Fuck Myspace

[Otis Supreme]

Otis that shit would be about halfway funny if I didn't say I just created my page 2 days ago. But on the real though, if I saw Joe Budden ol lady on there, I would get her with the quickness.

yeah but its still funny. u set yaself up 4 this shit.

seriously man stop bein so sensitive. u know how many bitches it is on myspace? if they dont respond stop takin that shit so damn personal. the finer they r the more messages they get. u aitn special. it aint that serious.



and u betta watch out tryin 2 get @ joey old lady. hell put u on blast.

 

[the_future420]

Aight here go my rules for myspace. I have pretty decent success with chicks offa there.

First thing, is I don't hit up no chick with more than a few hundred freinds. chances are that bitch dont even know half of them and is just collecting them shits like pokemon to make herslef feel important. Fuck that. I aint' going. she prolly just gonna waste your time


Never leave broads photos comments. That shit is not the way. Whatever game u tryna spit should be in the private messages. Let other thristy niggas comment on how they would drink her bathwater. Now if she hit u with some photo comments or whatever then I guess you can hit her back with one, but I still try to avoid that shit. Bitches thirsty for photo comments is thirsty for attention and prolly got a dude or something. Ski through the bullshit.

Never put a subject in your message. At least I don't. Don't make it look like you puttin alot of thought into what you say. Honestly you shouldn't.

If you tryna get at a fine ass chick, I always come with some shit outta left field like "you got a big ass head". Or damn you look like "insert funny ass character/anything she even slightly could look like".

I don't send nothing in the subject, just that as a message. I know ya'll sitting there like WTF? but that shit does two things. One, it catches her off guard. Even though u kinda puttin her down, its easy to switch it up later. At least you not in the bag with every other nigga comin at her telling her how fine shie is. She already know she look good.

Second thing it does is plant doubt that you may not be sprung over her like every other dude. Subconsicouly, as long as you not a ugly nigga, she gonna want to find out why you just came at her like she aint shit. Its gonna peak her interest.

 

[Rossini]

That show you how much I been out the damn loop. I knew Shawty was too bad to just be on myspace like that, and then the shit that is on her page gave it away too. I deleted that shit, so I don't look like a fool, cuz I had her ass in my top friends. Niggas got they laughs in on me today.

Aight here go my rules for myspace. I have pretty decent success with chicks offa there.

First thing, is I don't hit up no chick with more than a few hundred freinds. chances are that bitch dont even know half of them and is just collecting them shits like pokemon to make herslef feel important. Fuck that. I aint' going. she prolly just gonna waste your time


Never leave broads photos comments. That shit is not the way. Whatever game u tryna spit should be in the private messages. Let other thristy niggas comment on how they would drink her bathwater. Now if she hit u with some photo comments or whatever then I guess you can hit her back with one, but I still try to avoid that shit. Bitches thirsty for photo comments is thirsty for attention and prolly got a dude or something. Ski through the bullshit.


If you tryna get at a fine ass chick, I always come with some shit outta left field like "you got a big ass head". Or damn you look like "insert funny ass character/anything she even slightly could look like".

I don't send nothing in the subject, just that as a message. I know ya'll sitting there like WTF? but that shit does two things. One, it catches her off guard. Even though u kinda puttin her down, its easy to switch it up later. At least you not in the bag with every other nigga comin at her telling her how fine shie is. She already know she look good.

Second thing it does is plant doubt that you may not be sprung over her like every other dude. Subconsicouly, as long as you not a ugly nigga, she gonna want to find out why you just came at her like she aint shit. Its gonna peak her interest.

Very good advice.

 

[sj808]

 

[untouchable212]

Aight here go my rules for myspace. I have pretty decent success with chicks offa there.

First thing, is I don't hit up no chick with more than a few hundred freinds. chances are that bitch dont even know half of them and is just collecting them shits like pokemon to make herslef feel important. Fuck that. I aint' going. she prolly just gonna waste your time


Never leave broads photos comments. That shit is not the way. Whatever game u tryna spit should be in the private messages. Let other thristy niggas comment on how they would drink her bathwater. Now if she hit u with some photo comments or whatever then I guess you can hit her back with one, but I still try to avoid that shit. Bitches thirsty for photo comments is thirsty for attention and prolly got a dude or something. Ski through the bullshit.

Never put a subject in your message. At least I don't. Don't make it look like you puttin alot of thought into what you say. Honestly you shouldn't.

If you tryna get at a fine ass chick, I always come with some shit outta left field like "you got a big ass head". Or damn you look like "insert funny ass character/anything she even slightly could look like".

I don't send nothing in the subject, just that as a message. I know ya'll sitting there like WTF? but that shit does two things. One, it catches her off guard. Even though u kinda puttin her down, its easy to switch it up later. At least you not in the bag with every other nigga comin at her telling her how fine shie is. She already know she look good.

Second thing it does is plant doubt that you may not be sprung over her like every other dude. Subconsicouly, as long as you not a ugly nigga, she gonna want to find out why you just came at her like she aint shit. Its gonna peak her interest.

