11 Reasons To Love Costco That Have Nothing To Do With Shopping! Competitors Beware!

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damn, just re-upped the scams club card

will have to try costco out as well
 
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And that rotisserie chicken is the shit too. Always moist and perfectly flavored.:thumbsup:

:yes::yes::yes: had some last nite.. dat shit can last u for several days..dats my shit when i don't feel like cooking..get that cut it up mix it with some rice or potatoes or etc good to go for a few days
 
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:yes::yes::yes: had some last nite.. dat shit can last u for several days..dats my shit when i don't feel like cooking..get that cut it up mix it with some rice or potatoes or etc good to go for a few days

too salty for me. But I do like their 10" pizza like someone else said.
 
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I only go to Costco.

No walmart or none of that.

I remember when I first got my card i felt like the man flashing it walking in, like i was finally in the club :lol:

:roflmao: I'm dyin' because I can imagine it looking like you walkin' in a club in slow-motion like that Dave Chappelle skit

Like you get your card and then all of a sudden this shit start playing:



You walk up to the door with your cart, and dude at the door put his hand on your chest like "where ya card bruh?" and you show the card, then he daps you up and let you in and then everybody in there like "AYEEEEEEEEEE!!!" and acting all happy to see you and shit, and niggas is sayin' "what's up" and bitches is lickin' their lips at you like they wanna suck you off and you just walkin' by in slow-motion with some shades on like :yes:

And you walkin' down the aisles looking like this :cool: just recklessly throwing shit in your cart like a boss. Throwing bags of chips over your shoulders n shit, taking the whole shelf and pushing all the shit off it into your cart.

And it's bad bitches everywhere, bad bitches feeding you samples, bad bitches in the produce section and they see you picking fruit and they get all turned on and start feeding each other fruit and touching themselves.

And then you walk by an old white lady and she looking at you like "oh God, who let him in here?" and you like "bitch, chill out..." then you whip out ya wallet and flash the card, and she like "aight, you cool. I see you! Stay up, youngin'" :yes:

Then at the end you walk up to the cashier with a cart full of stuff and she's lookin' at you in disbelief, then you pull out your Costco card and then she just rips her shirt open and takes her hair out of a ponytail and turns into a fine ass, big titty Spanish bitch in lingerie

:lol: All because you got a Costco card

Then you walk out the store into the sunset with all your groceries and the bad cashier bitch in the cart with her legs and heels hanging out of the cart
 
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#13 kirkland store brand is the most official store brand in the history of the universe

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True... btw... I'm not in that pic eating but I been to them in L.A. as a kid.
 
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My only beef with them is that they jumbo shrimp went from $40 to $50 in 2 months:hmm:
 
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I only go to Costco.

No walmart or none of that.

I remember when I first got my card i felt like the man flashing it walking in, like i was finally in the club :lol:

Been shopping there for years. Don't fuck with wallworld. :lol::lol:

Plus, cash back at the end of the year!! Win fucking Win.

Going there today to grab some shit. :yes:
 
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Just got a member ship so that I can get a 500 dollar gift card there when I buy my car this weekend. I look forward to going there and use it soon

i dont get this statement..u had to let everyone know u were buying a car..brah?
 
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I didn't know Costco did all that

I need to go more to support
 
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No Doubt, Niggas sleepin' on that costco beef. Also the chicken. They got Organic free range no hormone whole chickens in packs of two that's cheaper than that bullshit foster farms trash that keeps getting people sick. My weakness though is walking in and seeing that god damn 80 inch Sharp TV staring me in my face. They forcing me to buy that shit. :hmm:

Fuck that tv. It's right there soon as you walk in all pretty and shit and there's a Costco worker right there like nino brown looking right at you trying to sell you that crack

I just keep my head down and keep walking
 
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:roflmao: I'm dyin' because I can imagine it looking like you walkin' in a club in slow-motion like that Dave Chappelle skit

Like you get your card and then all of a sudden this shit start playing:



You walk up to the door with your cart, and dude at the door put his hand on your chest like "where ya card bruh?" and you show the card, then he daps you up and let you in and then everybody in there like "AYEEEEEEEEEE!!!" and acting all happy to see you and shit, and niggas is sayin' "what's up" and bitches is lickin' their lips at you like they wanna suck you off and you just walkin' by in slow-motion with some shades on like :yes:

And you walkin' down the aisles looking like this :cool: just recklessly throwing shit in your cart like a boss. Throwing bags of chips over your shoulders n shit, taking the whole shelf and pushing all the shit off it into your cart.

And it's bad bitches everywhere, bad bitches feeding you samples, bad bitches in the produce section and they see you picking fruit and they get all turned on and start feeding each other fruit and touching themselves.

