Amazon Alexa commercial......WTF!

Sammyjax told me to be wild and free. I'm just doing what y'all say black women should do - listen to and heed the advice of black men. Surely he would not lead me astray as he is one of the wisest amongst us. I know you aren't doubting his wisdom or advice.

of course not! Do you sis!

I SUPPORT you

excuse for a moment...

ummm

@sammyjax

let me holla at yo for a sec...

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Typical commercial. Either make the black man gay or emasculate him by having him with a wife who’s openly lusting for another man.
 
I try not to disrespect my elders, but you finna make me put my foot so far in your ass you gonna have toes for teeth.


Woman.. only way your feet leaving the ground around me is if i pin em behind your head so i drill deep and tenderize dem guts!
 
@Camille

see what Michael B Jordan done started up in here?

SMH. Self-righteous kneegrows. If the genders were reversed, the wife wouldn't have even been in the commercial.

The first command given out the box would have been "Alexa, pack her shit. All of it." And after her stuff was on the porch: "Alexa lock all the doors. Don't let that heffa in."

:lol:


Folks want to act offended like we aren't on a porn board where women are sexualized and objectified on a minute by minute basis to the point they don't even like to hear a woman's voice..

The BGOL echo edition wouldn't even let Alexa speak, she'd have to project answers on the wall.
 
SMH. Self-righteous kneegrows. If the genders were reversed, the wife wouldn't have even been in the commercial.

The first command given out the box would have been "Alexa, pack her shit. All of it." And after her stuff was on the porch: "Alexa lock all the doors. Don't let that heffa in."

:lol:


Folks want to act offended like we aren't on a porn board where women are sexualized and objectified on a minute by minute basis to the point they don't even like to hear a woman's voice..

The BGOL echo edition wouldn't even let Alexa speak, she'd have to project answers on the wall.

See what this ad has done to US?

this man has torn our happy home usunder.

I warned you....

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get behind me Satan

they name is MBJ
 
See what this ad has done to US?

this man has torn our happy home usunder.

I warned you....

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get behind me Satan

they name is MBJ

Lmao. All he did was expose the rift and double standard that was already there. In fact, the husband in the commercial is probably a BGOL member with 90TB of porn tripping because the wife now has something to look at and interact with, too. He can't trust her because he can't be trusted. He's freaking out expecting her to say "RAW" any minute now, as he has countless times.

See, I can read more into the situation than what is there, too.

Now what?

Lmaoooooo
 
Lmao. All he did was expose the rift and double standard that was already there. In fact, the husband in the commercial is probably a BGOL member with 90TB of porn tripping because the wife now has something to look at and interact with, too. He can't trust her because he can't be trusted. He's freaking out expecting her to say "RAW" any minute now, as he has countless times.

See, I can read more into the situation than what is there, too.

Now what?

Lmaoooooo
How old are you? Your post reads like a 23 year old.
 
Lmao. All he did was expose the rift and double standard that was already there. In fact, the husband in the commercial is probably a BGOL member with 90TB of porn tripping because the wife now has something to look at and interact with, too. He can't trust her because he can't be trusted. He's freaking out expecting her to say "RAW" any minute now, as he has countless times.

See, I can read more into the situation than what is there, too.

Now what?

Lmaoooooo

Damn! 90 TBs? :lol:
 
Lmao. All he did was expose the rift and double standard that was already there. In fact, the husband in the commercial is probably a BGOL member with 90TB of porn tripping because the wife now has something to look at and interact with, too. He can't trust her because he can't be trusted. He's freaking out expecting her to say "RAW" any minute now, as he has countless times.

See, I can read more into the situation than what is there, too.

Now what?

Lmaoooooo
DAMN! I'm, dying.....:lol::lol::lol:
 
That thread is on SOL. I didn't put it on the main board because I figured most of the menfolk wouldn't be able to deal. The second link is in the BP thread, I don't think anyone saw it.
@HIGH CALIBER would fucking love it....... he's into men.... he'd have one in every room in the house.... especially the bedroom and the bathroom..... the way he followed me around, I had to finally put him on ignore

:lol:



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News flash. Your wife is probably lusting after another man. She is human.

Get over it.

Typical commercial. Either make the black man gay or emasculate him by having him with a wife who’s openly lusting for another man.
 
Lmao. All he did was expose the rift and double standard that was already there. In fact, the husband in the commercial is probably a BGOL member with 90TB of porn tripping because the wife now has something to look at and interact with, too. He can't trust her because he can't be trusted. He's freaking out expecting her to say "RAW" any minute now, as he has countless times.

See, I can read more into the situation than what is there, too.

Now what?

Lmaoooooo

I feel like I'm being targeted.

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The shyts is comedy! Why can't this just be posted to laugh at without bringing homosexuality into it?!?! If you're bringing that shyt into this on a porno board, dawg, I am sorry but this is REALLY not the forum for you.

Then the back and forth will they won't they with @Camille and @playahaitian even Cammie-Cam bringing Mrs. Hatian into it, it's JUST comedy!

I am curious though who wanted a black couple first? Was it Amazon casting them or did MBJ go this would make more sense if this was a BLACK couple. Cause black wife and white husband seems to be getting A LOT more shine than black couples do nowadays
 
News flash. Your wife is probably lusting after another man. She is human.

Get over it.
NEWS FLASH, any woman who would openly lust over another man right in front of you is emasculating you. OBVIOUSLY you are used to this type of thing.

It’s so easy to spot beta males on this board. No alpha male would ever think this is cool
 
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