You were just watching NFL "Redzone" Sunday afternoon when you heard some loud noises in the hallway. You figured you would just ignore it, but it kept happening so you decided to look out the peephole and you saw your next door neighbor, Ms. Vasquez struggling to move some furniture.
Ms. Vasquez has probably been living next door to you for the last 15 years and although you know that a man stays in the apartment you're not sure what his relationship is to her?
Nevertheless, you could see that she needed some help and you opened the door and asked her did she need any help? At first, she said "it's okay," but you picked up some of the old furniture (tables and lamps) and took it out to the trash bin for her.
After moving the last few pieces she waited for you to return and invited you inside her apartment to see the new tables in lamps that were in her bedroom.
The new furniture looked great and you joked with her and said:
"When you husband sees this he is never going to want to leave the bedroom"
She quickly told you that she no longer has a husband and for that matter she doesn't have a boyfriend either.
You told her that:
"You're an attractive woman and you kept in shape and you were sure that there are many guys that are interested in her"
Ms. Vasquez said:
"Men seem to be afraid to approach her, but she does find them staring at her chichis"
You knew she was talking about her breasts, but you asked what are your chichis?
She looked down at her breasts and started to reveal them to you...