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HBO's True Blood...did anyone watch dat shit?

desklamp said:
And it ain't dat far of a stretch either mayne.
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Man, I just spent a whole week in a little redneck town called Calera, Ok. *right by the red river bordering Texas.*

Talking to my brother's dumb ass brother-in-law, its not even a stretch. We were all playing golf on monday, and that fucker was scared to sing 50 cent songs because he thought I would kick his ass for saying "nigga". Not to mention, how he stereotypes gay people. Hell, as how much he talks about gay people, he made my kinda think if he was.....

BTW, he's white...
 
 
aite so i just rewatched Sunday's episode. A few questions:

- Wtf was up wit Tara's mom? Did dat hoe really have a demon or was it ya average "i gotta demon but really i'm just a basehead outta control" type shit?

- Why isn't Sukie a fuckin vampire? Bill bit dat bitch so wtf is da deal:confused:

-Is a dog da only thing da owner can shape shift into?
 
desklamp said:
aite so i just rewatched Sunday's episode. A few questions:

- Wtf was up wit Tara's mom? Did dat hoe really have a demon or was it ya average "i gotta demon but really i'm just a basehead outta control" type shit?

- Why isn't Sukie a fuckin vampire? Bill bit dat bitch so wtf is da deal:confused:

-Is a dog da only thing da owner can shape shift into?
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1. she probably had a demon in her for real. It wouldn't surprise me one bit.

2. If you go back when Bill got changed, the chick that changed him *she looks familiar....I don't know why*, that chick sucked him nearly dry. Then, she gave him some of her blood *thus why Jason is becoming hooked off "V"*. This might be explained more deeply through out the rest of the season.

3. I didn't catch any part where the dog turned into an actually man. Can you find the scene on You tube so I can understand your question more?
 
I think desklamp might be on some shit that went over my head and yours. You mean to tell me that cat is a dog lol? I knew he was on some shit. Runnin' through the forest naked and shit. :lol: That shit was hilarious. Then ol' boy in the boat said he's been there before.
 
jjUSTAZZ said:
It took me a couple of episodes to get used to her character. It did feel like she was doing TOO much!



r...
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she has a demon inside of her

and you can only turn into a vampire if they bite you and drink blood right out of their body so not V
 
actinanass said:
1. she probably had a demon in her for real. It wouldn't surprise me one bit.

2. If you go back when Bill got changed, the chick that changed him *she looks familiar....I don't know why*, that chick sucked him nearly dry. Then, she gave him some of her blood *thus why Jason is becoming hooked off "V"*. This might be explained more deeply through out the rest of the season.

3. I didn't catch any part where the dog turned into an actually man. Can you find the scene on You tube so I can understand your question more?
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Good looks bruh.

As for number 3. Now da folks who've i guess read da books or comics da show is based on have said dat da owner was a shape shifter right? Now some folks say he's a werewolf or watever right? And normally after a werewolf has changed back into a man he's usually naked right? Well at da end of Sunday's episode, da sheriff were in da boondocks somewhere talkin when dey noticed da owner runnin butt ass naked while lookin back behind him as if he was peepin to see if anybody had seen him.

And since dat fuckin dog doesn't seem to show up at da same times da owner does i was trynna figure out if dey were actually da same. :dunno:
 
Blunt said:
Who doesn't?

BTW, she's the best, most-grounded character on the show.
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More stupid shit from the same stupid bastard.

Her character is a stereotypical coon - more concerned about the lives of white people than her own.

By the way, how many different accents are we supposed to endure from people living in the same small town?
 
keone said:
she has a demon inside of her

and you can only turn into a vampire if they bite you and drink blood right out of their body so not V
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Naw I think if they drink your blood and drain you and give you their blood before you die than you turn into a vampire. That's what happened to Bill anyway. Sookie wasn't drained all the way so I thought that was why she didn't turn.
 
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desklamp said:
aite so i just rewatched Sunday's episode. A few questions:

- Wtf was up wit Tara's mom? Did dat hoe really have a demon or was it ya average "i gotta demon but really i'm just a basehead outta control" type shit?

- Why isn't Sukie a fuckin vampire? Bill bit dat bitch so wtf is da deal:confused:

-Is a dog da only thing da owner can shape shift into?
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In order to become a vampire you must be taken to the brink of death then feed on the vampire blood. He only drank/fed from her he didn't drain her.

