"Y'know.
My problem is I'm a simp for crazy pussy.
'Cuz all I do is wife up thots, ho's and violent drug addicts...
I won't even consider dating a chick unless she's got a high body count (or a prison record).
Hmm...
Maybe I need a life coach or someone who can help me make BETTER choices in regards to my love life."
Damn Reminds me of.