And then you walk by an old white lady and she looking at you like "oh God, who let him in here?" and you like "bitch, chill out..." then you whip out ya wallet and flash the card, and she like "aight, you cool. I see you! Stay up, youngin'" :yes:

Then at the end you walk up to the cashier with a cart full of stuff and she's lookin' at you in disbelief, then you pull out your Costco card and then she just rips her shirt open and takes her hair out of a ponytail and turns into a fine ass, big titty Spanish bitch in lingerie

:lol: All because you got a Costco card

Then you walk out the store into the sunset with all your groceries and the bad cashier bitch in the cart with her legs and heels hanging out of the cart


that's almost exactly how it happened how did you know!

walked in that bitch the music came on, flashing lights playing. the ladies at the samples tables were like "try some of me papi try some of me!"

i left my cart in the front and got on the bullhorn and said don't nobody touch this here and the ladies started gripping their panties

i walked to whatever i wanted and just carried it back to the cart. sugar potatoes bread meat all that just straight lifted it and walked back to the cart there was a crowd around it. i walked to the line and they just let me go to the front.

i pulled out my card and the cashier moaned as she saw it. she asked if i wanted some "ass back...um i mean cash back" and then she smiled

i told her if she wanted to cum she had to come
i didn't even pay she said she'd take it out of her paycheck

the dude in the front loaded the items in the back of the ride and hit the trunk twice and i sped off
 
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Been shopping there for years. Don't fuck with wallworld. :lol::lol:

Plus, cash back at the end of the year!! Win fucking Win.

Going there today to grab some shit. :yes:
Executive membership :yes::yes::dance::dance::dance:

I shop with friends/family who ar too cheap to pay that $45 for the reg membership... I havent paid ffor my membership since I joined. That cash back covers it every year and gives me a free trip or two.

I call people and ask if they want to go to Costco :lol::lol:
 
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Been shopping there for years. Don't fuck with wallworld. :lol::lol:

Plus, cash back at the end of the year!! Win fucking Win.

Going there today to grab some shit. :yes:

all my people only shopped there so it was all i knew lol.

just got my turkey, lamb roast, tri tips, and chicken yesterday for thanksgiving and like 30 pie shells and a 25lb bag of sugar for the womens to do their works
 
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when are they gonna sell canned pussy?
 
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Excellent post!
 
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I have a friend his wife works there n n just like its been said she brings home a nice wage!! Earlier this year the CEO was on 60 minutes talking about the business. . I couldn't do n e thing but respect dude!! Nice place to work n the people in there r so helpful! !
 
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I find Costco to also carry a great selection of good women. :yes:

Go to one in a good neighborhood.... you're guaranteed to find a decent woman with good income and/or a home owner.

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are they in any spots ,but "good areas" I've never seen a costco in the hood ever and U read that they try to place them in areas with a certain income...
 
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Yeah the one in DC is jumping. Opened this year and made close to a million the first day. Of course Joe Biden came on the first to day to speak. Plus they sell alcohol and I promise you every Friday and Saturday that place is off the hook!

Is a costco card useful for a single person?
 
I plan my trips so I'm running my ride on fumes when I get near A Costco. Gas is never more than $.10-.40 less than anywhere else. Steaks are restaurant quality.


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Good post playa I had no idea this was the case there :yes:
Props, man. BGOL has given me so much, I don't post much, but try to post quality.
this. I've been telling people for yrs that Costco has excellent beef.

they just opened a new store in NOLA on 21 September, and I've been in there shopping at least 3x per month.

and gas last week was $2.62/gal too! :dance:

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Man, in the A, they beat Quicktrip and RaceTrac by over or under a dime at all times.
Fuck Wal-mart/Sam's Club...

Props OP
Man, almost 2 years clean, playa.

I had been wanting to stop shopping at Wal Mart for years. I did not like how a company made me feel I "had" to shop there, but they weren't benefiting me in the "quality" department.
I only go to Costco.

No walmart or none of that.

I remember when I first got my card i felt like the man flashing it walking in, like i was finally in the club :lol:
Man, listen...:dance::dance::dance:
Shopping at Union stores, buying the stock of the company, and shopping at companies like Costco is the only way you can deal with Wal Mart that have turnover like crazy and provide little value to the economy.


Wal Mart is not capitalism, it is a state run enterprise that has to be managed by the government such as DC and Chicago that have to set their wages for the company with regulation.

It has the appearance of independent ownership, however market mechanism do no work with wages and prices, allowing it to make ridiculous profits, that it masks by building stores all over the place.
This is a great take. A state run enterprise...you need to write a dissertation on that angle. That explains it the best.
#12 liquor store on site.
Man, my girl stopped at the one that is second closest to the crib, told me she wanted to show me something, pulled up to the Costco, took me to a different door and BAM, heaven!:lol::lol::lol:
They can pay a higher wage because they charge a membership fee. Would people be willing to pay membership fees at places like Target, WalMart, and Kmart
:hmm:It's a horrible attempt at trolling, but I am in a good mood due to all the organic food I buy from Costco so I'll play ball: you are comparing apples to oranges. Sam's Club is Costco's direct competition and you pay a membership for inferior quality at that.
Do y'all have the gold or executive membership, been thinking of upgrading for the 2% cashback
Man, me and my girl have the gold, and it serves us well for right now, but by next Christmas, we will be looking to get executive. Hell, I got an 800 pack of premium Xerox printer paper for less than 7 dollars! Are you f*cking serious?:yes:
i guess i'll go get a membership there.

thanks.
Man, it will change your LIFE!
damn, this may be the first thread in 15 years that actually makes me go out and buy something based purely on the strength of "pro" arguments contained within it.

