STUPID BUT FUN CONVERSATIONS ONLY FELLAS CAN HAVE-How do you handle it if you catch your sister in law watching you fuck?

[geechiedan]

Scenario: You're in your house fucking your wife on a Saturday afternoon..WELL. Both of you are so into it youre oblivious to anything happening around you(as well you should since youre in your house) not necessarily super noisy just concentrating REAL HARD.

Youre rocking your wife upright carrying her porn style(assuming she's light enough to carry)..

her back is to the doorway and she's totally gone. So are you UNTIL you glance up and see her sister watching you from the hallway.

Now sis has a key to the house cuz your wife lent it to her to pickup whatever earlier and she's returning it. But she's watching you two..kinda like this

peep how khloe is watching them..

You stare back a little too long and she snaps out of it and leaves quickly and quietly.

The next time you see her she's acting kind of awkward toward you..

Some things to know before you answer:

-Sis in law LOVES her sister and wouldn't do ANYTHING to hurt her.

-She's single

-She's hot as fuck too.


HOW DO YOU HANDLE IT?

 

[NightMare Paint]

get a bigger bed?

 

[black-n-tan]

I guess it depends if you want to stay married. Husbands can come and go but sisters are forever.

 

[clitsational]

been there

best friends
and
sisters

the best friend i hit
(she is responsible for my firm do not fuck in your circle policy)

by the time the sister thing happened
i was wise enuf to eye fuck her while i was fuckin her sis
and leave it alone

although i will say
after sis i and i broke up
me and her sis
(that was watchin us for u slow cats)
r cool to this day

i know i can hit
but i never will

​

 

[quickflip]

get a bigger bed?

sounds about right to me

 

[geechiedan]

been there

best friends
and
sisters

the best friend i hit
(she is responsible for my firm do not fuck in your circle policy)

by the time the sister thing happened
i was wise enuf to eye fuck her while i was fuckin her sis
and leave it alone

although i will say
after sis i and i broke up
me and her sis
(that was watchin us for u slow cats)
r cool to this day

i know i can hit
but i never will

​

what is this a haiku or something??

this ain't Def Poetry Slam muhfucka write that shit right..

 

[clayizaiken]

been there

best friends
and
sisters

the best friend i hit
(she is responsible for my firm do not fuck in your circle policy)

by the time the sister thing happened
i was wise enuf to eye fuck her while i was fuckin her sis
and leave it alone

although i will say
after sis i and i broke up
me and her sis
(that was watchin us for u slow cats)
r cool to this day

i know i can hit
but i never will

​

that was just beautiful...

 

[50royz]

tell your wife and let her decide how to deal with it. you don't want to loose your girl on some fantasy bs............

 

[clitsational]

what is this a haiku or something??


this ain't Def Poetry Slam muhfucka
write that shit right..
​

y is u hatin

that was just beautiful...

thank u kind sir



​

 

[runteldat]

tell your wife and let her decide how to deal with it. you don't want to loose your girl on some fantasy bs............

Shittt... this would be the absolutely WORST thing bruh could do... When all is said and done, he will be the bad guy. The wife will swear that he is trying to fuck her sister. This cat will never be able to be in the same building with his wife's family without getting the dirty eyeball.

My $.02 - Let it go. In the grand scheme of things, it's not that big of a deal.

 

[Rebel-INS]

I'd act like it didn't happen.

 

[GhostWriter]

depends on the relationship between her sister and I. If me and her are cool I'd probably just talk to her about it and keep it at that, maybe tease her a little bit..I wouldn't sweat it, it's not like she was rubbing one out because of us

 

[FOSHOO45]

I wouldn't say shit just keep it moving and act like it never happened

 

[Maurice]

Don't do anything.......... you can get really fucked up if you do the wrong thing......... just be cool and don't be greedy

 

[nimrod-x]

I would just make sure that I gave her a really good show, so she could go to her room and finger nut herself to sleep.
She would also overstand why he sister loves me so much...

 

[M.H.C.]

 

[Mo-Better]

tell your wife and let her decide how to deal with it. you don't want to loose your girl on some fantasy bs............

Yeah like that's going to happen. But it is the right move.

 

[LSN]

I wouldn't be angry but I would let the wife know...AFTER we finish fuckin...but for real I'd be a lil ticked that wifey gave her the keys...fuck that...ain't no family member that close that they need to be getting a key to my house outisde of the wife and kids...shit a sister-in-law ain't even blood...let that bitch knock or use the doorbell...

