Because BGOL needs it... Late night Grammar Lesson 1

[AristotlesOwn]

You can clown or whatever, and most probably won't care, but I think the board needs a simple grammar lesson...or two. I'll start with the most common errors.

Your - (pronoun) Indicating possession - Your shitty spelling and grammar is making it hard to read.
You're - (contraction) You are - Brother*Revolution, you're really Kenneth/Pikestreet/etc. aren't you?

There - (adverb) Indicates place - There he is
Their - (pronoun) Indicates possession - Their ball is on the court
They're - (contraction) they are - They're over there

Top Models I want to Bang
http://198.65.131.81/board/showthread.php?t=162414

 

[shanebp1978]

 

[Mello Mello]

Word. Someone posted Cambridge University Advanced English program on here; which is really good. I think it was Mr.Jody. If we could get that posted again it would be great.

 

[femmenoire]

It's needed but it won't be appreciated.

 

[DESHAUN MICHAELS]

You can clown or whatever, and most probably won't care, but I think the board needs a simple grammar lesson...or two. I'll start with the most common errors.

Your - (pronoun) Indicating possession - Your shitty spelling and grammar is making it hard to read.
You're - (contraction) You are - Brother*Revolution, you're really Kenneth/Pikestreet/etc. aren't you?

There - (adverb) Indicates place - There he is
Their - (pronoun) Indicates possession - Their ball is on the court
They're - (contraction) they are - They're over there

Top Models I want to Bang
http://198.65.131.81/board/showthread.php?t=162414

what post and by who made you want to do that?

 

[AristotlesOwn]

It's needed but it won't be appreciated.

I don't mind that...someone will use it.

what post and by who made you want to do that?

There are many examples, but ..OJ's thread about being put out of school, and then Moustacy's Sig really put me over the edge.

 

[Electric Relaxation]

Well you better not check this thread Click--you might kill yourself...

 

[mrjody]

Well you better not check this thread Click--you might kill yourself...

You aint lyin! Shit!

 

[phillyphilly]

Word. Someone posted Cambridge University Advanced English program on here; which is really good. I think it was Mr.Jody. If we could get that posted again it would be great.

RE-UP

 

[LordSinister]

You can clown or whatever, and most probably won't care, but I think the board needs a simple grammar lesson...or two. I'll start with the most common errors.

Your - (pronoun) Indicating possession - Your shitty spelling and grammar is making it hard to read.
You're - (contraction) You are - Brother*Revolution, you're really Kenneth/Pikestreet/etc. aren't you?

There - (adverb) Indicates place - There he is
Their - (pronoun) Indicates possession - Their ball is on the court
They're - (contraction) they are - They're over there

Top Models I want to Bang
http://198.65.131.81/board/showthread.php?t=162414

Your a bitch!

their are more qualified Ninjas here to point out these fax.

urine the way of real intervention on this board.

 

[Electric Relaxation]

You aint lyin! Shit!

It's like a can of Alphabet Soup in that motherfucker...

 

[blackicerhythms]

Well you better not check this thread Click--you might kill yourself...

omg, this guy makes me feel like i have a PHD..

 

[CoTtOnMoUf]

this issue needed to be addressed.

if only our fellow members will take heed.

thanks.

 

[mrjody]

Word. Someone posted Cambridge University Advanced English program on here; which is really good. I think it was Mr.Jody. If we could get that posted again it would be great.

Im pretty sure this is it.

Cambridge Oxford English Dictionary

http://rapidshare.com/files/16836998/COED11.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/16832925/COED11.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/16828182/COED11.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/16822632/COED11.part1.rar

RAR pass:
ncc

 

[Riggz]

Your a bitch!

their are more qualified Ninjas here to point out these fax.

urine the way of real intervention on this board.

you spelt "board" wrong... its' bored

 

[spranger1]

THANK YOU!!! Being a writer, misspellings irk the hell out of me!

 

[thetruth]

 

[Jagi]

It's needed but it won't be appreciated.

true


i even find myself going to dictionary.com second guessing my own spelling and people wont


one little bit of info for folk

if there is a red underline under your words you post

you may want to check your spelling and grammar

 

[freaky_1]

Well you better not check this thread Click--you might kill yourself...

