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LoneStar29 said:
I have gotten carded 2 times in the past week at the liquor store ... now I realize it is a compliment that they think I am younger than I am but it's HELLA annoying when the liquor store is about to close and I don't have enough time to run home and get my I.D then I have to spend the entire night sober cuz I am too cheap to go to a bar:angry::hmm:
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Well, I bet you'll bring that I.D. out with you from now on huh? :lol: Either that, or get over those hangups about going to the bar. Whatever the case make sure you get D-RUNK when the mood hits you...:lol::yes::devil::yes::lol:
 
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doggish_098 said:
so i watched that documentary on Ted Kennedy and i'm saying to myself damn this dude has more lives than a cat survived a plane crash survived driving his car off a bridge and so on...
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Kinda interesting, isn't it, given the plight of the other Kennedy's

Makes you wonder if he made a deal with the devil or something, at an early age, to not suffer like every other Kennedy did...
 
I just noticed that when I pick up a magazine-I start from the back of move forward! I do this all the time.....:eek:
 
I'm reading a really cool article about music cognition and psychoacoustics. :yes:

Expect a thread on this in the near future ...
 
It's nice to have...:yes::yes::yes::yes:






...Oh, I bet you're wondering what I'm talking about aren't you?






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...Well, wouldn't you like to know...
 
*walks on stage, lights incense, takes seat on stool, taps mic, clears throat, gets feedback from mic*

Ode to women's softball diva

Hey chocolate girl in them tight softball pants
A brother wants to get closer so we can do the forbidden dance
When you went around second, that outstanding onion was switching so glorious
Almost had me cockeyed like the late great Notorious
You cover centerfield so nicely, snatching balls out of mid-air
I wonder if you can catch a good stroke from the back as I pull on your weave hair
Manager tells me your spoken for, but that can't stop me from dreamin'
You'll be yelling "go for home daddy" while that puddykitten is creamin'
I go to games you play when I don't even have to work.
Why? Well, that's just to watch you work.

*gets up from stool, walks off stage*
 
OnyxFemme said:
What was that comedians name who remade "Just Friends" by Musiq?
He was hilarious!!
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Lil Duval

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CT: You my dude 4 life!!!!!

BTW I am having a boy:dance::dance::dance::dance:
CT's Finest said:
Lil Duval

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