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Last Thursday you stopped by Tamara's job (your niece) to see if she wanted to go out to lunch and found that her office was literally empty with the exception of her coworker...Lilith.
Because it was just the two of them in the office they took the attitude that they would "dress for comfort," as long as they got the work done, and it made for a very relaxed atmosphere.
When you walked in they were having a discussion about back problems and you explained that you were having back problems also and they both looked at you with a smirk and said:
"Okay, but not for the same reasons as us."
They laughed and you asked Tamara would she like to go to lunch with you? She said okay, and you decided to invite Lilith also. At first, Lilith was like:
"Thank, but you two go ahead, I'll be alright."
You told her:
"You're going too" and got behind her chair and slide it towards the door while she laughed and finally got up and the three of you left out. You went to some local "Italian restaurant" that they both knew about and you told them not to worry that you would pick up the tab.
Lilith appreciated your kind gesture and said that you must come out the they "Fourth of July" cook out she was having on Friday. As a matter of a fact, Lilith asked Tamara if she could borrow a few aluminum trays from her and she needed to stop by "Sam's Club" to pick up some charcoal and lighter fluid.
You assumed that Lilith must have felt comfortable with you because she asked you if you could come with her to "Sam's Club," and then she stop back at Tamara's to pick up the trays (basically, your job was to carry the bags of charcoal and the other heavy things).
Since they live within walking distance of each other Lilith decided to stop by her house first and unload the car and asked you if you could help her set up a few things.
So, now you're in her backyard putting the charcoal near the barbecue pit and bring out the folding table and you joking said to Lilith:
"For all the things you got me doing this evening, should I extend the friends and family discount to you for my services?"
Lilith looked at you and said:
"Don't worry, I promise you you're going to get paid, and very well I might add."
Because it was just the two of them in the office they took the attitude that they would "dress for comfort," as long as they got the work done, and it made for a very relaxed atmosphere.
When you walked in they were having a discussion about back problems and you explained that you were having back problems also and they both looked at you with a smirk and said:
"Okay, but not for the same reasons as us."
They laughed and you asked Tamara would she like to go to lunch with you? She said okay, and you decided to invite Lilith also. At first, Lilith was like:
"Thank, but you two go ahead, I'll be alright."
You told her:
"You're going too" and got behind her chair and slide it towards the door while she laughed and finally got up and the three of you left out. You went to some local "Italian restaurant" that they both knew about and you told them not to worry that you would pick up the tab.
Lilith appreciated your kind gesture and said that you must come out the they "Fourth of July" cook out she was having on Friday. As a matter of a fact, Lilith asked Tamara if she could borrow a few aluminum trays from her and she needed to stop by "Sam's Club" to pick up some charcoal and lighter fluid.
You assumed that Lilith must have felt comfortable with you because she asked you if you could come with her to "Sam's Club," and then she stop back at Tamara's to pick up the trays (basically, your job was to carry the bags of charcoal and the other heavy things).
Since they live within walking distance of each other Lilith decided to stop by her house first and unload the car and asked you if you could help her set up a few things.
So, now you're in her backyard putting the charcoal near the barbecue pit and bring out the folding table and you joking said to Lilith:
"For all the things you got me doing this evening, should I extend the friends and family discount to you for my services?"
Lilith looked at you and said:
"Don't worry, I promise you you're going to get paid, and very well I might add."
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Nilsa Bonilla got laid off in February from the CDC, and although she is eligible for Unemployment Insurance payments, she will be the first to tell you that things haven't been easy for her.
However, she still keeps a smile on her face and you commend her for that because you are one of the few that actually know what she is going through (The truth is you found yourself in a very similar situation not too long ago).
That bring us to last night when you were coming home from the movies around 11:45 PM, and you saw Nilsa walking to the corner bodega by herself, so you asked her was she okay?
She said she was fine and just wanted to grab a sandwich, a few snacks and something to drink because she didn't cook anything tonight. You think she ordered a "Chopped Cheese" sandwich and grabbed a 6 pack of Corona beer and some potato chips.
Now, as you're walking out of the store she was telling you how she had been "fiending" for a "Chopped Cheese" all night, but was debating over whether to come out because she didn't want to get caught in the rain.
You told her that in all your years you had never had a "Chopped Cheese" so she suggested that you come by her apartment and she would let you try some of her sandwich.
