How do you get a guy out of your house?!

bigirl

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BGOL Investor
When he is living there and does not want to leave? I am trying to avoid the change the locks and throw his shit in the street method. Also even that would be difficult as he never goes anywhere...
 
Court Order. Does he have mail coming there? Call the police. They'll remove him but i think depending on the state you're in, if he has mail coming there he is legally a resident. And you need a court order to keep him from the premises.

That way if he shows up again you call the cops and he violates a court order, and he's in jail for 30 days.

And stop letting dudes live with you, who have the ability to do something like this.
 
I would love to hear what the ladies have to say but thanks charlie.
 
Man, i want to avoid police and jail. Another friend said try eviction notice.
 
Man, i want to avoid police and jail. Another friend said try eviction notice.

This is the assumption we're working under, you've got a guy living in YOUR house and you want him to leave but he won't leave. If you live in an apartment, and he's not on the lease....you can make him leave by simply getting the apartment people to evict you. If you live in an house...there's no way to get him to leave other than calling the cops.

Or you could shoot him. Or have Bruno n dem come over and remove him.
 
Is this someone you're fucking or someone staying in a place you're renting out. If its an ex-fuck buddy, you're going to learn a long, hard lesson because he has roots now. If its a renter, the courts will be more will to help you. Fastest way, provoke him into giving you an eye-jammy, cops will take him tonight.
 
thats easy get everything turned off and stop shopping for food!!!! I know u got a friend who you can stay with til he get the picture
 
if he's not on the lease you can move.
eviction notice, but that can take 1mth or more in nyc i believe. 30 days notice
then more if the courts get involved.
you can't really get the cops involved unless you think you are in danger.
 
Lol didnt work.

What do you mean that didnt work??????? :confused:

Girl it's not HIS choice ... this is YOUR home ... tell that mothafucka to kick rocks or he WILL wake up with one less testicle than he went to sleep with :itsawrap: For real though, I know you're a fiesty one just like me ... I know you arent about to let that fool play you like that .... get 'em bi-girl!!!!!!!

Edit: McG ... you're an ass lmmfbaoooooo
 
tell him that your feelings are growing deeper and deeper by the moment

tell him by the way things are going u could see urself married with a baby on the way in the next 3 months

start planning a huge wedding and other aspects of his life accordingly

he'll be packing his own shit lickity spit
 
If he can't hear you speak it, you're gonna have to get serious in some sort of way;

Use friends/family [including his] and force

Use the police and legal force

Use an undeniable force of your choosing without help of either above.

If he won't move himself, MOVE him yourself!


Works the same way for guys with ladies [though somebody always simps and calls the guy wrong for putting out a pain in the ass].
 
tell him that your feelings are growing deeper and deeper by the moment

tell him by the way things are going u could see urself married with a baby on the way in the next 3 months

start planning a huge wedding and other aspects of his life accordingly

he'll be packing his own shit lickity spit

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Bi-girl, tell him you're pregnant!!!! :lol: :lol:
 
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Bi-girl, tell him you're pregnant!!!! :lol: :lol:

:lol::lol::lol: you and Desire thanks I needed the laugh

i will get u mcguyver :hmm:

Oh btw we had made up but now he in the shithouse again as I fell asleep and he ate ALL the sushi and even add insult to injury telling me he gave the last few pieces to the dogs! I am fucking starving and my belly hurts and there is nothing to eat I mad like fuck! :angry:
 
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