (wrm water and Listerine by the bed...The rest of what you said is clown shit......DUMP the clown your with or stop giving head to dudes who don't LOVE you!! I love mine and the favor is constantly returned....

Real rules #: You fuck hoes!!
Real rules #: You love your wife (and she will be your fantasy hoe), because she loves to be a hoe, not you.

*fixed*

 

[dHustla]

explain what you thought about me because I rarely talk about what I like sexually here (any more)... but yeah, if it's something my man likes I feel obligated to do it. Didn't say I love it, but I'm good enough. Plus I love receiving so....... I don't get pleasure from giving, but I do love the reaction and the way he looks at me afterward...

I know you always advocate a man being a waste of life if he doesn't perform cunnilingus and that you always seem to be telling black men to "man up" I'm just saying.

Who'da thunk you was a deep throating, shiny lipped, no teeth-all gums, ambidextrous jawed, slick tongued, suck-a-dick-aholic?

 

[Texas Catdaddy]

explain what you thought about me because I rarely talk about what I like sexually here (any more)... but yeah, if it's something my man likes I feel obligated to do it. Didn't say I love it, but I'm good enough. Plus I love receiving so....... I don't get pleasure from giving, but I do love the reaction and the way he looks at me afterward...

 

[qseal00]

Wow. This topic should be renamed: "how to give head in order for your man to get it elsewhere."

 

[Nzinga]

Blowjob Etiquette (by a female)

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not
standard
practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard,
deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke
on your
dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it
through
your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly
obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls
- if
you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me
I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately
afterwards is
highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the
future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the
origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're
good at
it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the
protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow
jobs
often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either
sympathize
or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to
"kiss
it good morning".

And if you want to know why you are alone, it is because of the contentious and contrarian attitude. If you do not believe that smoking the pipe is your duty, I will find someone who does. I am not going through life deprived of anything by you.

 

[dHustla]

And if you want to know why you are alone, it is because of the contentious and contrarian attitude. If you do not believe that smoking the pipe is your duty, I will find someone who does. I am not going through life deprived of anything by you.

 

[Iron Man]

Blowjob Etiquette (by a female)

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

My girl actually have organisms by giving me head, I'm glad I'm with her and not with you.

 

[mailboxpimp]

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

(mbp says: what about the ones that think your dick belongs to them and they do it to you so much that you look for reasons not too... there are women who actually have organisms by giving head... so get with the program....)

2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.

(mbp says: why should we be grateful for you doing something that you enjoy doing just as much or if not more than we like having it done?)

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.

(mbp says: some like it like that & get mad when you cant do that EVERY TIME )

4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.

(mbp says: some do & look forward to it!!!! some do it & act like they didnt know that you did cum... lol )

5. My ears are NOT handles.

(mbp says: oops.... i thought they were....... i can see how there could be some confusion there.......... guess its always better to just grab a fist full of hair.... )

6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?

(mbp says: there is never a need for that...... 9 x's outta 10 most try to swallow the whole damn thing on the low anyway! & HELL NO I DONT! who's gonna clean that up? & that will really prevent me from kissing you for a day or 2!!!! lol)

7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

(mbp says: no it is not!!!!!!!!!! I MUST AGREE ... if a woman did it ... that would be the end!)

8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.

(mbp says: I thought that was fair and standard practice...... after all..... you enjoy doing it! no need for both of us to suffer.. lol)

9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone.

(mbp says: REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU WANT ME TO DO WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU WANT ME TO DO TO YOU B4 YOU GO TO WORK!!!!!!!!!! or when im not in the mood! )

10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.

(mbp says: you need to keep that in mind for yourself.......... now you know why we would prefer that you get a Brazilian wax job! )

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.

(mbp says: ok.......... what else is there for me to do???????? I feel great, your breath now smells funny, & unless something else is gonna happen why do i need to lay in the bed next to you looking @ the ceiling trying to figure out an escape route... wishing the phone rings)

12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.

(mbp says: @ that point i have no choice but to respect your inner whore...... )

13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.

(mbp says: depends on your diet.......... & the same goes for you!)

14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.

(mbp says: why not? whats the big deal........ C'mon... the game is on!... thats quality time spent together! what do you want me to do while you enjoying yourself??????? just sit there & watch you?)

15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.

(mbp says: sounds good, but we do it anyway........ especially if we not together like that! you probably wouldnt know about it until after we broke up!..... you just mad that you cant tell your girlfriend what we do cause if you did....... we'd be hitting her too.....lol ps..... i wont tell them about how mch you enjoy licking ass until after we break up)

16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to"kiss it good morning".

(mbp says: thats the best time............ if thats the case then dont bother me @ that time of the morning when you want 2 get hit off b4 you hit the shower)

 

[dHustla]

bump because the men debunked this thread

Wow. This topic should be renamed: "how to give head in order for your man to get it elsewhere."

Ain't it!

 

[dHustla]

Run 'em back!

 

[JustASista]

I disagreed with most of the list...I'm just too lazy to specify which ones...

 

[JustASista]

Blowjob Etiquette (by a female)

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not
standard
practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard,
deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke
on your
dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it
through
your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly
obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls
- if
you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me
I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately
afterwards is
highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the
future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the
origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're
good at
it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the
protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow
jobs
often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either
sympathize
or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to
"kiss
it good morning".

All BOLD I disagree with...

 

[melonpecan]

List too damn long

If you have to complain that damn much don't do it.

 

[swiftandsilent]

My girl actually have organisms by giving me head, I'm glad I'm with her and not with you.

I think you mean orgasms

http://dictionary.reverso.net/english-cobuild/orgasm

List too damn long

If you have to complain that damn much don't do it.

Good point !

 

[thoughtone]

Call me wierd but I love giving more than receiving

I'll call you wierd, but I like it!

 

[sweetiepye4]

Amen to that.

 

[charlie dark]

You taking all the fun out of it with all these fucking rules.....In the heat of a passionate moment, I ain't got time to be reading fuck all but the rippling of your buttox....and the expressions on your face.....

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

That's not etiquette. I don't think this is a real list....i think we've been had.

I didn't orgasm from doing it, but i did enjoy it enough to get turned on by it. And how my relationship was that sexually whatever we wanted to do we'd explore it with each other. Rules and limits only deadened the fun. The openness.