If I Only Had An Ass.....

UrBoSS

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There's a million and one articles about working out and the best exercises to do and bla bla bla. But I want to know from actual people, any ladies here have some solutions for me as far as assercises lol...

I'm jealous of black women they have these ridiculous natural curves, flawless. People say PR's have big asses, but they can be a sloppy type of thick sometimes...

I have decent cuppage :lol: But I want my ass to be more perky ....any solutions??? What works for you girls???
 
every time i talk to a drunken white girl in a bar or something with a big ass they always give the same answer as to how their butts got bigger... anal sex



i may as well be the first to ask/suggest that you give pictorial evidence of what you are talking about.
 
Let your dude hit it from the back...but he gotta do it right and toot your ass up. Heard it works :rolleyes:.

:lol: I know I ain't the only one who got told that.




But you can do squats too.
 
^^^^

I agree squats and lunges work the best. Usually when I gain weight it goes to my butt and thighs
 
Dam everyone says the same shit to me with the back shots...I can't believe that shit works til someone tells me straight up thats all they do and it worked lol. But yea the usual...squats, lunges...ok i guess thats what it is...

Anyone who gains weight n it goes to ass n thighs is lucky as fuck bc i gain n i get it in my face n stomach but when i lose it comes from my dam ass n thighs. wtf
 
Dam everyone says the same shit to me with the back shots...I can't believe that shit works til someone tells me straight up thats all they do and it worked lol. But yea the usual...squats, lunges...ok i guess thats what it is...

Anyone who gains weight n it goes to ass n thighs is lucky as fuck bc i gain n i get it in my face n stomach but when i lose it comes from my dam ass n thighs. wtf

so no supporting evidence huh :lol::lol::lol:
 
There's a million and one articles about working out and the best exercises to do and bla bla bla. But I want to know from actual people, any ladies here have some solutions for me as far as assercises lol...

I'm jealous of black women they have these ridiculous natural curves, flawless. People say PR's have big asses, but they can be a sloppy type of thick sometimes...

I have decent cuppage
:lol: But I want my ass to be more perky ....any solutions??? What works for you girls???

So are you from PR? Also, may we see what you're working with back there?


You need to put back that sig.:cool:

Word. SS can we resurrect the sig?
 
Dam everyone says the same shit to me with the back shots...I can't believe that shit works til someone tells me straight up thats all they do and it worked lol. But yea the usual...squats, lunges...ok i guess thats what it is...

Anyone who gains weight n it goes to ass n thighs is lucky as fuck bc i gain n i get it in my face n stomach but when i lose it comes from my dam ass n thighs. wtf

:lol::lol:

You need to put back that sig.:cool:


I might:)
 
So are you from PR? Also, may we see what you're working with back there?




Word. SS can we resurrect the sig?

No I'm born n raised boogie girl, but am mixed with PR. And no dammit what kinda dumbass do i look like puttn my booty all over :angry:

lol
 
No I'm born n raised boogie girl, but am mixed with PR. And no dammit what kinda dumbass do i look like puttn my booty all over :angry:

lol

Oh, Aight...Damn you're right about the booty pic too. Damn what was I thinking? My bad...






























*Looks in the direction of his PM box...JUST IN CASE!!!*

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:eek::lol:;);):lol::eek:
 
There's a million and one articles about working out and the best exercises to do and bla bla bla. But I want to know from actual people, any ladies here have some solutions for me as far as assercises lol...

I'm jealous of black women they have these ridiculous natural curves, flawless. People say PR's have big asses, but they can be a sloppy type of thick sometimes...

I have decent cuppage :lol: But I want my ass to be more perky ....any solutions??? What works for you girls???

anal sex, and stair climber....

It worked for my girl!!!!! ;)
 
getting hit from the back on a regular basis helped mine...I will try lunges and all the other stuff after my baby. I say post yours so we can all cum I mean come to a general consensus....
 
getting hit from the back on a regular basis helped mine...I will try lunges and all the other stuff after my baby. I say post yours so we can all cum I mean come to a general consensus....