Speechless

 

[praetor]

You can clown or whatever, and most probably won't care, but I think the board needs a simple grammar lesson...or two. I'll start with the most common errors.

Your - (pronoun) Indicating possession - Your shitty spelling and grammar is making it hard to read.
You're - (contraction) You are - Brother*Revolution, you're really Kenneth/Pikestreet/etc. aren't you?

There - (adverb) Indicates place - There he is
Their - (pronoun) Indicates possession - Their ball is on the court
They're - (contraction) they are - They're over there

people on this board really struggle with homophones

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophone

 

[CackalackyCracker]

For those interested, The Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar
http://grammatically.blogspot.com/2006/08/apostrophe-protection-society.html
and also the The APS Forum Reference Site.. (Apostrophe Protection Society) http://www.greenwich-guide.org.uk/APS/links.htm


Whats really sad is how I had to check the spelling of my own apostrophe.

 

[MissMighty]

Well sorry but I didn't make the graphic in my sig and I know the difference between "your and you're" so like I said before unless you know the name of the font they used it won't be fixed.

 

[Makkonnen]

Your a bitch!

their are more qualified Ninjas here to point out these fax.

urine the way of real intervention on this board.

rotflmbao @ urine

Has anyone here ben tested for weed smokin? U no the yourin test

 

[Havoc]

Well sorry but I didn't make the graphic in my sig and I know the difference between "your and you're" so like I said before unless you know the name of the font they used it won't be fixed.

Maybe you do, but you've failed to show that you know how to place the proper quotation marks around words. Let's try "your" and "you're" please.

 

[MissMighty]

Thank you for that correction but you can save it for someone that actually gives a damn because frankly I don't. If there's anything else you want to correct feel free to email it to idontgiveaflyinfuckyoubitchassnigga@moustacy.com. Thank you and goodnight.

 

[Riggz]

One Thing I Don't Understand Is Why People Type Shit Like This. Why Does Every Word Need To Be Capitalized? To Me It Seems Like It Is More Work To Do This Than Write Like A Normal Human Being.

 

[MissMighty]

Yeah typing that way takes a lot of extra effort but what about the p30p13 th4t typ3 l1k3 th1s?

 

[alexw]

you faggots cant be serious

this is a fuckin message board on the net

nobody gives a damn about grammer on the net besides you make up wearin queens

I swear u niggas need to step outside at times

Mouse "youre" sig over "their" is fine ma!!!

 

[MissMighty]

you faggots cant be serious

this is a fuckin message board on the net

nobody gives a damn about grammer on the net besides you make up wearin queens

I swear u niggas need to step outside at times

Mouse "youre" sig over "their" is fine ma!!!

I know it's fine lol Everyone knows how it's supposed to be spelled but how it actually "takes people over the edge" is kinda how do you say "weird"? lol As long as I can understand what someone means or is saying I'm not concerned with their usage of grammar, vocabulary, and or punctuation especially on the dayum internet.

 

[Pussy Krook]

Ya'll know this the internet right not a college course right? Who gives a fuck???


although this shit is ridiculous:

Well you better not check this thread Click--you might kill yourself...

 

[mrjody]

Why Does Every Word Need To Be Capitalized? To Me It Seems Like It Is More Work To Do This Than Write Like A Normal Human Being.

It happens automatically when you type on a handheld device.
Notice all the words are caps except the ones after punctuation.

After a while the device was set to all caps.

What? So I send alot of text messages from my cell.

 

[MissMighty]

T9 types the first letter of a sentence in caps not every word. There's either lowercase, uppercase, or caps not every word first letter capped.

 

[mrjody]

Are you telling me how my cell phone works?

Motorola i870 (nextel)

T9 is an option. If you dont choose that option (which I dont, because I hate auto complete), you get caps on the first letter of every word, except after punctuation. Unless you set it to all caps.
Look at his text.

 

[MissMighty]

Don't believe I mentioned your cell phone. But on MY PHONE and all of the other phones I've had if you don't select t9 there's "abc" where you have to select each letter separately and then there's "Abc" to make the first letter capitalized and then there's "ABC" which makes everything capitalized anything else?

 

[mrjody]

Daddy didnt hug you much, huh?
Something is broken inside.

Ignore me.
Here, lemme show you how....