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Since your birthday was Saturday, March 21 you friends wanted to take you out to dinner and either a Dance club or a Strip club afterwards. Unfortunately, you were dealing with a slight touch of hay fever and maybe feeling a bit depressed since you had broken up with Sheila, who had been your girlfriend for the last 2 years.
In spite of their pleas you ended up staying home watching the NCAA basketball games and dining on some pizza, and after the games there what seemed like an endless loop of ESPN's "Sportscenter," and checking your brackets.
That was until about 3:00 AM, when you got a phone call from Johnny and he told you that the fellas chipped in and got you a surprise.
Initially, you wanted them to just wait for tomorrow (perhaps Sunday afternoon), but Johnny insisted that what they got you wouldn't taste as good the next day so you needed to enjoy it now.
Reluctantly, you told them to come up and when you opened the door all 5 of your friends walked you to the kitchen and suggested that they blindfold you once you sat down.
The gathered around the table and started singing "Happy Birthday" to you and when you removed the blindfold you saw a "Baskin Robbins" Ice Cream cake sitting in front of you on the table.
However, what you didn't realize was that there was another surprise that would soon be revealed because while you were blindfolded Andre slipped away and let Fatima in the apartment (Fatima was one of the dancers he met at the Strip club and through some slick talking and a few dollars managed to get her back to your apartment as your Birthday gift).
Once Fatima was in your apartment, Andre stood outside your bedroom and asked you if you had some more toilet tissue so when you got the roll for him you walked back pass your bedroom and didn't notice her at first, but then you did a "double take."
Andre explained that Fatima came back with them to help you celebrate...
In spite of their pleas you ended up staying home watching the NCAA basketball games and dining on some pizza, and after the games there what seemed like an endless loop of ESPN's "Sportscenter," and checking your brackets.
That was until about 3:00 AM, when you got a phone call from Johnny and he told you that the fellas chipped in and got you a surprise.
Initially, you wanted them to just wait for tomorrow (perhaps Sunday afternoon), but Johnny insisted that what they got you wouldn't taste as good the next day so you needed to enjoy it now.
Reluctantly, you told them to come up and when you opened the door all 5 of your friends walked you to the kitchen and suggested that they blindfold you once you sat down.
The gathered around the table and started singing "Happy Birthday" to you and when you removed the blindfold you saw a "Baskin Robbins" Ice Cream cake sitting in front of you on the table.
However, what you didn't realize was that there was another surprise that would soon be revealed because while you were blindfolded Andre slipped away and let Fatima in the apartment (Fatima was one of the dancers he met at the Strip club and through some slick talking and a few dollars managed to get her back to your apartment as your Birthday gift).
Once Fatima was in your apartment, Andre stood outside your bedroom and asked you if you had some more toilet tissue so when you got the roll for him you walked back pass your bedroom and didn't notice her at first, but then you did a "double take."
Andre explained that Fatima came back with them to help you celebrate...
I wanna skeet badly inside this hoe. Fuck the consequences.
I miss this woman. Too bad her porn career was too short.
