The Official Lakers Vs. Magic Thread

Kobe has the best offensive game in the league. Kobe can make baskets inspite of the defense or team. Lebron is not so talented.

Lebron is a better rebounding. Lebron is the better team player. He is the best man-defender. He is a better transition defensive player too.

Kobe is more Fomula One and Lebron is more Nascar. Either player is an asset to their team, but when you need a basket. You need Kobe on the floor.

You give Lebron Gasol, Obom and Ariza and the would be up on the Magic 3-1 too.

The Lakers have been built to compliment the talent of Kobe. The Lakers are a force to be reckoned with and yet they could be down 1-3 in this series.

The reason the Lakers are not down is because Phil and Kobe know how to Win.

The reason why the Lebron puppet is babysitting the lil ADHD boy is because Mike Brown and Lebron ain't neva won shit.

When this said. Kobe > Lebron.

I am a Magic support. I live in O-Town. Folks want to string Van Gundy up by his nutsack.

Van Gundy ruined our chances in game 1 with Jameer Nelson. He ruined our chances in game 4 with Jameer Nelson. Why is this lil dude on the court?

1. He is not in basket condition.
2. He can't get to the rim and finish.
3. He can't hit an open jump shot.
4. He makes foolish passes.
5. He can't guard anyone of the Lakers.

He is a complete liability on the court. I am not talking about the Jameer Nelson of Nov 1 or Dec 1. I'm talking about that cat that Van Gundy is going to instead of Rafer, Courtney Lee and Johnson. Hell, even Tyron Lue.

Marbury had skills last year. He had skills in the preseason. He sat out most of the year and returned to the court as a very mediocre player. This is very true for Jameer Nelson. He can't get to the cup like Rafer. He is not the offensive and defensive liability like Jameer.

Fuck Van Gundy. Man, you have a 3 point lead. You are playing defense for the length of the court with only 10.8 secs on the clock. And you put the shortest and least conditioned player on your team on the court to play defense. Defense. Defense. Defense.

After a time out. You have your strategy. You send your men onto the court. No Rafer Alston or no Courtney Lee to be seen. Just 4 dumbfounded men riding with Jameer the Stopper on the court. You press in the backcourt to guard against a 75 foot shoot from the Black Mamba, instead of setting your defense to guard against a contested 25 foot jumper.

Shot in the air. Van Gundy somehow holds his breath and sucks simultaneously. The Fish saves Pittsburgh and the Lakers with a bucket and a bobbleheaded smile and nod.

I gathered up the family's cups and bowls and proceeds to the kitchen. Took me 5 mins to clean and dry the dishes. I was able to see Kobe catch Jameer with the Peoples elbow as Fish drained another uncontested bucket. No foul. Nope. I was cool with that.

I was like fuck van gundy. He sucks. Jameer is overmatched. Pietrus really wanted to violate Van Gundy. Gasol was just more conveniently accessible. Rashard needs to cut that shit off his chin. This series is so gay.

Peace.

Congrats Lakers. Just not yet. Got to win one more.

lebron isnt a better any kind of defender than, kobe. are you fucking kidding?:hmm: he has had one good defensive year, this year now he got better d than kobe:hmm: I'll give you he's a better rebounder based on the fact that he can jump higher and is bigger and stronger but thats about it when it comes to "better than kobe"
 
It's funny to me how Stan Van Gundy was Jesus with a clipboard against the Cavs, where Mike Brown supposedly coached with all the capability and talent of Sean Penn's I Am Sam character. ("LeBron, we're going to IHOP after the game!")

Now, SVG is the worse coach in the world... Unless, of course, you listen to Alonzo Mourning discussing Phil Jackson after the Lakers loss.

Bottom line, you're a genius when you're winning and a moron when you're losing... and basketball fans on the Internet always know the right decision to make.
 
Well, not that Kobe will be gold medalist and NBA champ for the forth time, that means that every team that lost to the "Fakers" and every Olympian that got a LeBronze medal should bow beneath the Mamba.

Right now, Kobe is the leader of the World champion and NBA champion basketball teams.

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What the fuck are they supposed to be faking, exactly???
 
This man right here is waiting on a phone call:

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I'd like to thank Otis Smith for this opportunity.

