Amazon Alexa commercial......WTF!

fam when SOMEONE @Camille brought this to my attention I immediately tried to block twitter on my phone, desktop and tablet

and also did 20 push ups.

and I watched Kilmonger death scene like 12 times in a row on Disney+

Nah homie you gotta STRAIGHT demasculinized him! Watch him die in Red Tails and The Wire when he couldn't act!!!
 
What I said aint got nothing to do what you typed.

So go ahead with that. It was a funny ass commercial.

You just a bitch.


NEWS FLASH, any woman who would openly lust over another man right in front of you is emasculating you. OBVIOUSLY you are used to this type of thing.

It’s so easy to spot beta males on this board. No alpha male would ever think this is cool
 
The shyts is comedy! Why can't this just be posted to laugh at without bringing homosexuality into it?!?! If you're bringing that shyt into this on a porno board, dawg, I am sorry but this is REALLY not the forum for you.

Then the back and forth will they won't they with @Camille and @playahaitian even Cammie-Cam bringing Mrs. Hatian into it, it's JUST comedy!

I am curious though who wanted a black couple first? Was it Amazon casting them or did MBJ go this would make more sense if this was a BLACK couple. Cause black wife and white husband seems to be getting A LOT more shine than black couples do nowadays

lol... I didn't bring Mrs. Haitian up out of the blue. He reported that he showed the commercial to her in the SOL thread. And it had her FULL approval.

 
It is a funny commercial. You are a beta for even tripping and taking it personally. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Any woman you are with has wanted to fuck another man. You aint sexy nigga.




NEWS FLASH, any woman who would openly lust over another man right in front of you is emasculating you. OBVIOUSLY you are used to this type of thing.

It’s so easy to spot beta males on this board. No alpha male would ever think this is cool
 
What I said aint got nothing to do what you typed.

So go ahead with that. It was a funny ass commercial.

You just a bitch.
I don’t find anything funny with the constant attack on black males via television. Every fucking show on tv has several gay black characters. Most of these characters are gay for no plot reason. It’s just to paint black men as gay and inferior.

Then, you have to deal with all the commercials and tv shows force feeding us pretty, thin, real haired black women madly in love with white men, all family oriented and shit!

Then, when they FINALLY. Show a black family, what do they show??? A fucking bitch lusting and disrespecting her husband in every fucking scene.

As a so called black man..... what the fuck is funny about this? You CANNOT BE A MAN.
 
You can tell the dudes in here that really don't have luck with women cause they're getting triggered by a fucking commercial.

Triggered by either suppressed sexual feelings or triggered by past relationships that ended HORRIBLY wrong!
 
The shyts is comedy! Why can't this just be posted to laugh at without bringing homosexuality into it?!?! If you're bringing that shyt into this on a porno board, dawg, I am sorry but this is REALLY not the forum for you.

Then the back and forth will they won't they with @Camille and @playahaitian even Cammie-Cam bringing Mrs. Hatian into it, it's JUST comedy!

I am curious though who wanted a black couple first? Was it Amazon casting them or did MBJ go this would make more sense if this was a BLACK couple. Cause black wife and white husband seems to be getting A LOT more shine than black couples do nowadays

You know if the wife had been black with a white husband, all these negative Nancy's would have been posting that commercial every chance they got and voting MBJ as BGOL Black Man of the Year. It would have changed the entire vibe, especially if white men got upset, like they did over that sexy felon guy.

Hilarious.

If you're (general sense, not you specifically) only feeling secure about your romantic position and masculinity under specific, controlled conditions, I'd argue you're not secure about it at all.
Sounds like some introspection is in order for some of these folks.
 
They managed to over-sexualize and emasculate black men in one commercial.

:smh: :smh: :smh:
Don't listen to what the uninformed think. You see exactly whats going on with this commercial. Whites give Black people what too many of us beg for them to do in "their" media and when they give it, they give their white supremacist ideals of Black people and the unknowing eat it up. Just notice how the Sista starts her superficial, oversexualized, controlling fantasy in front of two white women (feminists) and an Indian (white) man.
 
Looks like the writers of this commercial have been lurking in Kevin Samuel's shows as of late. For, the average, everday Black man just isn't 'good enough', for the modern Black woman.
 
Looks like the writers of this commercial have been lurking in Kevin Samuel's shows as of late. For, the average, everday Black man just isn't 'good enough', for the modern Black woman.

you know @Camille this brother MAY have a point

we are NOT here just for YOUR amusement

dudes who look like me, idris elba, Michael B Jordan, Michael Ealy are under immense pressure.

Constantly being compared and held up to some unrealistic standard and refuse to let the white media parade us around for YOU and YOUR SISTREN and pit us against these average brothers

average brothers need love too.
 
you know @Camille this brother MAY have a point

we are NOT here just for YOUR amusement

dudes who look like me, idris elba, Michael B Jordan, Michael Ealy are under immense pressure.

Constantly being compared and held up to some unrealistic standard and refuse to let the white media parade us around for YOU and YOUR SISTREN and pit us against these average brothers

average brothers need love too.

