Because BGOL needs it... Late night Grammar Lesson 1

[1900MONTANA]

Yeah that would be my fault we all can't be as classy as you saying a man likes dick because he's not feeling you. Then again I call out dick sizes and you call out homosexuality makes sense for you to throw stones at me



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We all can't be great mothers and positive role models for young women like you either when I look at this I say to myself hey maybe one day when I am pregnant I can be like Montana and squirt breast milk out on webcam for strange men on the internet. You are truly a class act.

BITCH IF YOU ACTUALLY BELEIVE ME DOING WEBCAM SHOWS SQUIRTING MILK OUT MY BREAST THEN YOU'RE ASS DUMB AS THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE YOU SEE IN THE MIRROR EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE.

 

[MissMighty]

BITCH IF YOU ACTUALLY BELEIVE ME DOING WEBCAM SHOWS SQUIRTING MILK OUT MY BREAST THEN YOU'RE ASS DUMB AS THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE YOU SEE IN THE MIRROR EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist. Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.

 

[1900MONTANA]

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist. Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.

SORRY BOO, I DON'T APOLOGIZE TO RATS, OR FEMALES THAT ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE ONE.

 

[1900MONTANA]

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist. Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.

SORRY BOO, I DON'T APOLOGIZE TO RATS, OR FEMALES THAT ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE ONE.


LATA GOOF TROOP!

 

[MissMighty]

SORRY BOO, I DON'T APOLOGIZE TO RATS, OR FEMALES THAT ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE ONE.


LATA GOOF TROOP!

I figured that would be the only part you would understand out of everything said. Being that this is the last time you will be acknowledged I would suggest leaving my name out of your font especially when no one was talking to you in the first place. If you want an excuse to talk to me next time try not being so obvious The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

 

[superman2004]

That shit reads like a real retarded simp!!

I could imagine Pikestreet talking like that begging for some pussy.

"Moistacy, I wub u 2 much to let cho go. Mawwy mee pwetty pwease."

pike: moistacy ken wi go uot fo lunch sum dai?

 

[AristotlesOwn]

On a slightly different note, some peeps tend to intentionally misspell words, like myself for instance.

On message boards, it's just faster to type out certain words to shorten the length. It can also stand out typographically, like "Some big titties!" to "Sum big titties!" or "Props! to "Propz!"

Companies do it all the time. PlaySkool, Froot Loops, Bratz, just to name a few. The whole idea is a marketing technique where you're more likely to remember the name of the product by it's spelling, thought the pronouncation is still in tact.

More on this topic:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070314074535AAhUkyq

Of course, if you were writing a professional e-mail or IM/PM to a business associate or something (i.e., a job), this doesn't apply.

I understand that sometimes it's intentional (i.e. if someone is trying to convey a southern accent and puts something like 'scurred' instead of 'scared'), but some really don't know the difference. I think it's okay to KNOW proper grammar and spelling and feign ignorance rather than to just be ignorant.

@ some of the responses here.

 

[phillyphilly]

Dup. Post...Please delete.

 

[phillyphilly]

Originally Posted by Mello Mello
Word. Someone posted Cambridge University Advanced English program on here; which is really good. I think it was Mr.Jody. If we could get that posted again it would be great.

any word on this:


Cambridge University Advanced English program

 

[APOPHIS]

Bump.

The more things change, the more they stay the same...