What would you do if your @ home an this thing comes runnin out?

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What would you do if your @ home an this thing comes runnin out?



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This photo released Wednesday, May 14, 2008, by the U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency shows one of the more than two dozen giant beetles seized from a package after workers at a Mohnton, Pa., postal facility heard the insects making scratching noises. The large bugs arrived last week from Taiwan in a box whose contents were labeled as toys, gifts and jellies.




:smh::smh::smh:

Yo! This would be me if my man wasnt around....but from top of a chair.



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Scream...compose myself...size it up...then stomp the shit out of it...I can not go to sleep knowing that I let that shit live...
 
Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Scream...compose myself...size it up...then stomp the shit out of it...I can not go to sleep knowing that I let that shit live...
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Cosign!!!

Its a damn shame when a nigga gotta stay up ALL night cause you don't know where that that big ass flying roach is...
 
That's some shit you have to kill INSTANTLY. If you chillin barefoot watchin tv, ain't no goin to get some boots or shoes. You can't take the chance of leaving the room and comin back and that bitch is gone. I would tear up somethin killin that mufucka. Rip the dvd from the system and smash that bitch like "UUUUUuuuuuuuuhhhhhh MUFUCKA!!!"

But if I miss and that bitch take flight. I'm leavin the house. Fuck that. Call in the professionals.
 
If you see one, there are bound to be 6-10 others somewhere in the house. So I am chilling here.

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Until proper eradication procedure have been taken......................Orkin man bout to make a 1000$ that week when he done with my shit.
 
DjMorpheus said:
That's some shit you have to kill INSTANTLY. If you chillin barefoot watchin tv, ain't no goin to get some boots or shoes. You can't take the chance of leaving the room and comin back and that bitch is gone. I would tear up somethin killin that mufucka. Rip the dvd from the system and smash that bitch like "UUUUUuuuuuuuuhhhhhh MUFUCKA!!!"

But if I miss and that bitch take flight. I'm leavin the house. Fuck that. Call in the professionals.
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MzKittyDelicious said:
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Joint looks like a modern day descendant of an Egyptian scarab beetle, so I would most likely not crush it, I would catch it and have it preserved and keep it on the mantle or incorporate it into my art room where I got all kinds of other African art and sculptures. But I'm into that kinda shit. Seeing a living scarab sitting on my living room floor would bug me out, but I couldn't bring myself to just stomp it.

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:eek::eek::eek::eek:i would scream...then run away

then i would come back...more than likely i will be crying at that point

then i would try to kill it by spraying varrious kitchen cleaners...windex...bleach...air freshener

if that didnt kill it i would leave...and find some man to kill it for me...

then i would call pest control schedule the next avalible appointment :(
 
awwww fuck..
man i'd have to throw something over top that shit. gather myself and plan a course of action from there..

Fuck around I'm barefoot I aint stomping nothing that big.. that shit bout the size of a mouse.

Trap that shit under a cup and put some books over top that shit till my wife get home..

word.. she don't give a fuck ..

shiiiiit say what ya want.. you a special type of brother to jump up and calmly deal with that shit.
 
DeSiRe said:
:eek::eek::eek::eek:i would scream...then run away

then i would come back...more than likely i will be crying at that point

then i would try to kill it by spraying varrious kitchen cleaners...windex...bleach...air freshener

if that didnt kill it i would leave...and find some man to kill it for me...

then i would call pest control schedule the next avalible appointment :(
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I guess I'm not the man for you. :smh:
 
Plan A - Scream like a bitch & hope that scares it to leave the house never to return

Plan B - Immediately find the biggest blunt object nearby and proceed to pummel it with that object

Plan C - Wave a temporary white flag, shack up in a hotel and call in professionals to handle that bear mountain
 
DeSiRe said:
:eek::eek::eek::eek:i would scream...then run away

then i would come back...more than likely i will be crying at that point

then i would try to kill it by spraying varrious kitchen cleaners...windex...bleach...air freshener

if that didnt kill it i would leave...and find some man to kill it for me...

then i would call pest control schedule the next avalible appointment :(
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SHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!

We gonna be screaming together and fighting to see who can make it out the door first.
 
im moving its a :itsawrap:

no bull shit, im out.

aint gonna be able to sleep tonite just thinking bout that shit
 
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