Please forgive me. I agree 100%. It was wrong for me to sexually fetishize MBJ, and openly lust after him. I would never want you or the other men around here to who are paragons of wisdom and the backbone of our community to feel under pressure or like they are sexual objects only good up to the point they cease to give me and other black women pleasure. Black men and women have been at war with each other for far too long. We have adopted white thinking and white beauty standards instead of being true to ourselves and loving ourselves. I agree, this MUST end.

I humbly suggest we begin this journey of enlightened thinking and reimagined community and intimate relationships together, and in fact we can start with the men in this thread here who have expressed their concerns so sincerely and eloquently. We can start a new movement, right here on BGOL.

I will do my part to overcome my social conditioning from white America and stop sexualizing men and gazing upon them for selfish pleasure, and I know in my heart that you will do your part, too.

As the head of the black woman and our families, I look forward to you and the other black men here taking the lead on this so I and other women can follow your examples and emulate your selfless sacrifices.

There are some men who would seek to simply mentally and emotionally manipulate black women and get us to comply with correct thinking and modified behavior while they continue to get the payoff of this social conditioning for their own pleasure. You, however, are not like that. You are a man of honor and action, with steadfast convictions whom I trust with my entire being and I desire other black women to know they can also trust you and other black men as well.

To that end, I look forward your taking the lead and making the effort to dispel any fears black women may hold that you and other black men are untrustworthy or self seeking and also taking the good faith action of relieving the mutual pressure which I and millions of other black women feel, by deleting the thousands of threads you've created with thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of replies full of beautiful women with looks and bodies unattainable for the average woman and mothers of y'alls children, which were posted here for your amusement and sexual gratification before we all came to the mutual realization of the harm this mental and social conditioning that white media and white society has foisted upon the minds of black men and women, has had on us. Now that y'all have made me aware of these actions by our common enemy, I will fight them together with you and encourage all black women to do the same.

Send me a list of the threads you would like deleted and, once that is done, we can make a new thread and work out a strategy for nullifying and reversing the harm inflicted upon our people. I look forward to building with you and following your lead.

In the meantime, forgive me if I fall back into my old habits and hungrily lust for MBJ and others as I await your guidance and action on this matter. I fear I may waiver badly until I have your shining example of sacrifice and resolve to guide my way. I eagerly await your leadership on this matter, my King.

:flyingkiss:
 
Please forgive me. I agree 100%. It was wrong for me to sexually fetishize MBJ, and openly lust after him. I would never want you or the other men around here to who are paragons of wisdom and the backbone of our community to feel under pressure or like they are sexual objects only good up to the point they cease to give me and other black women pleasure. Black men and women have been at war with each other for far too long. We have adopted white thinking and white beauty standards instead of being true to ourselves and loving ourselves. I agree, this MUST end.

I humbly suggest we begin this journey of enlightened thinking and reimagined community and intimate relationships together, and in fact we can start with the men in this thread here who have expressed their concerns so sincerely and eloquently. We can start a new movement, right here on BGOL.

I will do my part to overcome my social conditioning from white America and stop sexualizing men and gazing upon them for selfish pleasure, and I know in my heart that you will do your part, too.

As the head of the black woman and our families, I look forward to you and the other black men here taking the lead on this so I and other women can follow your examples and emulate your selfless sacrifices.

There are some men who would seek to simply mentally and emotionally manipulate black women and get us to comply with correct thinking and modified behavior while they continue to get the payoff of this social conditioning for their own pleasure. You, however, are not like that. You are a man of honor and action, with steadfast convictions whom I trust with my entire being and I desire other black women to know they can also trust you and other black men as well.

To that end, I look forward your taking the lead and making the effort to dispel any fears black women may hold that you and other black men are untrustworthy or self seeking and also taking the good faith action of relieving the mutual pressure which I and millions of other black women feel, by deleting the thousands of threads you've created with thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of replies full of beautiful women with looks and bodies unattainable for the average woman and mothers of y'alls children, which were posted here for your amusement and sexual gratification before we all came to the mutual realization of the harm this mental and social conditioning that white media and white society has foisted upon the minds of black men and women, has had on us. Now that y'all have made me aware of these actions by our common enemy, I will fight them together with you and encourage all black women to do the same.

Send me a list of the threads you would like deleted and, once that is done, we can make a new thread and work out a strategy for nullifying and reversing the harm inflicted upon our people. I look forward to building with you and following your lead.

In the meantime, forgive me if I fall back into my old habits and hungrily lust for MBJ and others as I await your guidance and action on this matter. I fear I may waiver badly until I have your shining example of sacrifice and resolve to guide my way. I eagerly await your leadership on this matter, my King.

:flyingkiss:
There are two things wrong with this commercial that have no comparison to what men post on this site extending adoration, and in some cases lust, for women. The fact the woman was 'clawing' at the window, and that she had a significant Black male other present in her fantasy. Which signifies the current debates in the Black manosphere which I spoke on in the post. Imagine the commercial without the 'feverish actions of the Black woman, nor her suitor. Then the commercial would've been more amusing and not propagandish. And Black men are, and have been putting in effort to correct the issue. Most Black women, just aren't listening.
 
