Random Thoughts 2011
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These high heels kinda hurt...but, they make my legs look great in the skinny pants
we appreciate your tolerance in favor of fashion
Aw the babies are too cute!
Should be an interesting day, hope I don't have to smack the shit out of someone
So beautiful!I have a similar one! Oooooh that just touched my heart!
When children can put themselves to sleep, it is a good day
It's a good feelin when you masturbate get out the shower and just feel so good...like Rocky runnin up them steps. LIke you can take on the whole world. But you just get back in bed and curl up next to ur cripple wifey and poke at her laptop....
I won't punch anybody today!
I won't punch anybody today!
My head hurts.
My back hurts.
It hurts to breathe.
And now I want to whup this child so bad for getting in grown folks business.
My back hurts.
It hurts to breathe.
And now I want to whup this child so bad for getting in grown folks business.
Stretch, bay.
Like when you were in school, in P.E.
Hmmmm...
...Daddy tellin me I got high BP. I don't know if it's that or the stomach virus but this looks appealing...
I can't stand to see a woman spit.
Am I the only one who has fallen asleep on the toilet?
It's the freaking weekend time to have some fun.
Am I the only one who has fallen asleep on the toilet?
It's the freaking weekend time to have some fun.
Why some women hate anal but love a finger in the azz during sex?
I hate to see men do it. I see it all the time like it's standard practice. Hey I can walk...let me spit! I swear all the time if I was single, and I saw a dude do that - I can't talk to you. In fact I didn't talk to folks I saw do that when I as younger...nasty heifers...
Naw...you ain't the only one...but I did fall asleep walking to work.
Hopefully. For me...no.
Because your dick is bigger than the circumference of their shit?
I'd rather stick my finger in a bootyhole than my dick (even though I've done both).
I'd rather have my dick in the pussy while press an index in that booty. She goes wild and I feel her intense climax while on my dick.
I've fallen asleep in front of a customer. Not a good thing to do.
damn i got a thing for paula deen... she makes diabetes look so good. think i might want to smash in a tub full of one of her cake batters.
Received a love letter and a dozen roses yesterday at work from the man who wants to be in my life...it was so overwhelming and flattering!
Received no phone calls/texts from the man that is IN my life. I haven't spoken to him in a few days, and he knows how much I value communication, etc.
What's wrong with this picture?!?
Received no phone calls/texts from the man that is IN my life. I haven't spoken to him in a few days, and he knows how much I value communication, etc.
What's wrong with this picture?!?
i hope you unappreciative ladies are preparing yourselves for steak and blowjob day in a few weeks
WHAT
THE
FUCK
I need a muthafucking distraction. Should I go get the rest of that New Amsterdam or find an eraser. Perhaps both. And no that was not a question dammit.
That whole situation can go to hell, lick balls, and continuously get fucked in the ass three ways from Wednesday.
THE
FUCK
I need a muthafucking distraction. Should I go get the rest of that New Amsterdam or find an eraser. Perhaps both. And no that was not a question dammit.
That whole situation can go to hell, lick balls, and continuously get fucked in the ass three ways from Wednesday.
Because your dick is bigger than the circumference of their shit?
Damn u and your LOGIC
still u would think it was all or nothing
You want to solicit some distraction for those moments. I am pretty sure there are brothers here would love to hear if you really talk like like they are reading. Cause you be saying some shit that crack me up. You actually remind me of being in college, living on campus in the coed dorms exam time.
Damn it is a beautiful day outside
Think if you gotta ask you already know the answer
Means the comminication lines have been messed up. Get to working on it. The grass is always green when there is persuit. It's when guys are most impressive. If you welcome persuit you can always be in that state. Wait till when they have to put up with your shit. It's how they handle that that matters.
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