Before Lakers32 there was........DUKE
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Duke used to have me rollin'. My man had a lot of usernames. You could tell each one was him tho.
Duke, is that you?
A little back story for those of you not here for this particular Duke owning.
We were all beefing as usual and Duke and I were going at it pretty good.
So Duke, being Duke, said "Good thing you live in Boston bitch or it would
be on"! At that point I said something like, "You haven't got the balls to post
your address." So Duke, again thinking I lived in Boston posted his actual
address in Marietta, Ga. This is of course before the rule against posting
even your own personal info. I then informed Duke I didnt live in Boston
but in Atlanta. My pops is from Boston, hence the screen name.
I then informed Duke I would take him up on his offer. I would meet him
at his crib in 45 minutes. Silence. Duke was still online but not saying a
word. So I said, "Duke I'm gonna be knocking on your door in 45 minutes and
I'm bringing a digital camera to prove I was there". Silence.
So I drive to Marietta and the apartment is exactly there Duke said it
would be. Green door and Apartment C. I knock on the door. Silence.
I again knock on the door. Nothing. I then peer into the window to the
right of the door.Through the cracks in the blinds I see a smallish black
man UNDER his kitchen table holding onto one of the legs of the table.
So I yell out, "Yo Duke! Its me redsox! Open the door man!" Silence.
I yell again. "Duke, I just want to take your pic for the board man. I
aint gonna harm you." Still nothing. So I look through the blinds again
to see Duke exiting the kitchen at a high rate of speed heading for what
I presume is a back bedroom or bathroom.
I then get back in my car, drive to my brother's crib in Marietta and upload
that picture of Dukes front door and post in on BGOL just like I said I would.
The End.
G.O.A.T owning
A little back story for those of you not here for this particular Duke owning.
We were all beefing as usual and Duke and I were going at it pretty good.
So Duke, being Duke, said "Good thing you live in Boston bitch or it would
be on"! At that point I said something like, "You haven't got the balls to post
your address." So Duke, again thinking I lived in Boston posted his actual
address in Marietta, Ga. This is of course before the rule against posting
even your own personal info. I then informed Duke I didnt live in Boston
but in Atlanta. My pops is from Boston, hence the screen name.
I then informed Duke I would take him up on his offer. I would meet him
at his crib in 45 minutes. Silence. Duke was still online but not saying a
word. So I said, "Duke I'm gonna be knocking on your door in 45 minutes and
I'm bringing a digital camera to prove I was there". Silence.
So I drive to Marietta and the apartment is exactly there Duke said it
would be. Green door and Apartment C. I knock on the door. Silence.
I again knock on the door. Nothing. I then peer into the window to the
right of the door.Through the cracks in the blinds I see a smallish black
man UNDER his kitchen table holding onto one of the legs of the table.
So I yell out, "Yo Duke! Its me redsox! Open the door man!" Silence.
I yell again. "Duke, I just want to take your pic for the board man. I
aint gonna harm you." Still nothing. So I look through the blinds again
to see Duke exiting the kitchen at a high rate of speed heading for what
I presume is a back bedroom or bathroom.
I then get back in my car, drive to my brother's crib in Marietta and upload
that picture of Dukes front door and post in on BGOL just like I said I would.
The End.
I was lurkin' in those days too...I remember that though. But since we goin' down memory lane, who the fuck was Esco? 
I was lurkin' in those days too...I remember that though. But since we goin' down memory lane, who the fuck was Esco?
Is none of your bizness.
Truff.
A little back story for those of you not here for this particular Duke owning.
We were all beefing as usual and Duke and I were going at it pretty good.
So Duke, being Duke, said "Good thing you live in Boston bitch or it would
be on"! At that point I said something like, "You haven't got the balls to post
your address." So Duke, again thinking I lived in Boston posted his actual
address in Marietta, Ga. This is of course before the rule against posting
even your own personal info. I then informed Duke I didnt live in Boston
but in Atlanta. My pops is from Boston, hence the screen name.
I then informed Duke I would take him up on his offer. I would meet him
at his crib in 45 minutes. Silence. Duke was still online but not saying a
word. So I said, "Duke I'm gonna be knocking on your door in 45 minutes and
I'm bringing a digital camera to prove I was there". Silence.
So I drive to Marietta and the apartment is exactly there Duke said it
would be. Green door and Apartment C. I knock on the door. Silence.
I again knock on the door. Nothing. I then peer into the window to the
right of the door.Through the cracks in the blinds I see a smallish black
man UNDER his kitchen table holding onto one of the legs of the table.
So I yell out, "Yo Duke! Its me redsox! Open the door man!" Silence.
I yell again. "Duke, I just want to take your pic for the board man. I
aint gonna harm you." Still nothing. So I look through the blinds again
to see Duke exiting the kitchen at a high rate of speed heading for what
I presume is a back bedroom or bathroom.
