I aint mad at that.
forgive me man just taking an online course i'm in the 2nd week...shit is annoying as hell...complete waste of time imo...
I aint mad at that.
and Tasha Smith <-- OMG SHE IS FINE IN PERSON, NICE DARK SLIMMIE!
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Andre 3000 $5 (the worst part about that was he gave me 10 and asked for 5 back)![]()





as a teacher i used to worked p/t as a tutor...i used to tutor hayden panettiere when she was 17...she used to fly across country every day to be tutored by me...but she would always try to touch me and make solicitations for oral sex and shit...now 17 is legal in some states but not in the state i was tutoring her so i got uncomfortable to the point where i had to quit...she was such a smart girl too...


I had this nigga for 3 days @ 2002 Superbowl in New Orleans zero tip fuck that bitch niggaI work in a luxury hotel in NYC as a Bellman, and have been for 10 years (I won't give out the name).
And I was curious to see if anybody on the board has ever worked in a luxury, celeb frequented, hotel, and have had similar crazy experiances that I've had. I'll give a break down list of things that have happend over the years. (it's all 100% true)
*Summer of 2001 helped Mariah Carey with turning on the theater system in the penthouse. As I walked out Eminem was walking in.
*Helped Diddy with a ton of LV luggage bags, only to be tipped $0
*Locked eyes with Beyonce while helping her with luggage, (pre jay-z) and thought just for a moment, I could get her, if i wasn't in this damn uniform..lol
*Had a hooker hysterically Laughing after servcing C-lo Green from Gnarls Barkley, about how small his package was. And how he was done in 2 seconds.
*Saw a drunk Rosario Dawson flash her boobs at her b-day party.
* Brought Halle Berry a fax to her room, and the room smelled like doo-doo.
She admited it tho, that she was on the master cleanse and it gave her bad gas.
*Smoked a spiff with Robin Thick and his wife, the sexy Paula Patton (who both are major weed heads) after they asked if I could get them weed, and I obliged. (BTW Robin Thicke is the most down celeb cats I've met, 90% of celebs want u to take care of there bags and get the fuck out. But he was on sum fully appriciating ur help shit, and u can come up n smoke on ur break if u want.)
If any other hotel workers are checkin out this post and had similar experiances..please reply...Thanks![]()
I had this nigga for 3 days @ 2002 Superbowl in New Orleans zero tip fuck that bitch nigga



damn that's 3 niggas in this thread who confirmed that puff is the worst goddamn tipper...![]()


as a teacher i used to worked p/t as a tutor...i used to tutor hayden panettiere when she was 17...she used to fly across country every day to be tutored by me...but she would always try to touch me and make solicitations for oral sex and shit...now 17 is legal in some states but not in the state i was tutoring her so i got uncomfortable to the point where i had to quit...she was such a smart girl too...

damn that's 3 niggas in this thread who confirmed that puff is the worst goddamn tipper...![]()
My cousin worked as a server while she was in college. She said that night she had a table with Puff and a few others, and at the end of the night, one cat gave her $40, and she said that Puff looked at dude like he was crazy.



dude's 300 pounds, so the size of his thighs may make him "appear" smaller due to proportion,,,*Had a hooker hysterically Laughing after servcing C-lo Green from Gnarls Barkley, about how small his package was. And how he was done in 2 seconds.
dude's 300 pounds, so the size of his thighs may make him "appear" smaller due to proportion,,,
dude's 300 pounds, so the size of his thighs may make him "appear" smaller due to proportion,,,
I work in a luxury hotel in NYC as a Bellman, and have been for 10 years (I won't give out the name).
And I was curious to see if anybody on the board has ever worked in a luxury, celeb frequented, hotel, and have had similar crazy experiances that I've had. I'll give a break down list of things that have happend over the years. (it's all 100% true)
*Summer of 2001 helped Mariah Carey with turning on the theater system in the penthouse. As I walked out Eminem was walking in.
*Helped Diddy with a ton of LV luggage bags, only to be tipped $0
*Locked eyes with Beyonce while helping her with luggage, (pre jay-z) and thought just for a moment, I could get her, if i wasn't in this damn uniform..lol
*Had a hooker hysterically Laughing after servcing C-lo Green from Gnarls Barkley, about how small his package was. And how he was done in 2 seconds.
*Saw a drunk Rosario Dawson flash her boobs at her b-day party.
* Brought Halle Berry a fax to her room, and the room smelled like doo-doo.
She admited it tho, that she was on the master cleanse and it gave her bad gas.
*Smoked a spiff with Robin Thick and his wife, the sexy Paula Patton (who both are major weed heads) after they asked if I could get them weed, and I obliged. (BTW Robin Thicke is the most down celeb cats I've met, 90% of celebs want u to take care of there bags and get the fuck out. But he was on sum fully appriciating ur help shit, and u can come up n smoke on ur break if u want.)
If any other hotel workers are checkin out this post and had similar experiances..please reply...Thanks![]()
dude's 300 pounds, so the size of his thighs may make him "appear" smaller due to proportion,,,


