What a shame. In the old BGOL, people would have congratulated a bruh, and made a cogent comment if they had the basis to do so.
The poster doesn't lack intel, he just wanted to talk about his life with his friends. He apparently doesn't care that he knows them from a porn board.
Bruh, go to law school if you want to be a lawyer. Going to an elite firm gives you more opportunities, but not to the extent that it's not worth being a lawyer if you went to a lesser school. Most of the shit you are likely to do,and almost all of the fun shit is not affected by the school you went to. In my office, I went to a top 15, one of my colleagues went to one of the top 3, and the othwer went to a non-ABA school. We all do basically the same thing, and the most skilled of us three is guy from the non-ABA school. Yes, he has a strong rep in the community, judges call him for advice.
Talent wins out in the end, so don't sweat not going to HYS (Harvard, Yale or Stanford). DO sweat whether you want to be a lawyer. There are plenty of ways to make a nice living that don't require the aggravation of law school.
Peace.
And yeah, I'm still at work. But I am the boss, so it's cool.