7'6 and can't get a rebound!!!

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The rockets are going to lose because of this slow non-jumping bastard. :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

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tech9 said:
TMAC said fuck it

TMAC tried but nobody else was doing anything. TMAC basically had to set up every play for the rockets. Yao Ming kept on getting blocked and used by the Jazz. :angry:
 
Pussy Krook said:
I'd feel bad for McGrady but that nigga rich. Jazz will kill GS

Pleaseeee, Golden State is going to run Utah out the gym and put all there big men in foul trouble.
 
Yao is serviceable, but he will never be an authoritative center ala Shaq, Ewing, Hakeem, etc.

Houston has no role players. Plus they got killed on the boards.
 
now way in hell should t-mac have 13 assist. they need a somebody that could run the point. also there is no way in hell that yao should only 6 boards. i mean both of them had 29 points a piece which is all good but t-mac should not have 13 assist and yao should not have 6 boards. they need a rebounding bully up front and a playmaker @ the point
 
Yao Ming would've got his ass kicked in round 2! I could picture him falling on the floor from cross overs. He's too damn slow for the nba.
 
Kentaro said:
Yao Ming would've got his ass kicked in round 2! I could picture him falling on the floor from cross overs. He's too damn slow for the nba.
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I'm glad they didn't make it, even tjough I am a fan. If they had, they couldn't get rid of Van Gundy. Now they can. Get rid of him and his slow ass offense and his defensive mindset and take it back to the Knicks. How can you handcuff the most prolific scorer in the league? I hate Van Gundy and Houston has a rep of sticking with White people past their time (Carr, various coaches, Bagwell, etc) so they'll probably stick it with big-headed bald-headed Balki Bartomolous or whatever his name was.
 
Yao needs to man the fuck up, this ain't the damn China league!!!! :angry:

Rockets need another scorer too, all those other players can't score for shit

They've been trying to find a third scorer it seems like forever now
 
Move 1: Fire Van Gundy.

Move 2: Get a Run-Gun Coach

Move 3: Move T-Mac to the 3

Move 4: Get a guard who can shoot. Was supposed to be Bonzi, but he flopped.

Move 5: Yao needs to get aggressive. Everyone touts these foriegn borns, but those fools lack the aggression and heart needed to play in the Black league. Look at Dirk.

Move 6: Get a white guy who shoots the three, like the Rockets used to. This was a staple of our teams. Scottie Brooks, Matt Bullard, Matt Maloney, etc.

Move 7: Get a no-name BRUISER to play the four, stop it with the light-skinned softies. Thorpe, Willis, etc. Niggas who could get 10 and take fouls on centers and wear down the opponent.

Preferred Line-up next year

Skip, 2nd tier SG, TMac, Bruiser Brody, Yao with Whitey three-point, Luther Head, and Scrotum Head off the bench.
 
Yao Ming sucks? Do you know anything about basketball? Name a better center? And don't name Shaq of 5 years ago.

He doesn't grab rebounds at times, because he's not athletic.

Him and Tracey came to play, they just didn't get any help.
 
daddy_black said:
I'm glad they didn't make it, even tjough I am a fan. If they had, they couldn't get rid of Van Gundy. Now they can. Get rid of him and his slow ass offense and his defensive mindset and take it back to the Knicks. How can you handcuff the most prolific scorer in the league? I hate Van Gundy and Houston has a rep of sticking with White people past their time (Carr, various coaches, Bagwell, etc) so they'll probably stick it with big-headed bald-headed Balki Bartomolous or whatever his name was.

co-sign x 100.
 
XXXplosive said:
Yao needs to man the fuck up, this ain't the damn China league!!!! :angry:

Rockets need another scorer too, all those other players can't score for shit

They've been trying to find a third scorer it seems like forever now
Where the hell was bonzi wells?
 
Houston needs to get some more athletic players like TMac said.

And Bonzi has to be the dumbest player in the league though. He's cost himself millions.
 
The league is changing, and you cna no longer have these slow footed centers. Yao is a victim of the times, but he is also a little weak on the block. This guy was letting Boozer man handle him. He doesn't have any hops, and he takes too many soft jumpers for a guy this tall. That guy needs to be on the low block or do a lot of pick and rolls to give him easy shots. He is still the best center in the league. He is probably the only true one left outside of Shaq becaus basically all the centers are just power forwards masking as centers. It is a different league and if you aren't athletic then you are pretty much doomed because these guys are too quick. If Yao played a generation ago he would be more revered because he would have centers who would have played him straight up.
 
XXXplosive said:
I thought he was in Sacramento last year
oh damn thats right. well the yr before. cuz i remember the grizz was all rockin bands and shit with his # on it during the playoffs because the team suspended him
 
Preezy said:

and let's not forget mr. "take a charge" = shane battier.

dude NEVER tries to play man-up on defense... like attempting to block a shot, etc. but you can ALWAYS count on him to take a charge, take a charge, take a charge-even on the low block.

this team is too slow, can't score, and is poorly coached. period.

fuck van gundy.
 
dude NEVER tries to play man-up on defense... like attempting to block a shot, etc. but you can ALWAYS count on him to take a charge, take a charge, take a charge-even on the low block.

That's that Duke Basketball, that's why their players flop in the league.
 
daddy_black said:
That's that Duke Basketball, that's why their players flop in the league.

Basically.
Dook players are the only ones that learn to play defense laying on their backs
They learn that bullshit from Coach K

Anyway, I still don't think they should have traded for T-Mac
They basically gave up Steve Francis (who is still decent but hates being away from Houston) and Cuttino Mobley to get T-Mac
T-Mac doesn't have the heart and drive to win a championship
He gets hurt too much and chokes in the clutch
 
tracy is NOT the most prolific scorer in the NBA. i can name about 12 or 13 other cats i'd rather have on my team than that guy. but he did ball his ass off today though.
 
daddy_black said:
Move 1: Fire Van Gundy.

