I'm dyin' because I can imagine it looking like you walkin' in a club in slow-motion like that Dave Chappelle skit
Like you get your card and then all of a sudden this shit start playing:
You walk up to the door with your cart, and dude at the door put his hand on your chest like "where ya card bruh?" and you show the card, then he daps you up and let you in and then everybody in there like "AYEEEEEEEEEE!!!" and acting all happy to see you and shit, and niggas is sayin' "what's up" and bitches is lickin' their lips at you like they wanna suck you off and you just walkin' by in slow-motion with some shades on like
And you walkin' down the aisles looking like thisjust recklessly throwing shit in your cart like a boss. Throwing bags of chips over your shoulders n shit, taking the whole shelf and pushing all the shit off it into your cart.
And it's bad bitches everywhere, bad bitches feeding you samples, bad bitches in the produce section and they see you picking fruit and they get all turned on and start feeding each other fruit and touching themselves.
And then you walk by an old white lady and she looking at you like "oh God, who let him in here?" and you like "bitch, chill out..." then you whip out ya wallet and flash the card, and she like "aight, you cool. I see you! Stay up, youngin'"
Then at the end you walk up to the cashier with a cart full of stuff and she's lookin' at you in disbelief, then you pull out your Costco card and then she just rips her shirt open and takes her hair out of a ponytail and turns into a fine ass, big titty Spanish bitch in lingerie
All because you got a Costco card
Then you walk out the store into the sunset with all your groceries and the bad cashier bitch in the cart with her legs and heels hanging out of the cart
Yeah if you are hitting the gym you can usually get chicken breast and other meat cheaper at costco than at regular super markets.Yeah the one in DC is jumping. Opened this year and made close to a million the first day. Of course Joe Biden came on the first to day to speak. Plus they sell alcohol and I promise you every Friday and Saturday that place is off the hook!
Is a costco card useful for a single person?
It's a horrible attempt at trolling, but I am in a good mood due to all the organic food I buy from Costco so I'll play ball: you are comparing apples to oranges. Sam's Club is Costco's direct competition and you pay a membership for inferior quality at that.
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Man, they are NOT! I was already shopping there before I saw the documentary. After watching the documentary, it just confirmed I had made a wise decision.I think I might get a membership sounds like they arent just scum corporate slime
Great drop! I never stop at all the paperwork in the front, but this is good info to know. I was renting cars from hotels.com from '09 to '12 and they are beating the brakes off of these prices.Playa's don't forget the also give discounts on vacation packages. Like disney trips, cruises, and rental cars.
They sell cheap gas and their tire shop is beast!
http://www.costcotravel.com/
http://www.costcotravel.com/Rental-Cars
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yep, the gas is always cheaper there. (And it makes a difference out here in Cali)
Plus if you like liquor, they are always cheaper. Just copped a bottle of Hennessy XO for $175, shit is $225+ most other places.![]()
My caveat is, Sam's charges a membership, so......what's preventing them from paying the way Costco does?I never mentioned anything about quality. My comments were only directed at how Costco can pay a high salaries. They can pay high salaries because they charge a membership fee.
My caveat is, Sam's charges a membership, so......what's preventing them from paying the way Costco does?![]()
Heads up if you buy a costco gift card you don't need a membership and you can reload it all you want
Man, they are NOT! I was already shopping there before I saw the documentary. After watching the documentary, it just confirmed I had made a wise decision.
To be totally honest, my ignorant ass was skeptical because they were moving into a mall space.
Cumberland, in Cobb County Georgia, was on it's way to being a teeny bopper mall (i.e. no revenue) and they brought a handful of mid to upscale restaurants along with this "wholesale" store...I just didn't see the logic.
They were up for a year. I am driving by talking about how stupid this move was...that it was totally opposed to the branding of the mall, then my girl told me she wanted to check it out to get a membership. I went in that muthaf*cka and kicked myself in the ASS. Everything I complained about, they DIDN'T have. We signed up that day!
Great drop! I never stop at all the paperwork in the front, but this is good info to know. I was renting cars from hotels.com from '09 to '12 and they are beating the brakes off of these prices.
My caveat is, Sam's charges a membership, so......what's preventing them from paying the way Costco does?![]()
I never mentioned anything about quality. My comments were only directed at how Costco can pay a high salaries. They can pay high salaries because they charge a membership fee.
My caveat is, Sam's charges a membership, so......what's preventing them from paying the way Costco does?![]()
Heads up if you buy a costco gift card you don't need a membership and you can reload it all you want
bullshit. bjs charges a membership fee akin to costcos ...most of their clubs pay minimum wage. the company also has no union and has a high turnover rate. now what?
the gift card is called a costco cash card you can buy anything costco sells including gasGood deal. What's the catch, what can't you buy with the gift card?
ok y'all just sold me i have a costco card with my job and never used it .. always go to sams...
i'm have to check them out
Shopping at Union stores, buying the stock of the company, and shopping at companies like Costco is the only way you can deal with Wal Mart that have turnover like crazy and provide little value to the economy.
Wal Mart is not capitalism, it is a state run enterprise that has to be managed by the government such as DC and Chicago that have to set their wages for the company with regulation.
It has the appearance of independent ownership, however market mechanism do no work with wages and prices, allowing it to make ridiculous profits, that it masks by building stores all over the place.
Walmart workers have their meager wages supplemented by food stamps. That shit is ridiculous. That shit is criminal. People should be in the streets about this shit, but too many are worried about Obama's birth certificate to figure the shit out.
Fuck that tv. It's right there soon as you walk in all pretty and shit and there's a Costco worker right there like nino brown looking right at you trying to sell you that crack
I just keep my head down and keep walking
They have rib eye steaks in packs of 2 and 4 with Kobe beef like marbeling . I grilled them jawns And they melted in the mouth. Mad good quality meat believe it or not. I love Costco and with kids its a must.
Walmart workers have their meager wages supplemented by food stamps. That shit is ridiculous. That shit is criminal.