She cut off a small slice of the sandwich and it was pretty good and then she offered you a beer, but you turned her down because you don't drink beer.
Then Nilsa looked around and asked you:
"Well, what else can I offer you?"
However, she still keeps a smile on her face and you commend her for that because you are one of the few that actually know what she is going through (The truth is you found yourself in a very similar situation not too long ago).
That bring us to last night when you were coming home from the movies around 11:45 PM, and you saw Nilsa walking to the corner bodega by herself, so you asked her was she okay?
She said she was fine and just wanted to grab a sandwich, a few snacks and something to drink because she didn't cook anything tonight. You think she ordered a "Chopped Cheese" sandwich and grabbed a 6 pack of Corona beer and some potato chips.
Now, as you're walking out of the store she was telling you how she had been "fiending" for a "Chopped Cheese" all night, but was debating over whether to come out because she didn't want to get caught in the rain.
You told her that in all your years you had never had a "Chopped Cheese" so she suggested that you come by her apartment and she would let you try some of her sandwich.
She cut off a small slice of the sandwich and it was pretty good and then she offered you a beer, but you turned her down because you don't drink beer.
Then Nilsa looked around and asked you:
"Well, what else can I offer you?"
Cool chick in person
Looking at this photo of Beatriz B. is a reminder to always be respectful to women that respect you.
I've heard guys try to tease full figured women and then she them months or years later when the women have "toned up," and have regrets.
I've heard guys try to tease full figured women and then she them months or years later when the women have "toned up," and have regrets.
I need a mega file for her.
You and your friend James were watching the NBA Summer League last night when he remember that he needed to pick up 2 bottles of Moscato wine for this party he was attending at work on Friday.
He asked you if you didn't mind taking a quick walk with him to the neighborhood Liquor store before they closed?
"No problem," you replied, and you headed out.
When you get to the store, there was this Puerto Rican dude inside who probably had a few drinks before he got there, but he was "flirting his ass off" with the cashier.
She was a little older, but she was definitely "doable," and appeared to have a nice body too.
It was an old school game of "Show and Tell," going on between the two of them and you and James gave him his space to operate since the store wasn't going to close for another 15-20 minutes.
"Damn!"
You don't drink, but maybe you need to invest in a wine collection.
He asked you if you didn't mind taking a quick walk with him to the neighborhood Liquor store before they closed?
"No problem," you replied, and you headed out.
When you get to the store, there was this Puerto Rican dude inside who probably had a few drinks before he got there, but he was "flirting his ass off" with the cashier.
She was a little older, but she was definitely "doable," and appeared to have a nice body too.
It was an old school game of "Show and Tell," going on between the two of them and you and James gave him his space to operate since the store wasn't going to close for another 15-20 minutes.
"Damn!"
You don't drink, but maybe you need to invest in a wine collection.
You and a few friends take a trip to South Beach (aka Miami, Florida) and it's your first night there so you are trying to figure out what you can get into for the evening.
Prior to going to any clubs you decide to stop by a restaurant and grab a bite to eat where you all notice this one waitress (all of the waitresses there are attractive, but for some reason this one stood out to a few of you).
She comes over to your table (including yourself, there are 4 guys in the group) and asks what would you like this evening?
All of the fellas are trying to "hook up" with her, but you play it cool and allow them to "shoot their shot" at her, and she smiles and laughs at their advances while taking their orders.
She comes to you last and for reasons that you can not explain she begins to flirt with you and tells you that her name is Giany, and wants to know why you are so quiet?
You explain to Giany that you were just thinking about this evening and not sure what to do and where to go?
Giany suggested there are so nice clubs on Collins Avenue and told you that after she gets off work her and a few of her girlfriends are going to "hang out" also and she gives you her number and tells you she will either call or text where they are going to be tonight.
You're not expecting her to try to get in contact with you, but she does before you and your friends leave out and this is where it gets "tricky" because your friends want to go to a certain club and she is going to be at a different club down the street. You try to convince them that maybe they should try to go to the club that Giany is at and maybe "hook up" with her girlfriends, but they decided against it.
So, now if you want to see Giany you are going to have to go to the club that she is at alone.
