Where were you when I was 24? Boy oh boy did I made some really dumb decisions in regard to women.
A list of things you wish you knew when you were 25...
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This not something I wish I knew, rather something I wish I did: took working out more serious. I'm 45 in 2 weeks and I started working out seriously at 36. Judging by how I look now, I can imagine how much more pussy I would have gotten back then if I kept it up.
1) all the local rappers you look up to, envy, and wonder why you don't have their spot? In 10 years all of them will be laying tile, selling real estate, or finishing rehab.
2) just because you're angry enough to punch a hole in the wall doesn't mean you should do it.
3) if you meet a chick who flings beer coasters across the bar like Frisbees, does molly on the subway, and breaks into train yards have fun, but give her a fake number
4) get a DNA test on your kids.
5) stop talking shit about gay people.
6) following Tom Leykis dating advice is a good way to get your car windows smashed out with a golf club
7) be nice to the people you meet on BGOL, but not too nice
8) stop trying to impress your parents. Mom is too easy and Dad is impossible.
9) if there's chairs and couches in the hallway don't rent the apartment.
10) never move in with an angry woman. It doesn't matter who or what she's angry at. Doesn't matter if it's justified. Eventually it will all turn on to you.
2) just because you're angry enough to punch a hole in the wall doesn't mean you should do it.
3) if you meet a chick who flings beer coasters across the bar like Frisbees, does molly on the subway, and breaks into train yards have fun, but give her a fake number
4) get a DNA test on your kids.
5) stop talking shit about gay people.
6) following Tom Leykis dating advice is a good way to get your car windows smashed out with a golf club
7) be nice to the people you meet on BGOL, but not too nice
8) stop trying to impress your parents. Mom is too easy and Dad is impossible.
9) if there's chairs and couches in the hallway don't rent the apartment.
10) never move in with an angry woman. It doesn't matter who or what she's angry at. Doesn't matter if it's justified. Eventually it will all turn on to you.
Learn Spanish and have a Spanish-speaking gf earlier. I am a beast with it now but I could only imagine what I would’ve been like earlier.
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