I'd want to let you all know that we will play sound fundamental basketball.

I will not fuck our team chemistry with bizarre in-game personnel decisions.
I'll make sure we manage the fucking game right.

Dwight Howard will quit putting the fucking ball on the floor before he goes up to the basket.

Dwight will quit holding the ball low and getting stripped. That kid will shoot a coupe hundred free throws each day, and will work on his post game.

I'll put my foot in someone's ass if they 6'10 and start playing like Mugsy Bogues. You hear me Rashard?

My team will listen to me! We will be disciplined!

Ya'll muthafuckas got any questions? :hmm:
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This man right here is waiting on a phone call:

Avery+Johnson+2+blog+pic.jpg


I'd like to thank Otis Smith for this opportunity.

I'd want to let you all know that we will play sound fundamental basketball.

I will not fuck our team chemistry with bizarre in-game personnel decisions.
I'll make sure we manage the fucking game right.

Dwight Howard will quit putting the fucking ball on the floor before he goes up to the basket.

Dwight will quit holding the ball low and getting stripped. That kid will shoot a coupe hundred free throws each day, and will work on his post game.

I'll put my foot in someone's ass if they 6'10 and start playing like Mugsy Bogues. You hear me Rashard?

My team will listen to me! We will be disciplined!

Ya'll muthafuckas got any questions? :hmm:
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Fuck all the haters.

Magic should be up 3-1, Lebron is better, Boston would beat the Lakers....

Sure the Magic could be up, but they ARENT.

Whos going to the Laker parade with me?
 
It's funny to me how Stan Van Gundy was Jesus with a clipboard against the Cavs, where Mike Brown supposedly coached with all the capability and talent of Sean Penn's I Am Sam character. ("LeBron, we're going to IHOP after the game!")

Now, SVG is the worse coach in the world... Unless, of course, you listen to Alonzo Mourning discussing Phil Jackson after the Lakers loss.

Bottom line, you're a genius when you're winning and a moron when you're losing... and basketball fans on the Internet always know the right decision to make.

Remember when the Magic let go of those double-digit leads against Philly and Boston? JVG was getting ripped all day. Then all of a sudden he is a genius against the Cavs when they've had an advantage against Cleveland for the past two seasons...

Now, for his supposed lack of defensive strategy, he is labeled basically the goat for the game (and maybe the series)...So much for him being that genius...

But I agree with your statement, Costanza....it all depends on if you win or lose. Great if you do, bad if you don't....
 
please do.

i'll post this link under the gif every time too, for all the "fakers fans" who were asking for derek fisher to be benched. seems like i was practically alone in supporting him while all the alleged "fans" were demanding his ouster.

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=381837

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that means nothing to me... I love D.Fish as a player and have always said I want him on the floor at the end of games. He's made too many big plays for the Lakers going back to the 3-peat. I do think he's lost a step defensively, but he's a net plus on the court. He is still a solid defender(Im pretty sure he was among league leaders in charges taken), and more importantly a smart player who doesn't get flustered when the game is on the line. :smh::smh::smh: to those hating on Fisher. Do you really want Farmar finishing up games for you?



But he's just a faker, right?
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magic bringing nick anderson out to do the game intro is like the red sox bringing bill buckner out to do intros and the world series :lol:
 
magic bringing nick anderson out to do the game intro is like the red sox bringing bill buckner out to do intros and the world series :lol:

he was there last game too, and you see how that turned out... As superstitious as athletes are, he's the one dude who should not be allowed in the arena
 
Hope this is a good game... I figured the magic would lose one at home...and then LA would close the series out back at home in game 6. Let's see what happens.. I think the Magic will come out hungry and win this but the Lakers have already done what they needed to do..and that was steal one one the road.. Im gonna go watch this one at the sports bar... I'm sure I'm gonna come back to a whole lot of shitting talking after the game :lol:
 
Take out the Y and the N out of that sorry ass Andrew's name. Fuckin Andrew BUM!!!!!! 0-5 to start the game.....Big Bastard....LOl!!!
 
van gundy is such an idiot

kobe is in pain

why are you doubling him

he isnt trying to shoot
 
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