W...T...F.....

dude's 300 pounds, so the size of his thighs may make him "appear" smaller due to proportion,,,
This is your second strike![]()
sometimes people just get a room or suite just to do something different or have a pretend vacation I know I have done it
dude's 300 pounds, so the size of his thighs may make him "appear" smaller due to proportion,,,
It sounds to me like you work at either the Four Seasons or the Ritz Carlton, or at the Peninsula Hotel. The celebrities who come through these hotels usually turn out to be assholes (and check in at the desk under some stupid, weird-ass aliases), but a few of them treat the employees in a respectful manner. Some people I thought were cool prior to working at the Four Seasons turned out to be jagoffs. I'll give you a few names: Clive Davis; PRINCE; Howard Hewitt; Lionel Richie; Barry Bonds; and Phil Jackson to name a few. These jagoffs didn't tip you worth shit and they (and their people) were just assholes in general. A few of the coolest celebs I've come across were Denzel Washington, Hugh Hefner; Morgan Freeman, Keanu Reeves, Aretha franklin (believe it or not); Russell Simmons (and his entourage); and Sarah Ferguson (the british chick who used to be a princess or something like that). Morgan Freeman would talk to you like you were his long-time friend or something (a really cool guy).

why is everybody givin me flack for my comment?
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When the Rock was in the WWE, his head appeared "Normal",,,
Now that he's an actor, and has to lose weight for his roles, his head looks HUGE,,, same concept
the smaller your thighs, and the less Pubic hair you have, the larger your penis will appear,,, common sense people
do y'all really think Women bring Ruler's with them, so they can measure your penis? no,,, they simply guesstimate.
another factor, is that a Fat man's stomach may overlap/conceal his penis, which makes it appear even smaller.
I am from a tiny 5 star island and they all come so I have had several of these as well;
took Denzel on a charter to one of the cays
babysat Kevin Bacon's kids several times
had many many antics with Robert Plant(Led Zeppelin)
taught Robert DeNiro how to dive a conch and then later got in huge argument with him over cigar smoking in a restaurant
helped Bill Cosby change a tire
many antics with Jimmy Buffet
an excruciatingly boring dinner with the Clintons
too many stories to tell with reggae artists just name them
breakfast then swimming with Ray Baretto(RIP)
having to inform Angelina Jolie that topless sunbathing is illegal
there are many more but thats what I remember off the top of my head right now



dude's 300 pounds, so the size of his thighs may make him "appear" smaller due to proportion,,,
why is everybody givin me flack for my comment?
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When the Rock was in the WWE, his head appeared "Normal",,,
Now that he's an actor, and has to lose weight for his roles, his head looks HUGE,,, same concept
the smaller your thighs, and the less Pubic hair you have, the larger your penis will appear,,, common sense people
do y'all really think Women bring Ruler's with them, so they can measure your penis? no,,, they simply guesstimate.
another factor, is that a Fat man's stomach may overlap/conceal his penis, which makes it appear even smaller.
No big girl is helping anyone change a tire!![]()

dude's 300 pounds, so the size of his thighs may make him "appear" smaller due to proportion,,,
why is everybody givin me flack for my comment?
the smaller your thighs, and the less Pubic hair you have, the larger your penis will appear,,, common sense people
do y'all really think Women bring Ruler's with them, so they can measure your penis? no,,, they simply guesstimate.
another factor, is that a Fat man's stomach may overlap/conceal his penis, which makes it appear even smaller.
Andre 3000 $5 (the worst part about that was he gave me 10 and asked for 5 back)![]()



dude's 300 pounds, so the size of his thighs may make him "appear" smaller due to proportion,,,
why did mariah, diddy & jay z need a hotel in their hometown?,,, not saying it didn't happen, just wondering if you know why they would need one
why is everybody givin me flack for my comment?
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When the Rock was in the WWE, his head appeared "Normal",,,
Now that he's an actor, and has to lose weight for his roles, his head looks HUGE,,, same concept
the smaller your thighs, and the less Pubic hair you have, the larger your penis will appear,,, common sense people
do y'all really think Women bring Ruler's with them, so they can measure your penis? no,,, they simply guesstimate.
another factor, is that a Fat man's stomach may overlap/conceal his penis, which makes it appear even smaller.
dude's 300 pounds, so the size of his thighs may make him "appear" smaller due to proportion,,,