Fragile masculinity! :lol: But this is the "new" BGOL. Men freely post cuck stories and support for trans/non-binary on here now.

But I gotta ask......would this commercial have gotten a pass with a sexy woman as "Alexa" while the husband lusts after her?
Should have let Bullet post this commercial. :roflmao: All that was missing was :D "ALEXA, just go ahead and blow my wife's back out!"
 
Please forgive me. I agree 100%. It was wrong for me to sexually fetishize MBJ, and openly lust after him. I would never want you or the other men around here to who are paragons of wisdom and the backbone of our community to feel under pressure or like they are sexual objects only good up to the point they cease to give me and other black women pleasure. Black men and women have been at war with each other for far too long. We have adopted white thinking and white beauty standards instead of being true to ourselves and loving ourselves. I agree, this MUST end.

I humbly suggest we begin this journey of enlightened thinking and reimagined community and intimate relationships together, and in fact we can start with the men in this thread here who have expressed their concerns so sincerely and eloquently. We can start a new movement, right here on BGOL.

I will do my part to overcome my social conditioning from white America and stop sexualizing men and gazing upon them for selfish pleasure, and I know in my heart that you will do your part, too.

As the head of the black woman and our families, I look forward to you and the other black men here taking the lead on this so I and other women can follow your examples and emulate your selfless sacrifices.

There are some men who would seek to simply mentally and emotionally manipulate black women and get us to comply with correct thinking and modified behavior while they continue to get the payoff of this social conditioning for their own pleasure. You, however, are not like that. You are a man of honor and action, with steadfast convictions whom I trust with my entire being and I desire other black women to know they can also trust you and other black men as well.

To that end, I look forward your taking the lead and making the effort to dispel any fears black women may hold that you and other black men are untrustworthy or self seeking and also taking the good faith action of relieving the mutual pressure which I and millions of other black women feel, by deleting the thousands of threads you've created with thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of replies full of beautiful women with looks and bodies unattainable for the average woman and mothers of y'alls children, which were posted here for your amusement and sexual gratification before we all came to the mutual realization of the harm this mental and social conditioning that white media and white society has foisted upon the minds of black men and women, has had on us. Now that y'all have made me aware of these actions by our common enemy, I will fight them together with you and encourage all black women to do the same.

Send me a list of the threads you would like deleted and, once that is done, we can make a new thread and work out a strategy for nullifying and reversing the harm inflicted upon our people. I look forward to building with you and following your lead.

In the meantime, forgive me if I fall back into my old habits and hungrily lust for MBJ and others as I await your guidance and action on this matter. I fear I may waiver badly until I have your shining example of sacrifice and resolve to guide my way. I eagerly await your leadership on this matter, my King.

:flyingkiss:

Is it just me or do i sense a tinge of sarcasm?
 
So wait I thought the stereotype was that black men are all hyper-sexualized and can't help to have sex due to our giant penises (even though I am a 40 year old man this is BGOL and I have to say no homo) Now there is a commercial that any other time would have had a white couple in it there is a problem?!?? I thought the goal was to be normal.

Like you can't get mad when blacks are cast in a comedy that doesn't have the stigma of a "black movie".
 
Is it just me or do i sense a tinge of sarcasm?

I would never mock you or answer sarcastically. You have presented your case well and swayed me so that I am in full agreement. I'm just waiting on you to lead me out of the wilderness with a firm hand to keep my worst impulses in check.
 
How about Amazon giving 3 black people a job in a big commercial B Jordan probably had his company make the commercial. Y’all niggas who is tripping join a gym. It ain’t that serious.

If it was bitches in bikinis you would not be tripping on how your fat ugly wife feels.
 
I would never mock you or answer sarcastically. You have presented your case well and swayed me so that I am in full agreement. I'm just waiting on you to lead me out of the wilderness with a firm hand to keep my worst impulses in check.

:lol:

ok in all seriousness you were 100% correct to be hesitant to post this commercial in the main initially

Especially based on bgol reputation

I was very close to telling you that the board had evolved and matured and the could see the obvious humor and the male ego here aint that fragile

And then the tender boys surfaced

However i think the fact that we were not the ones who posted it here

And that overwhelmingly it was positive and funny thread...

It Is a big deal

Ok yes there were some odd misogynistic conspiracy theories on gender and race but again i think we can look at this as a good thing in bgol 2021 moving forward

And you can objectify me till the end of time. I cant stop doing it too you anyway that sh*t is on permanent automatic
 
Hi-fucking-larious. Y'all wildin' in here. Like watching a crazy edition of Point/Counter Point.

Camille finally meets Michael B Jordan



Also this thread reached legendary status just by referencing one of my favorite Skeletor moments.

Should have let Bullet post this commercial. :roflmao: All that was missing was :D "ALEXA, just go ahead and blow my wife's back out!"

And finally, we all know Bullet directing this commercial would've been his moment to shine on some
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