I'm racking up the frequent flyer miles. Week before last, I was in Mexico City.
This week, I'm in Nicosia, Cyprus.
Y'all ask, "What the hell do I do, that I get to go to all these places on earth?"
Answer: I am a contractor for the the military. Every American embassy has a Defense Attache. (usually an Army/Air Force Colonel or Navy Captain). The Defense Attache is the military advisor for the ambassador.
What I do is go and upgrade the computer and network equipment in the Defense Attache's office.
That means new computers, printers, server equipment, etc.
That's all I can say about that. Anything else, and I'd have to kill you.

Seriously though, certain info stays on the hush.