WAIT.. WHAT???

WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS????
 
Oh, Aight...Damn you're right about the booty pic too. Damn what was I thinking? My bad...


*Looks in the direction of his PM box...JUST IN CASE!!!*

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:eek::lol:;);):lol::eek:

ull be there for a while :lol:
its all good...silliness

so i guess thats your answer squats with some anal action.

apparently...

getting hit from the back on a regular basis helped mine...I will try lunges and all the other stuff after my baby. I say post yours so we can all cum I mean come to a general consensus....

congrats first off!! how far along are we?? hahahaha NO. a female might get lucky with a pm tho...hmm
 
getting hit from the back on a regular basis helped mine...I will try lunges and all the other stuff after my baby. I say post yours so we can all cum I mean come to a general consensus....

Are you?


ull be there for a while :lol:
its all good...silliness



apparently...



congrats first off!! how far along are we?? hahahaha NO. a female might get lucky with a pm tho...hmm



Aw damn, no PM love for Mr. CT? The ladies can get it though?



*jealous*


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*Now forced to imagine what UrBoSS's hind parts look like. Seems like that's the only way he'll get to see them...*
 
Thanks due early December-
Now about that pic and PM:yes::D;)



Yes young grasshopper....:cool:

CONGRATS!!! So there will be a little Onyx-2k6 coming in December? COOL!!!

















































PSSSSSTTTT...Hey, Onyx, can you see if you can talk UrBoSS in to sending me a PM of her buttocks?
;):D:D:yes::lol::yes::D:D;)Thanks in advance...
 
You are so trif always trying to see some booty!!!!!
ME TOO!!!!

But I will see what I can do...lolol:roflmao3:



Lolol @ Onyx-2k6....Yeah daddy did the dayum thing...lolol

CONGRATS!!! So there will be a little Onyx-2k6 coming in December? COOL!!!

















































PSSSSSTTTT...Hey, Onyx, can you see if you can talk UrBoSS in to sending me a PM of her buttocks?
;):D:D:yes::lol::yes::D:D;)

Thanks in advance...
 
You are so trif always trying to see some booty!!!!!
ME TOO!!!!

But I will see what I can do...lolol:roflmao3:



Lolol @ Onyx-2k6....Yeah daddy did the dayum thing...lolol

Word. Thank you. Hook ya boy up!!! :lol:



Anyway, as far as lil Smoove-Femme goes, I guess dude was up in it like...


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And got you full of baby batter huh?

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
I hate you so much right now......I am trying to be mad and grumpy..You done gone and made me laugh........:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:


To the OP we are sorry for jacking your thread....
Feel free to post an ass pic to get us back on track:D
Word. Thank you. Hook ya boy up!!! :lol:



Anyway, as far as lil Smoove-Femme goes, I guess dude was up in it like...


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And got you full of baby batter huh?

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
I hate you so much right now......I am trying to be mad and grumpy..You done gone and made me laugh........:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:


To the OP we are sorry for jacking your thread....
Feel free to post an ass pic to get us back on track:D

I was just reading all this shit now ready to respond and then im scrolln down.........and i see everyones startin to get off topic as always :lol:
 
Backshots lol just joking sorta

:lol: I knew this was gonna be the first response.

What up Lone! Fondle the 36Cs for me later. :D



I was 'bout to start a petition or somethin'!

getting hit from the back on a regular basis helped mine...I will try lunges and all the other stuff after my baby. I say post yours so we can all cum I mean come to a general consensus....

Puma! I had no idea you were 'bout to drop a cub... congrats mama! :)

BoSS...keep us posted with regular Booty Updates. PM me if u need help with the back shots... I'm in the union! :D
 
Girl... I feel ur pain!!!

I got the boobsn and a lil booty, but I want more!! Some dresses & stuff just look better with a booty...

I try to do as many lunges/squats as I can.. and walk on a incline on the treadmill...
 
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