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You Know You're HOOKED on BGOL When...

CoTtOnMoUf

CoTtOnMoUf

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...the first thing you do in the morning is log on to see what the latest threads are. :smh:

...you open up your bookmarks and BGOL is the first one. :eek:

...you're operating heavy equipment at work and thumbing thru threads at the same time. :(

i'm guilty of all of the above. :cool:

i got more. what are some of your addiction symptoms? :confused:
 
Go to the special forums to see what new movie or albums has just been posted.

And to see which member gets clowned for the day or has made an ass out of themselves.

Take an asprin when you see several apple threads on page 1.
 
Tech said:
Go to the special forums to see what new movie or albums has just been posted.

And to see which member gets clowned for the day or has made an ass out of themselves.

Take an asprin when you see several apple threads on page 1.
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:yes:
 
...When you're girlfriend always says "Damn!!! How did you get that album so early...."

And you just look at her like :cool: ...

And she looks at me like :rolleyes: then replies...

"Oh...nevermind...don't know why I even had to ask!"

:roflmao:
 
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U think ur Internet is down when bgol ain't running as fast as normal...

Anything with a Internet conncetion is on bgol at all times...

U try explaining bgol ain't just "porn" but countless information...

If u didn't see it on bgol u don't believe it happened...

You've wrote ur homie in the box and updated him about bgol...

You paid your homie "donation" while he was in the box...

U lied to anyone about having to pay to post here...

Ur on a vacation and still on bgol most of the time...
 
CUB2006 said:
U think ur Internet is down when bgol ain't running as fast as normal...

Anything with a Internet conncetion is on bgol at all times...

U try explaining bgol ain't just "porn" but countless information...

If u didn't see it on bgol u don't believe it happened...

You've wrote ur homie in the box and updated him about bgol...

You paid your homie "donation" while he was in the box...

U lied to anyone about having to pay to post here...

Ur on a vacation and still on bgol most of the time...
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:lol:

onpoint....
 
- You check BGOL before the local news.
- Your wife ask you to check "Your website" for answers to basic questions like it was google.

- You read BGOL while eating dinner.
- You haven't bought software in 12 years.
- You look a chick ass before you speak.
- You use "epic fail, ock & lurker" in common conversation.
- You feel sick when your wifi or 3G is off.
- You know equate is 4x cheaper than KY jelly. (smh)
- When your broad acts funny and the first thing you do is hit BGOL.
- You have 4 or more smart phone or computer devices automaticaly signed to your BGOL at all times. (iPad, iPhone. iMac G5, MacBook, PowerBook & iMac G4.


Shit been addicted since a ninja used to sign in with AOL.


I'm guilty!!!!!
 
CoTtOnMoUf said:
...the first thing you do in the morning is log on to see what the latest threads are. :smh:

...you open up your bookmarks and BGOL is the first one. :eek:

...you're operating heavy equipment at work and thumbing thru threads at the same time. :(

i'm guilty of all of the above. :cool:

i got more. what are some of your addiction symptoms? :confused:
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!! im guilty!!!!!!!:(:(:( i hate this toxic ass place .. but i dont want to go anyplace else.... this mofukka is like the bar cheeres.......:lol:
 
Hooked? .....Hooked? Man, ain't nobody hooked. I can quit anytime I want to. I'm here for the articles and the insight. The depth of brotherhood and the putting together of collective minds to solve and deal with societal ills, the plight of the black man and these hoes. Nigga. YOU the one hooked! Get YOU some help and stop worrying about the rest of us.

(Sent from IPhone 4:56 am)
 
bgbtylvr said:
Hooked? .....Hooked? Man, ain't nobody hooked. I can quit anytime I want to. I'm here for the articles and the insight. The depth of brotherhood and the putting together of collective minds to solve and deal with societal ills, the plight of the black man and these hoes. Nigga. YOU the one hooked! Get YOU some help and stop worrying about the rest of us.

(Sent from IPhone 4:56 am)
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:lol:
 
bgbtylvr said:
Hooked? .....Hooked? Man, ain't nobody hooked. I can quit anytime I want to. I'm here for the articles and the insight. The depth of brotherhood and the putting together of collective minds to solve and deal with societal ills, the plight of the black man and these hoes. Nigga. YOU the one hooked! Get YOU some help and stop worrying about the rest of us.

(Sent from IPhone 4:56 am)
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

brilliant
 
Y'all got me dying over here! But all of this shit is on point. I couldn't sleep last nite my damn self. Got on bout 4:15 to read a few threads and saw other niggas were on too....PRICELESS

(sent from MY iPhone while @ work @ 9:15am)
 
-When you make money selling DVD screeners weeks before they come out
-When you can go into a thread, and know the history of feuds between BGOL members from the start (Halo...where dem books at?) :lol:
-When you start taking advice you hear on BGOL literally and start implementing that shit
-When you start believe that every Dude on BGOL only fucks dimes! :lol:
-When you get clowned on some Bullshit on BGOL and get pissed and take that shit personally!
-When you take commentary on Political, Sports and social views on BGOL more seriously than regular news media!! :lol:
 
When you download music and movies for family and friends and they ask you "What the name of the site you get the music and movie from??"
And you tell them "I can't remember off hand!!"
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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CUB2006 said:
U think ur Internet is down when bgol ain't running as fast as normal...

Anything with a Internet conncetion is on bgol at all times...

U try explaining bgol ain't just "porn" but countless information...

If u didn't see it on bgol u don't believe it happened...

You've wrote ur homie in the box and updated him about bgol...

You paid your homie "donation" while he was in the box...

U lied to anyone about having to pay to post here...

Ur on a vacation and still on bgol most of the time...
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If somebody says anything about news, Im quick to pull out the phone like let me see if this shit is true lol

When people how I get so much software, music, porn, ideas, I just be like my spot. Quick subject change when they start asking whats the address, Im like I dont know its saved lol
 
I was sitting in the living room chatting with one of my homies and he asked man where do you get all of your movies and software from? I said I got this website I use, and my wife from the other room yelled out "Black Girl Online".................... and that was 3 years ago :eek: :smh:
 
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