I then get back in my car, drive to my brother's crib in Marietta and upload
that picture of Dukes front door and post in on BGOL just like I said I would.
The End.
daamn! i dont think i was around to see this
A little back story for those of you not here for this particular Duke owning.
We were all beefing as usual and Duke and I were going at it pretty good.
So Duke, being Duke, said "Good thing you live in Boston bitch or it would
be on"! At that point I said something like, "You haven't got the balls to post
your address." So Duke, again thinking I lived in Boston posted his actual
address in Marietta, Ga. This is of course before the rule against posting
even your own personal info. I then informed Duke I didnt live in Boston
but in Atlanta. My pops is from Boston, hence the screen name.
I then informed Duke I would take him up on his offer. I would meet him
at his crib in 45 minutes. Silence. Duke was still online but not saying a
word. So I said, "Duke I'm gonna be knocking on your door in 45 minutes and
I'm bringing a digital camera to prove I was there". Silence.
So I drive to Marietta and the apartment is exactly there Duke said it
would be. Green door and Apartment C. I knock on the door. Silence.
I again knock on the door. Nothing. I then peer into the window to the
right of the door.Through the cracks in the blinds I see a smallish black
man UNDER his kitchen table holding onto one of the legs of the table.
So I yell out, "Yo Duke! Its me redsox! Open the door man!" Silence.
I yell again. "Duke, I just want to take your pic for the board man. I
aint gonna harm you." Still nothing. So I look through the blinds again
to see Duke exiting the kitchen at a high rate of speed heading for what
I presume is a back bedroom or bathroom.
I then get back in my car, drive to my brother's crib in Marietta and upload
that picture of Dukes front door and post in on BGOL just like I said I would.
The End.
c'mon man, you didn't really see that nigga under the kitchen table
i would've R.I.P.ed on the spot...
A little back story for those of you not here for this particular Duke owning.
We were all beefing as usual and Duke and I were going at it pretty good.
So Duke, being Duke, said "Good thing you live in Boston bitch or it would
be on"! At that point I said something like, "You haven't got the balls to post
your address." So Duke, again thinking I lived in Boston posted his actual
address in Marietta, Ga. This is of course before the rule against posting
even your own personal info. I then informed Duke I didnt live in Boston
but in Atlanta. My pops is from Boston, hence the screen name.
I then informed Duke I would take him up on his offer. I would meet him
at his crib in 45 minutes. Silence. Duke was still online but not saying a
word. So I said, "Duke I'm gonna be knocking on your door in 45 minutes and
I'm bringing a digital camera to prove I was there". Silence.
So I drive to Marietta and the apartment is exactly there Duke said it
would be. Green door and Apartment C. I knock on the door. Silence.
I again knock on the door. Nothing. I then peer into the window to the
right of the door.Through the cracks in the blinds I see a smallish black
man UNDER his kitchen table holding onto one of the legs of the table.
So I yell out, "Yo Duke! Its me redsox! Open the door man!" Silence.
I yell again. "Duke, I just want to take your pic for the board man. I
aint gonna harm you." Still nothing. So I look through the blinds again
to see Duke exiting the kitchen at a high rate of speed heading for what
I presume is a back bedroom or bathroom.
I then get back in my car, drive to my brother's crib in Marietta and upload
that picture of Dukes front door and post in on BGOL just like I said I would.
The End.
*says like flava flav*
WOOOOOOWWW!
Can't believe dude posted his actual address, even if u were in Boston someone else might have went to his place.
Anyone got a link to that thread?
c'mon man, you didn't really see that nigga under the kitchen table
i would've R.I.P.ed on the spot...
For real. Thats what happened. I think he high tailed it out of the kitchen once he saw
I had a camera and was trying to get a shot of him thru the window. He looked like
the roadrunner, feet kicking and peddling 200 mph get out of there. Remember Duke
always claimed he was 6'4" and 230lbs. The dude I saw perched under the table was
about 5'6" and maybe 160lbs. It was hard to judge cuz I couldnt see him well and he
was crouching the whole time.
I remember niggas beefing back then but I was in SERIOUS LURKERS MODE. I would see threads where dudes were going at each other but I never fucked with them. Now,I regret not keeping up with those joints. I definitely remember the"ock" shit though. Some of y'all B.G.O.L. vets are some of the FUNNIEST DUDES on the planet. The shit with the CHAPSTICK is a classic in my book. Everytime I look at REDSOX'S avatar,I bust out laughing. Y'all are FUCKIN CRAZY. This year is definitely going out with BANG on here. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS,YALL. PEACE.
Y'all are FUCKIN CRAZY. This year is definitely going out with BANG on here. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS,YALL. PEACE.