 

[freshnclean]

If I caught her watching me, I would fuck her extra good, and in the near future when I bring it to the sisters attention, push up on her bold as hell. Im like 99.9% sure, if she watched the whole thing and she liked it, she would be receptive to you approaching her so she can test the waters...I know that sounds grimey, but it is what it is, and she didnt have any business watching the shit in the first place

 

[geechiedan]

If I caught her watching me, I would fuck her extra good, and in the near future when I bring it to the sisters attention, push up on her bold as hell. Im like 99.9% sure, if she watched the whole thing and she liked it, she would be receptive to you approaching her so she can test the waters...I know that sounds grimey, but it is what it is, and she didnt have any business watching the shit in the first place

^^^^^
what you see here is the recipe for DRAMA... look at it carefully and learn from it

 

[swiftandsilent]

Somethings are better left unsaid.

 

[geechiedan]

bump

 

[geechiedan]

bump

 

[AwwSchitt]

Somethings are better left unsaid.

Word. You're chick can flip on your for not saying shit and kept on fucking. Just let it go.

 

[OnSlaught]

^^^^^
what you see here is the recipe for DRAMA... look at it carefully and learn from it

I can't look at shit but them titties in your sig Geech!

Man come up off that link pronto bro...

 

[pyramidbuilder]

HEY....
What the heck.... if she saw entertainment in it ...that's on her.
I wouldn't say anything (especially if her sister didn't see it). She was probally caught be surprise and lost her focus.
My sister in law is like my sister, so what the heck, its all family.
Doesn't mean I have to pursue her in any way. (And its probably not the first time, she's see her sister in the act)
I remember once my brother and I were out in the woods, he had his girlfriend, and I had an on-again-off again.... plan was to go out and get some ass and hook back up. I'm getting mine and we her these voices in the bushes, my brother and his girl were peeping us! I asked him why, and he told me his girl was on the rag and since they weren't getting any, they decide to peep on us....
Shit wasn't very funny but, what the fuck?!?!? We all had a laugh and got drunk later.

 

[geechiedan]

the people who voted to MAKE A MOVE ON HER and TRY FOR A THREESOME are peopel who probably have (and like) a lot of drama happening around them all the time

 

[Porn Addict]

i don't care if the sister was licking her lips staring, squirming while watching and had three buttons undone....just let it go. don't tell your wife. all the sister will say is she peeked in saw what y'all were doing and left quickly. she won't admit staring so it'll be nothing. but the wife will wonder why some innocent shit like that is still on YOUR mind AND why you just stared back at her sister, especially if the sister is hotter than the wife (and I'd bet she is).

but that's my rational mind...i have this chick now about 38 who is always sending me nude texts. one time she told me her sister (early 30s) was getting a bikini wax. i challenged her to get me a pic of her sister shaved clean. this bitch actually had her sister take a pic of her shaved pussy (standing up with tiny underwear on, not spread eagle), which she then sent to me. a nigga was amped. ever since then i've been pushing the issue...she indulges the fantasy, but i know it won't happen.

 

[mike123]

get a bigger bed?

pretty much

 

[Devilstrider]

Been there and done that. But I did none of the above. When me and the chick broke up I hit her sister up on myspace and she was like she wanted to fuck. So I fucked her multiple times including in her sisters car. Fuck it. Pussy was good to.

 

[ScottyPiffen745]

I don't condone fucking a girl's relatives, that shit'll get you into all kind of unnecessary drama.

If I saw her sis, I'd still put on a show, not to tease her or to try to make her sis want to fuck me, but to let her know that her sis (my girl) is getting treated right and I don't want them talking shit about my fuck game behind my back

Then after that, I'd joke with the both of them about it if it wasn't too awkward.

 

[godofwine]

all of my sisters in laws are fat sloppy bitches. I would just talk to them to get them past the moment. But if I love my wife I wouldn't try anything because she might be good for a fuck, but not the hole package as my wife is. And once you fuck, ain't no way that is staying a secret. NO WAY.

 

[Crown&Coke]

I wouldnt say nothing and if the sister ever brought it up, I would act like I never saw her watching.

That can cause way too much drama. I wouldnt even acknowledge I seen her lookin​

 

[geechiedan]

bump

 

[duppy_maka]

the answer I chose was

"Try to get some kind of threesome with her when your all drunk"

and all the time, I would be trying to get the sisters to play around with each other