As for Sam from what I comprehendhe is a shapeshifter, we haven't been shown any proof of this so far. I wonder why he was running through the woods butt nekked though....not a good look.

I am finding Sookie a tad annoying :hmm:
 
Ill Paragraph said:
More stupid shit from the same stupid bastard.
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Talking to the mirror again?

Her character is a stereotypical coon - more concerned about the lives of white people than her own.
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Only a dumbass like you would interpret the character that way. If anything, she's mystified by (and dubious of) virtually everything that white people do. She's the "common sense" character in the show. The stand-in for the viewing audience.

By the way, how many different accents are we supposed to endure from people living in the same small town?
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You do realize this is a GOTHIC parable about prejudice, right? NOT a docu-drama. The characters are supposed to be extreme Southern types embroiled in skeezy, over-the-top melodrama.

Another dumb loudmouth. :smh:
 
Blunt said:
Talking to the mirror again?

Only a dumbass like you would interpret the character that way. If anything, she's mystified by (and dubious of) virtually everything that white people do. She's the "common sense" character in the show. The stand-in for the viewing audience.

You do realize this is a GOTHIC parable about prejudice, right? NOT a docu-drama. The characters are supposed to be extreme Southern types embroiled in skeezy, over-the-top melodrama.

Another dumb loudmouth. :smh:
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Talking to the mirror again? Really? Is that really how you're choosing to respond?

Again, she's more concerned about the lives of whites than with her own. That much is clear to anyone with HBO and a brain. The fact that you described her obsession with the program's whites as 'mystification' shows how clueless on the dynamics of race (among other things) that you really are.

With regard to your last brainless comment: Why is it expecting too much for a show set in a Louisiana backwater to have the characters speak similarly? Only a pathetic apologist for cheap television would defend that bullshit with such earnest.
 
SoopaNova said:
Guess ol boy Laffayette got too homo tonight cuz no one wants to touch this thread
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Yeah. I hope ol' boy is gay or bi or some shit because it would be fucked up fo a true straight man to have to kiss a mutha fucka in the mouth for a damn paycheck.
I'm not an actor and never would be if I had to do shit like that.
I've heard of going all out for a role and shit but ddaayyuumm! Fuck all that!
Even so, he's one of the most interesting characters on the show. Which means one thing:
They gonna kill his ass sooner or later.
 
There was no need to show all that gay ish :puke: anyways I am really tired of Sookie. Girl is annoying as hell. :smh:
 
Ill Paragraph said:
Again, she's more concerned about the lives of whites than with her own. That much is clear to anyone with HBO and a brain.
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She's only "concerned" in so much as they are her friends and part of her community. She isn't going anywhere, and neither are they. Idiot. They've co-existed for years.

The fact that you described her obsession with the program's whites as 'mystification' shows how clueless on the dynamics of race (among other things) that you really are.
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I think you're the one who's confused. She's bemused by the goings-on of the so-called "whites," not excited or obsessed by them. She's the stand-in for the audience, trying to make sense out of the proceedings. The one person with common sense (but also her own set of insecurities and life issues).

With regard to your last brainless comment: Why is it expecting too much for a show set in a Louisiana backwater to have the characters speak similarly? Only a pathetic apologist for cheap television would defend that bullshit with such earnest.
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It's not a "documentary," fool. Vampires don't really exist. The characters are all Southern (Gothic) archetypes, not realistic Southern characters. It's a HYPED-UP reality, as with most Gothic fiction (and dark comedy, which this is). Besides, the actors come form all parts of the world, and aren't likely to have pitch-perfect accents. That's a ludicrous expectation. The series isn't about accents, it's a homophobia/racism metaphor.
 
desklamp said:


And since dat fuckin dog doesn't seem to show up at da same times da owner does i was trynna figure out if dey were actually da same. :dunno:
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In one of the earlier scenes, he was sittin on the porch and the dog walked up to him. he threw him a stick to fetch. but i still think hes a metamorphic mutt. and sooky is gettin on my fukin nerves with her silly ass. and lafayette got fast forwarded, so.... no comment.
 
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Yea I got a strong feelin' Tara ain't gettin' naked. I remember when she was promotin' that movie How She Move or whatever.....I just got the vibe from her she ain't never gonna do no nudity in a flick. I actually never thought i'd see her in no shit like this to begin with lol.
 
that whole sam sequence T the end was comedy. nigga was like hold up i'll be back :lol:

Is jason's new girl the killer? something aint right about her ass
 

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