PROPS!
Man, I know you got to fight for props here on the board, but man, glad to help. Costco lives up to the hype in this age we live in. Dude, that's real sh!t.
I find Costco to also carry a great selection of good women. :yes:

Go to one in a good neighborhood.... you're guaranteed to find a decent woman with good income and/or a home owner.

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Bingo. However, the one I attend is extremely Eastern European and Near East Indian heavy. Still bad, but usually married.
:roflmao: I'm dyin' because I can imagine it looking like you walkin' in a club in slow-motion like that Dave Chappelle skit

Like you get your card and then all of a sudden this shit start playing:



You walk up to the door with your cart, and dude at the door put his hand on your chest like "where ya card bruh?" and you show the card, then he daps you up and let you in and then everybody in there like "AYEEEEEEEEEE!!!" and acting all happy to see you and shit, and niggas is sayin' "what's up" and bitches is lickin' their lips at you like they wanna suck you off and you just walkin' by in slow-motion with some shades on like :yes:

And you walkin' down the aisles looking like this :cool: just recklessly throwing shit in your cart like a boss. Throwing bags of chips over your shoulders n shit, taking the whole shelf and pushing all the shit off it into your cart.

And it's bad bitches everywhere, bad bitches feeding you samples, bad bitches in the produce section and they see you picking fruit and they get all turned on and start feeding each other fruit and touching themselves.

And then you walk by an old white lady and she looking at you like "oh God, who let him in here?" and you like "bitch, chill out..." then you whip out ya wallet and flash the card, and she like "aight, you cool. I see you! Stay up, youngin'" :yes:

Then at the end you walk up to the cashier with a cart full of stuff and she's lookin' at you in disbelief, then you pull out your Costco card and then she just rips her shirt open and takes her hair out of a ponytail and turns into a fine ass, big titty Spanish bitch in lingerie

:lol: All because you got a Costco card

Then you walk out the store into the sunset with all your groceries and the bad cashier bitch in the cart with her legs and heels hanging out of the cart

You need to make a video for this sh!t...I'm serious.:hmm:
are they in any spots ,but "good areas" I've never seen a costco in the hood ever and U read that they try to place them in areas with a certain income...
They shoot for a rather lucrative median income, however in Atlanta, everywhere that is hood, can get to one in around 20 minutes and you ain't gotta come back out for a month.
Yeah the one in DC is jumping. Opened this year and made close to a million the first day. Of course Joe Biden came on the first to day to speak. Plus they sell alcohol and I promise you every Friday and Saturday that place is off the hook!

Is a costco card useful for a single person?
Man, yes. Whatever you normally buy, buy it there in bulk, and be healthy.

Having this card is like having a home, if you don't or a European vehicle, if you don't.

Chics DIG it!:lol:
 
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Do they still give time and a half to their workers that work on Sunday?
 
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Much respect to my fellow Costco club members:yes::yes:
 
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I let my sams club expire a few years ago after I found out they were trying to influence their employees politically. We had a costco here but it was too far away. They finally put one near my house a month or two ago but I haven't made it in yet. Glad to hear about the chicken and beef. When the first one opened up I did go check it out and got a few kirkland paper products...quality was on point. I'll get a membership before the end of the year.
 
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theres one in harlem
 
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are they in any spots ,but "good areas" I've never seen a costco in the hood ever and U read that they try to place them in areas with a certain income...

There one in Kansas City that's close enough to the hood to make you go :hmm: but close enough to the middle/upper income area to make say "great location".:yes: Same thing with the one on Ashland in Chicago.
 
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Nice. I wish there was one of those where I live currently. I have no choice but to use Sam's Club, which is part of the WalMart brand.:angry:

I know two people who work for Sam's Club and they absolutely hate it. They get called in on their days off and don't get compensated for it. There are no shift differentials or anything. It sucks.
 
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I think I might get a membership sounds like they arent just scum corporate slime
 
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There one in Kansas City that's close enough to the hood to make you go :hmm: but close enough to the middle/upper income area to make say "great location".:yes: Same thing with the one on Ashland in Chicago.

Looking back what the fuck was going on with my grammar in that post ? :lol:

the point I was trying to make in that post ie my response to another poster.. was do they even have costco in the hood ? because what I've read and know about their business plan is they aim for middle class and up areas.. ie places with certain median incomes

I personally wouldn't have an issue with it being in the "hood" ,but chances are slim.. because they want people with money and other things going on...:yes:


Proof read people!!
 
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Nice. I wish there was one of those where I live currently. I have no choice but to use Sam's Club, which is part of the WalMart brand.:angry:

I know two people who work for Sam's Club and they absolutely hate it. They get called in on their days off and don't get compensated for it. There are no shift differentials or anything. It sucks.

You don't have bj's around you ? plus they accept coupons :yes:
 
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