You were "hanging out" with some long time friends last night at the "Inwood Bar & Grill" in the Inwood section of Manhattan watching the Detroit Lions vs. Philadelphia Eagles when you met Lorene and a few of her friends.
You assumed that she was Dominican, but she quickly let you know that she was in fact Colombian and you had to explain to her that she reminded you of a good female friend of yours who happens to be Dominican.
Lorene asked:
"Is she cute?"
You told her:
"She's cute, but she's also crazy, probably like you"
She laughed and that's how things started, but if you fast forward to the good part of the story...