Move 2: Get a Run-Gun Coach


so Paul Westphal or Westhead, whomever it was that ran that high scoring would work with Houston?

just a guess
 
nATURE BOY said:
tracy is NOT the most prolific scorer in the NBA. i can name about 12 or 13 other cats i'd rather have on my team than that guy. but he did ball his ass off today though.

tracy takes too many jump shots.

tracy takes WAY, WAY too many jump shots during "clutch" time in games.

he has the talent but does NOT have the heart to just TAKE OVER A GAME like magic, jordan, bird, or even kobe or wade does. when the game is close, players like jordan, etc. would DEMAND the ball and take it to the rack or post you up. mcgrady just runs off the pick & roll and takes a jumpshot... most likely a 3. :smh:

i'd rather have players like AI, artest, and KG on my team... players that play HARD, with emotion, and actually play like they give a fuck.

yao ming is too slow... plays like a fucking robot.
chuck hayes is too slow but he's a hustler.
howard has ALWAYS been a fucking bum... NEVER liked him.
mutombo was better when he was younger, but i respect him at his age and would actually START him in-place of yao.
luther head plays like a scared little bitch. period. they should get rid of him.
bonzi is MIA and doesn't give a fuck. his attitude will leave him rich and on the street next year.
battier can take charges even when he's on the bench and in the off-season... FUCK taking a charge, nigra. play some laimbeer and rick mahorn type defense and hurt a mufucka for trying to score on you.

this houston team has NO CHARACTER, no HEART, no LEADERSHIP, and NO COACH.

fuck van gundy.
 
Tmac couldnt even handle the press conference after the game.............

I dont think TMAC is a 100% into the game and wants to win like jordan/kobe etc
This series is the most competitive I have ever seen him ........... so maybe this loss will help TMAC grow up more.

Boozer was going around and over Yao the whole series.
Nothing new cause there are many videos of Yao getting used and abused ----> where is the clip of the New York guard dunking on YAO :lol: :lol:

Utah will get eaten up by the Warriors in the next series.
Utah has no bigs who play on the post and they will get run out of the building in the same way the Mavericks got run out

Sorry to say it but Dirk was shook and his confidence got taken last series
 
hart said:
Tmac couldnt even handle the press conference after the game.............

I dont think TMAC is a 100% into the game and wants to win like jordan/kobe etc
This series is the most competitive I have ever seen him ........... so maybe this loss will help TMAC grow up more.

Boozer was going around and over Yao the whole series.
Nothing new cause there are many videos of Yao getting used and abused ----> where is the clip of the New York guard dunking on YAO :lol: :lol:

Utah will get eaten up by the Warriors in the next series.
Utah has no bigs who play on the post and they will get run out of the building in the same way the Mavericks got run out

Sorry to say it but Dirk was shook and his confidence got taken last series

i don't think GS can beat utah. here's why in two words: jerry sloan.

dude is an AWESOME coach; his teams ALWAYS come prepared to play a hard, tough DISCIPLINED game, and as long as they keep their composure, they're gonna do just fine.

personally, i think GS will win as well, but it'll depend on utah. if they try and run with GS, they'll get run. if they play good, hard, tough, typical utah ball, harpring (who's very tough) and boozer will post GS down low and bang them up real hard.

you can expect at least 2 fights for this series... from the hard fouls coming from utah.
 
hart said:
Tmac couldnt even handle the press conference after the game.............

I dont think TMAC is a 100% into the game and wants to win like jordan/kobe etc
This series is the most competitive I have ever seen him ........... so maybe this loss will help TMAC grow up more.

Boozer was going around and over Yao the whole series.
Nothing new cause there are many videos of Yao getting used and abused ----> where is the clip of the New York guard dunking on YAO :lol: :lol:

Utah will get eaten up by the Warriors in the next series.
Utah has no bigs who play on the post and they will get run out of the building in the same way the Mavericks got run out

Sorry to say it but Dirk was shook and his confidence got taken last series

This is the problem with foreign players. They develop pet moves. When those pet moves are stopped they can't create their own shot. (see Nowitski, Dirk) Dirk was just surrounded by athletes that made up for his short-comings.

Houston tried working with Yao by having him work with Ewing (and occasionally Hakeem) but his game is not going to change.You have two really good role players and no franchse player that would take the game over in th clutch.
 
daddy_black said:
Move 1: Fire Van Gundy.

Move 2: Get a Run-Gun Coach

Move 3: Move T-Mac to the 3

Move 4: Get a guard who can shoot. Was supposed to be Bonzi, but he flopped.

Move 5: Yao needs to get aggressive. Everyone touts these foriegn borns, but those fools lack the aggression and heart needed to play in the Black league. Look at Dirk.

Move 6: Get a white guy who shoots the three, like the Rockets used to. This was a staple of our teams. Scottie Brooks, Matt Bullard, Matt Maloney, etc.

Move 7: Get a no-name BRUISER to play the four, stop it with the light-skinned softies. Thorpe, Willis, etc. Niggas who could get 10 and take fouls on centers and wear down the opponent.

Preferred Line-up next year

Skip, 2nd tier SG, TMac, Bruiser Brody, Yao with Whitey three-point, Luther Head, and Scrotum Head off the bench.

That whitey that can shoot threes is already on their roster. Steve Novak is basically a Matt Bullard clone, Van Gundy should have played him more during the season. Obviously he can't start because he's too one dimensional, but with teams doubling Yao and collapsing on McGrady when his ass actually drives to the cup, dude will be open for threes all day.
 
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