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Since you did a lot of running around on Tuesday you decided to just stay home and watch the baseball games on Wednesday starting with the 4:00 PM game between Cleveland vs. Chicago.
Around 5:35 PM, you figured you would run down to the mailbox and when you did you ran into Carmen, who lives upstairs in your building.
Carmen:
"Hey stranger, where have you been hiding at, and what have you been up to?"
You:
"I've been around and basically the only thing I have been doing is watching baseball, in fact there's a game on now"
Carmen:
"Are the Yankees playing?"
You:
"Not yet, they don't play until 8:00 PM tonight"
Carmen:
"Why don't you stop by then and watch the game with me?"
A feeling of dread came over you because you knew that Carmen had a man and she loved to talk to you about some of the BS that was going on in their relationship. Sure, Carmen looks good, but did you really feel like playing "Dr. Phil," and going home with "blue balls?"
You:
"What about your man?
Carmen:
"We broke up a few weeks ago and I need your advice on a few things. So f**k him! I'll get a pizza and it will just be me and you, okay?"
You're thinking:
"Carmen does have a 77 inch LG and they game would look better so you tell her you'll be there at 8:00 PM"
To your surprise she really didn't talk about him too much, but told you that she is taking you out tomorrow night and that you were going dancing with her:
Carmen:
"Don't worry if you don't know how to dance Salsa because I will teach you and most of the people won't be paying attention to your missteps because I plan on wearing this green dress. In fact, give me a minute I want you to see how I look in it"
Around 5:35 PM, you figured you would run down to the mailbox and when you did you ran into Carmen, who lives upstairs in your building.
Carmen:
"Hey stranger, where have you been hiding at, and what have you been up to?"
You:
"I've been around and basically the only thing I have been doing is watching baseball, in fact there's a game on now"
Carmen:
"Are the Yankees playing?"
You:
"Not yet, they don't play until 8:00 PM tonight"
Carmen:
"Why don't you stop by then and watch the game with me?"
A feeling of dread came over you because you knew that Carmen had a man and she loved to talk to you about some of the BS that was going on in their relationship. Sure, Carmen looks good, but did you really feel like playing "Dr. Phil," and going home with "blue balls?"
You:
"What about your man?
Carmen:
"We broke up a few weeks ago and I need your advice on a few things. So f**k him! I'll get a pizza and it will just be me and you, okay?"
You're thinking:
"Carmen does have a 77 inch LG and they game would look better so you tell her you'll be there at 8:00 PM"
To your surprise she really didn't talk about him too much, but told you that she is taking you out tomorrow night and that you were going dancing with her:
Carmen:
"Don't worry if you don't know how to dance Salsa because I will teach you and most of the people won't be paying attention to your missteps because I plan on wearing this green dress. In fact, give me a minute I want you to see how I look in it"
After a brief dance routine, she apologized:
"I'm sorry, I know how you men love your sports and I didn't mean to interrupt the game"
She added:
"I used to come out modeling sexy outfits in front of my man while he was watching some games to see if he would be more focused on me or the game. At first, the attention would be on me, but over time he would give me a quick glance and then go back to the game"
You had no idea that Carmen was about to put you to that test when she changed from the green dress into this...
"I'm sorry, I know how you men love your sports and I didn't mean to interrupt the game"
She added:
"I used to come out modeling sexy outfits in front of my man while he was watching some games to see if he would be more focused on me or the game. At first, the attention would be on me, but over time he would give me a quick glance and then go back to the game"
You had no idea that Carmen was about to put you to that test when she changed from the green dress into this...
Your nephew, Jonathan wanted your advice on "How to get rid of a Woman," and explained to you that back in May he saw his neighbor Ms. Sanchez coming home late from a party one night.
He admitted that she is an attractive woman, but she's probably old enough to be his mother; nevertheless, given the opportunity he would sleep with her.
Now, on this particular night he was coming home from a date and ran into Ms. Sanchez also coming home late from dancing (when she was younger she used to compete in Latin dance competitions, and had won a few times)
Jonathan said:
"Wow, you look very good this evening, were you out dancing?"
Ms. Sanchez:
"Yes, honey and I had a great time the only thing that would have made this night better is if I had come home with a man"
Jonathan was kidding when he ran over to Ms. Sanchez before she opened her apartment door and said:
"Ok, now your wish is fulfilled and you are now coming home with a man," and he laughed
Ms. Sanchez's next move caught him off guard and she moved very close to him and whispered:
"I see you with your little girl friends, but have you ever been with a grown woman?'
Before he could answer she asked:
"Suppose I let you in, what would you do with me?"
You told him:
"Hang in there because it's probably in your best interest to stay on her good side. Maybe if try to "wear her out" with too much sex?
Jonathan said:
"That's part of the problem she's wearing me out"
He admitted that she is an attractive woman, but she's probably old enough to be his mother; nevertheless, given the opportunity he would sleep with her.
Now, on this particular night he was coming home from a date and ran into Ms. Sanchez also coming home late from dancing (when she was younger she used to compete in Latin dance competitions, and had won a few times)
Jonathan said:
"Wow, you look very good this evening, were you out dancing?"
Ms. Sanchez:
"Yes, honey and I had a great time the only thing that would have made this night better is if I had come home with a man"
Jonathan was kidding when he ran over to Ms. Sanchez before she opened her apartment door and said:
"Ok, now your wish is fulfilled and you are now coming home with a man," and he laughed
Ms. Sanchez's next move caught him off guard and she moved very close to him and whispered:
"I see you with your little girl friends, but have you ever been with a grown woman?'
Before he could answer she asked:
"Suppose I let you in, what would you do with me?"
You told him:
"Hang in there because it's probably in your best interest to stay on her good side. Maybe if try to "wear her out" with too much sex?
Jonathan said:
"That's part of the problem she's wearing me out"
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