A buddy needs to pass a PISS TEST. Any advice?

[godofwine]

Never understood mofo's smoking the shit and dealing with this. He had to have had more than a 3 day head start.

Man, I had to scares as when I was in the Navy.

The first, I'm with a friend of mine who is in the Navy with me and we go out smoking on Saturday. Monday morning we get to quarters and they say, "Piss Test" and start calling out names. His name/rate was RMSN Lara and they said, RMSN L...L... Larissa (someone else) and his eyes got big as hell.

The last time I smoked while in the military was in April 2000, and on my next drill weekend in May they called my name for a piss test. Luckily I passed period but I took no more chances while active duty/reserves

 

[Lick]

He's gonna have to buy a cleanse the good ones run 50$ you can purchase from the vitamin shoppe or herbal store. He needs that and to drink plenty of cranberry juice and water. Like more than 8 glasses a day.

I would add the B3 and green tea. Drink as much green tea as you can. You will piss like crazy. Green tea is a cleaner.

 

[Mello Mello]

I would add the B3 and green tea. Drink as much green tea as you can. You will piss like crazy. Green tea is a cleaner.

I never tried B3 but the last one I knew about was Carbo30 or 20 ran about 40-50$ others were more, it was a herbal detox. Green tea is good too.

 

[Notorious P.I.M.P.]

Did you... or umm I mean your "friend" pass?

 

[roots69]

Future advice,,, If you or your friends, family members fuck around with flowers,, Tell them to always have a HIGH TIMES magazine or two, hanging around.. They advertise a ton of body cleansers and your local head shops should carry them also!! When I was on the random piss test list, I kept a cleanser on me at all times!! CYA @ all times!!! Its 2017, there's no reason anyone should fail a piss test!! The same companies that make the piss test, also makes the solution to pass them!!

 

[Notorious P.I.M.P.]

Did you... or umm I mean your "friend" pass?

^^^^^^^^

 

[keith6]

 

[Notorious P.I.M.P.]

Did you... or umm I mean your "friend" pass?

^^^^^^^

 

[xxironxx]

Had to come back and sing the praises of this fake pee. Had a 50 gallon drum of oil go thru the back window of my bosses truck last week. Guess who had to go take a piss test? But guess who's at work now typing this.

I wouldn't go any other route for passing a drug test

 

[Database Error]

Had to come back and sing the praises of this fake pee. Had a 50 gallon drum of oil go thru the back window of my bosses truck last week. Guess who had to go take a piss test? But guess who's at work now typing this.

I wouldn't go any other route for passing a drug test

What the hell were you doing, playing real life donkey kong?

 

[xxironxx]

What the hell were you doing, playing real life donkey kong?

Lol. Naw. Actually had 2 50 gallon drums in the back. Was on the property of where i was droppin them off at and hit a pothole that would have ate up most cars and that drum just shot thru the window

 

[BitchI'llKillYa]

Did you... or umm I mean your "friend" pass?

Surprisingly, yes

He got the gig moved to Dallas and is doing well.

Again... I wish it were me! The vp role is a career changer

 

[MASTERBAKER]

 

[BitchI'llKillYa]

Doa

 

[Ron-Ron]

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