Me and my boy go to a lounge in downtown dc to meet a friend for some drinks and then we were all going to go back to my house to watch pineapple express. This friend is a woman that went to elementary school with us and is cool as shit and fine as hell. She dropped her sister off for a date with some new dude. We were supposed to just have a drink and go watch the move. We had some sour d to go with the movie and it was going be a good night. The lounge must get free liquor because they fill your glass to the top with liquor and give you a chaser in a second glass. Shit was crazy, everybody in the joint was smacked. Anyway, the sister shows up with her date. Some dude from Pittsburg. They ordered shots of patron and they had to be more than 4 ounces. Everybody at our table was drunk and they harrassed dude into taking the shot as fast as possible. My boy wispered to me that the sister was crazy and just wait. Well after the quadrouple shot, she got wild and started cursing me out. We go at it for a min, but it was nothing. My boy starts going at the date real hard for no reason. His clothes, his scarf, the date, whatever. He is getting heated cause he isn't used to getting fucked with like this. Now his bitch is getting up talking about how she doesn't know me and how she doesn't like how her sister talks about me. Starts telling me that she is going to fuck me up. I told her that she has to take the up off and thats what she is going to do. Mind you, dude is at the head of the table and I am sitting right next to him. If we moved the right way, our knees would bump. She puts her leg on mine under the table and starts giving me fuck me looks. She then comes to my side of the table and starts talking to me less than an inch from my face. This bitch looks pretty good too and I had an enormous goblet of hennessy, so I kiss the bitch. She starts grabbing my dick and I come to my senses and tell her to stop being disrespectful to her date. She starts hollering "I don't know him". It was a first date. I am getting uncomfortable, in part because I am thinking about going at my friend and don't want her to see me kissing her sister. She finally sits down and we start talking about something else. Dude taps me on the shoulder and asks me if I was trying to hit the sister. I told him no, this is the first time I met her and I aint fuckin with her. He was sitting there confused. Nigga told me that he was waiting for the little red midget to come out and yell hell date. He eventually got up and left.
they killed you 