Yeah this man knows what he's talking about. Dude's coming with some, "How are you" like shit in the topic of your message, ain't getting no love. It honestly the politically correct thing to do, but it doesnt make you stand out at all. You gotta stand out from the hundreds of dudes that've been trying to get play. Insult her in a funny way, like he's saying, and she'll already bite the bait. Also never directly answer any of her questions, this shit is like a game. Gotta play it.

Lately i've been gravitating away from that shit, because like i said its a game, and can be tedious. I'd rather just be direct and real with a chick, but bitches don't respect that.....

 

[the_future420]

Another thing I do:

If i hit up a chick or she hit me up and we start talking a lil bit over the messages and things is goin good but it don't seem like she tryna get up THAT day or the next and kick it, I kinda fall back. I don't really try to set up dates on there. That shit is kinda creepy. No matter how cool u may seem, u still a random nigga in a box on a computer screen. Just tell her it was cool talkin to her and stop communication. If she send u a message a few days later and you online, just read that shit and don't respond. Then maybe a week or so later hit her up, ask for the number and set up a kick it date.

If you wait a bit you don't come off as thirsty and oddly enough the chick'll feel more comfortable with u and be less likely to pull some bullshit when yall get up.

 

[Otis Supreme]

Aight here go my rules for myspace. I have pretty decent success with chicks offa there.

First thing, is I don't hit up no chick with more than a few hundred freinds. chances are that bitch dont even know half of them and is just collecting them shits like pokemon to make herslef feel important. Fuck that. I aint' going. she prolly just gonna waste your time


Never leave broads photos comments. That shit is not the way. Whatever game u tryna spit should be in the private messages. Let other thristy niggas comment on how they would drink her bathwater. Now if she hit u with some photo comments or whatever then I guess you can hit her back with one, but I still try to avoid that shit. Bitches thirsty for photo comments is thirsty for attention and prolly got a dude or something. Ski through the bullshit.

Never put a subject in your message. At least I don't. Don't make it look like you puttin alot of thought into what you say. Honestly you shouldn't.

If you tryna get at a fine ass chick, I always come with some shit outta left field like "you got a big ass head". Or damn you look like "insert funny ass character/anything she even slightly could look like".

I don't send nothing in the subject, just that as a message. I know ya'll sitting there like WTF? but that shit does two things. One, it catches her off guard. Even though u kinda puttin her down, its easy to switch it up later. At least you not in the bag with every other nigga comin at her telling her how fine shie is. She already know she look good.

Second thing it does is plant doubt that you may not be sprung over her like every other dude. Subconsicouly, as long as you not a ugly nigga, she gonna want to find out why you just came at her like she aint shit. Its gonna peak her interest.

ok desert e follow what i highlited. the other stuff is true w/a bitch in person but it might work on the space 2 but i can TESTIFY that the other shit has worked 4 me in the past......





u "jardon" lookin ass nigga!

 

[BGLR1212000]

ok desert e follow what i highlited. the other stuff is true w/a bitch in person but it might work on the space 2 but i can TESTIFY that the other shit has worked 4 me in the past......





u "jardon" lookin ass nigga!

Otis, I appreciate that man. You're like a big brother.

 

[greygoose]

Another thing I do:

If i hit up a chick or she hit me up and we start talking a lil bit over the messages and things is goin good but it don't seem like she tryna get up THAT day or the next and kick it, I kinda fall back. I don't really try to set up dates on there. That shit is kinda creepy. No matter how cool u may seem, u still a random nigga in a box on a computer screen. Just tell her it was cool talkin to her and stop communication. If she send u a message a few days later and you online, just read that shit and don't respond. Then maybe a week or so later hit her up, ask for the number and set up a kick it date.

If you wait a bit you don't come off as thirsty and oddly enough the chick'll feel more comfortable with u and be less likely to pull some bullshit when yall get up.

game recognize
nuff said

 

[fwillia]

This mufucka said "I'm really feeling your swag"

I'm suprised you said that, bro. I know you can do better than "I'm feeling your swag".







The thing is that MIGHT work in person when you can look the bitch in the eyes and do ya lil g shit as you say it, but on the computer it looks corny as shit.






Oh yea I've got about 4 friend requests pending approval with that same picture.

 

[KirbyCable]

I Try Tell Y'all Niggaz Myspace Bitches On Some Smart Dumb Shit

I Made Thread Last Summer On Same Shit Niggaz Try Clown Me Tho

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=282446

 

[bklyn1889]

Nigga go look friends outside the www and stop your bitching,you fuckin loser.

 

[thetruthhasspoken]

Yo Dawg Thats Myspace 4 Ya...those Women Post Bullentins For Fellas To Show Them Love Wit Comments And Shit But Dont Return Da Favor...its Just The Perks The Way It Is...

Best Solution To That Problem....the Hell Wit Them. Period. End Of Discussion

Nothing Hurts A Womans Ego More Than When We Dont Feed It...it Kills Them..

I Just Go On My Page To Look At Pics Of Other Womans Pages, Listen To Music..nothing More Nothing Less...

Again Solution...hell Wit Them.

 

[Otis Supreme]

This mufucka said "I'm really feeling your swag"

"no baby....i mean it. i mean, i can just FEEL ur swag thru the computer screen."

 

[KTD]

It's just how they are pimp. I could give 2 fucks though.