You take a chance, and meet Giany at a club named "Basement," which turns out to be a nice spot and spend most of the evening dancing and having a few drinks with Giany. Afterwards, Giany wants to know if you're hungry and suggest that you go to IHOP (only problem is that you are going to have to catch a taxi, since her girl Mari drove and they are still dancing).
You eat, you talk and you figure she wants to go back to "Basement" to meet up with her girlfriends, but she wants to go back to your hotel room, and to be honest you're conflicted because on the one hand you're really attracted to her, but on the other hand you have hear too many horror stories about guys meeting women and things not going well.
But, Damn, she looks good!
Prior to going to any clubs you decide to stop by a restaurant and grab a bite to eat where you all notice this one waitress (all of the waitresses there are attractive, but for some reason this one stood out to a few of you).
She comes over to your table (including yourself, there are 4 guys in the group) and asks what would you like this evening?
All of the fellas are trying to "hook up" with her, but you play it cool and allow them to "shoot their shot" at her, and she smiles and laughs at their advances while taking their orders.
She comes to you last and for reasons that you can not explain she begins to flirt with you and tells you that her name is Giany, and wants to know why you are so quiet?
You explain to Giany that you were just thinking about this evening and not sure what to do and where to go?
Giany suggested there are so nice clubs on Collins Avenue and told you that after she gets off work her and a few of her girlfriends are going to "hang out" also and she gives you her number and tells you she will either call or text where they are going to be tonight.
You're not expecting her to try to get in contact with you, but she does before you and your friends leave out and this is where it gets "tricky" because your friends want to go to a certain club and she is going to be at a different club down the street. You try to convince them that maybe they should try to go to the club that Giany is at and maybe "hook up" with her girlfriends, but they decided against it.
So, now if you want to see Giany you are going to have to go to the club that she is at alone.
You take a chance, and meet Giany at a club named "Basement," which turns out to be a nice spot and spend most of the evening dancing and having a few drinks with Giany. Afterwards, Giany wants to know if you're hungry and suggest that you go to IHOP (only problem is that you are going to have to catch a taxi, since her girl Mari drove and they are still dancing).
You eat, you talk and you figure she wants to go back to "Basement" to meet up with her girlfriends, but she wants to go back to your hotel room, and to be honest you're conflicted because on the one hand you're really attracted to her, but on the other hand you have hear too many horror stories about guys meeting women and things not going well.
But, Damn, she looks good!
What should one do?
You were walking home late Thursday night when you heard a loud cheer coming from your cousin's local hangout.
You stopped and looked in the bar to see what the commotion was all about and it was a NBA Summer league game.
However, while looking inside you saw what looked like Cheryl, a young lady your cousin Darius had introduced you to a few months ago.
Cheryl seemed like a cool female minus the crap she was telling you and Darius about her boyfriend.
Nevertheless, you listened in part because she seemed distraught, but the other reason was she had a nice set of tits.
So, you went inside to see if it was her, and she started telling you about how the now ex-boyfriend did her wrong and she broke up with him.
She's explaining how she found out he cheated on her, but she is considering giving him a 2nd chance.
Then she asked you what should she do?
So, you told her that she should get back at him by leaving him alone and sleeping with other people.
You stopped and looked in the bar to see what the commotion was all about and it was a NBA Summer league game.
However, while looking inside you saw what looked like Cheryl, a young lady your cousin Darius had introduced you to a few months ago.
Cheryl seemed like a cool female minus the crap she was telling you and Darius about her boyfriend.
Nevertheless, you listened in part because she seemed distraught, but the other reason was she had a nice set of tits.
So, you went inside to see if it was her, and she started telling you about how the now ex-boyfriend did her wrong and she broke up with him.
She's explaining how she found out he cheated on her, but she is considering giving him a 2nd chance.
Then she asked you what should she do?
So, you told her that she should get back at him by leaving him alone and sleeping with other people.
You met Emily Vergara at a club last night and she was interested in you. You end up going back to her place to "chill," listen to some music and talk; however, things escalate and she wants to be intimate with you.
How many mistakes will be made by you?
A. You go in Raw
B. You don't pull out in time
C. You "Munch"
D. You eat her "Groceries"
E. All of the Above
How many mistakes will be made by you?
A. You go in Raw
B. You don't pull out in time
C. You "Munch"
D. You eat her "Groceries"
E. All of the Above