This is when about 4 ninjas teamed up to get Makk, and got pummeled to death. We killed cuzz.
This is when about 4 ninjas teamed up to get Makk, and got pummeled to death. We killed cuzz.
Damn Duke was very funny.. Can't forget the countless threats he used to send to TEN and HNIC on PM.
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A little back story for those of you not here for this particular Duke owning.
We were all beefing as usual and Duke and I were going at it pretty good.
So Duke, being Duke, said "Good thing you live in Boston bitch or it would
be on"! At that point I said something like, "You haven't got the balls to post
your address." So Duke, again thinking I lived in Boston posted his actual
address in Marietta, Ga. This is of course before the rule against posting
even your own personal info. I then informed Duke I didnt live in Boston
but in Atlanta. My pops is from Boston, hence the screen name.
I then informed Duke I would take him up on his offer. I would meet him
at his crib in 45 minutes. Silence. Duke was still online but not saying a
word. So I said, "Duke I'm gonna be knocking on your door in 45 minutes and
I'm bringing a digital camera to prove I was there". Silence.
So I drive to Marietta and the apartment is exactly there Duke said it
would be. Green door and Apartment C. I knock on the door. Silence.
I again knock on the door. Nothing. I then peer into the window to the
right of the door.Through the cracks in the blinds I see a smallish black
man UNDER his kitchen table holding onto one of the legs of the table.
So I yell out, "Yo Duke! Its me redsox! Open the door man!" Silence.
I yell again. "Duke, I just want to take your pic for the board man. I
aint gonna harm you." Still nothing. So I look through the blinds again
to see Duke exiting the kitchen at a high rate of speed heading for what
I presume is a back bedroom or bathroom.
I then get back in my car, drive to my brother's crib in Marietta and upload
that picture of Dukes front door and post in on BGOL just like I said I would.
The End.
Yeah I remember that shit like it was yesterday !!!
Duke had the comedy thing going for him though, you could hate that mofo, but some of the shit he said was funny as hell !!! He was definetly a BGOL, punching bag but he took his lumps and kept coming back.
A little back story for those of you not here for this particular Duke owning.
We were all beefing as usual and Duke and I were going at it pretty good.
So Duke, being Duke, said "Good thing you live in Boston bitch or it would
be on"! At that point I said something like, "You haven't got the balls to post
your address." So Duke, again thinking I lived in Boston posted his actual
address in Marietta, Ga. This is of course before the rule against posting
even your own personal info. I then informed Duke I didnt live in Boston
but in Atlanta. My pops is from Boston, hence the screen name.
I then informed Duke I would take him up on his offer. I would meet him
at his crib in 45 minutes. Silence. Duke was still online but not saying a
word. So I said, "Duke I'm gonna be knocking on your door in 45 minutes and
I'm bringing a digital camera to prove I was there". Silence.
So I drive to Marietta and the apartment is exactly there Duke said it
would be. Green door and Apartment C. I knock on the door. Silence.
I again knock on the door. Nothing. I then peer into the window to the
right of the door.Through the cracks in the blinds I see a smallish black
man UNDER his kitchen table holding onto one of the legs of the table.
So I yell out, "Yo Duke! Its me redsox! Open the door man!" Silence.
I yell again. "Duke, I just want to take your pic for the board man. I
aint gonna harm you." Still nothing. So I look through the blinds again
to see Duke exiting the kitchen at a high rate of speed heading for what
I presume is a back bedroom or bathroom.
I then get back in my car, drive to my brother's crib in Marietta and upload
that picture of Dukes front door and post in on BGOL just like I said I would.
The End.
do not try to look for yh anymore....after reading this story, i laughed so hard i died. i am done. this shit right here has got to be the funniest thing i have ever see. redsox, this surpasses any damn photoshop you do. i want to bring duke back. im starting a petition, because i need a re-inactment of this.
im calling steven speilberg right now....we makin a movie out of this guy.
YO!
DIDN'T DUKE DID SOME WORK WEARING A CLOWN OUTFIT?
DAYUM!
THAT'S SOME YRS BACK IF I CAN REMEMBER?
He had the first vacuum cleaning services
that wore full clown get up!
that wore full clown get up!
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Where is that "King Grownman a Legacy of Faggotry" thread?
djmorpheus might have it- I didnt save that one- at least I dont think I did. Lemme check
Who else is in the HALL of SHAME...Does anyone have the COMPLETE B.G.O.L. List of inductees?
Man them were the days. Love him or hate him, Duke was a bgol icon. One of the greatest roastings BGOL has ever hosted. I think the mods should create a sticky thread listing all of the board's finest Owned moments like a true hall of shame kinda thing that way vets can always reminisce and the new jacks can get a little history lesson
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