What is the absolute worst fucking job you've ever had?

[MegaDell]

Just a job you could not fucking wait to quit? I'm 19, 20 in sept, and have only had PT retail jobs, and yeesh, I've hated everyone, but the worst would have to be Target.

I worked overnight at Target during the holiday season for some cash and god damn, there wasn't a positive thing about that place. It was overnight (don't know wtf I was thinking with that), the work was tedious, repetitive, and physically demanding (having to place hundreds of boxes on shelves on top of a ladder can be a bitch, and the managers, oy the managers.

Total dicks. Save one, this chick, I wasn't friendly with her (never friendly with managers,supervisors) but I didn't want to slash her tires at least.

God damn I hated that job. Can't wait to be done with school so I can put on a suit instead of a damn uniform.

 

[sirwoodz]

call center for a bank. I got a phone call from another (better) job and just got up and walked out. left my badge on the desk.

 

[Kryptonite 23]

Just a job you could not fucking wait to quit? I'm 19, 20 in sept, and have only had PT retail jobs, and yeesh, I've hated everyone, but the worst would have to be Target.

I worked overnight at Target during the holiday season for some cash and god damn, there wasn't a positive thing about that place. It was overnight (don't know wtf I was thinking with that), the work was tedious, repetitive, and physically demanding (having to place hundreds of boxes on shelves on top of a ladder can be a bitch, and the managers, oy the managers.

Total dicks. Save one, this chick, I wasn't friendly with her (never friendly with managers,supervisors) but I didn't want to slash her tires at least.

God damn I hated that job. Can't wait to be done with school so I can put on a suit instead of a damn uniform.

Same here. I was working at a SuperTarget last summer. They had me working early in the moring in the meat department. Shit sucked because I had to be there at 6:00 in the morning. Somtimes they would have me work late to 9:00 or 10:00pm on Saturday and come in at 6:00am on Sun.

Never really had any problems with the people I worked with. Most of the supervisors were cool except for a couple of them (Especially that broad tasha, glad I didn't work under her crazy ass). That Target had some of the wierdest characters I've meet in my life........

 

[captainjizz]

the worst job i ever had was working at a burger king that was a couple of miles from my college campus. it was in the dead heat of the summer i didnt have a car i had to ride a bike or walk to work . on top of that the company made us wear this dark purple polo shirt that itch like hell and drew more heat than a niggas skin. the manager was an ass hole he cursed at everybody. which also meant the employee morale was low. it seemed like everyday somebody always got in a knock down drag out fight . i ended up having to curse the hell out of everybody in that place which is something i dont normally do in a work place.i had to work nine hour shifts standing on my feet. the kitchen was always hot cuz they never fixed the ac. and on top of that i had to work the broiler just about every damn day. it got so hot one day customers started throwing up in the dining room area from over heating. i used to literally take my breaks laying down in the freezer. when i started back school the next semester and found that the on campus restaurant was hiring i just didnt show up the next week i was suppose to work.

 

[moblack]

Teaching in the hood

 

[Jumbodicc]

Working for Ray Lewis...Yea the football player. He owns a restaurant in Bmore. It was a very nice spot, flat screens at every booth, memorabilia throughout, and two 80" projection screens above the bar. Until he let his two ignorant, unprofessional, inexperienced twin sisters run the place. When I left there were mouse droppings on the drink crates, several menu omissions, food shortages, payroll checks being bounced, air conditioning was broken, water was leaking on some of the tables. This place went from classy to fucked up in a matter of months. Its been a year since I've worked there and they are still open for business

 

[ALMXER]

Similar story, working at walmart on the night shift 10pm to 7am every day, felt like I was going to work twice a day. I was on remodel crew so I would have to put in 12 hour shifts some days. I hated that job so much, It inspired me to go back to college.

 

[blackpepper]

In collage, I had to clock in at 5 am to sweep and mop a 60K sq ft bakery for the minimum wage. There was dried batter, dough, glaze, fruit filling, and frosting everywhere. It was a three-man job, that was supposed to be done by 8 am, but the other two quit as soon as I started and they couldn’t get anyone else to do it with me. Had me late for class, so, I quit too. I honestly don’t think they could get even the hardest working, fresh over the border Mexican/immigrant worker to do that for long. It was nasty.

 

[DickDastardly]

Telemarketing. I just wanna verify your info we're sending these out to everyone in your area... bang!

I actually had the newspaper call me and ask me to sign up and their main selling point was that the paper had $3000.00 worth of coupons in it over the span of a year so it pays for itself.

 

[Kentaro]

Teaching in the hood

Worked at sports authority and had to deal with alot of asshole customers.

 

[deillestcreation]

teaching in the country

 

[MegaDell]

Similar story, working at walmart on the night shift 10pm to 7am every day, felt like I was going to work twice a day. I was on remodel crew so I would have to put in 12 hour shifts some days. I hated that job so much, It inspired me to go back to college.

Seriously. felt like I didn't have time for shit. It was like, work, go home exhausted, get up for work. Everyone else lived on a different planet. I'm going out at the same time as everyone else, but it wasn't to chill out at the movies or whatever, it was to work.

 

[MegaDell]

There's a sports authority in the mall here. It's mostly empty.

Seriously, the perfect job, IMO, would be to work at one of the little kiosk in the mall, all those people EVER do, is sit and surf the internet on their laptops, they don't even try to sell you shit, they just like fuck it.

 

[doggish_098]

selling knives door to door

 

[D-TOWN REP]

selling knives door to door

You got that letter in the mail too trying to recruit you and shit too huh?

I already had some friends who tried it and told me not to do it so that saved me...

I have to agree with the night stocking shit though...when I was 19 I did that shit for Wal-Mart during the summer...what a waste of a damn summer...sleep during the day at work all damn night!

 

[Kentaro]

selling knives door to door

negro please tell me you didnt work for Cutco?
Cutco was hustling all broke college students in the east coast.

 

[CPT Callamity]

Supervisor for an office delivery company (a big one). So I'm in charge of the morning roll-out and when hired, said that everything should run smooth and like UPS....WRONG!!! Lazy as fuck ignorant drivers, White do-nothing manager who took off all the time to go to games out of town and people claiming accidents against the company all the time. Don't even get me started when one driver wouldn't show up. I end up being three different positions at once. They moved me to the evening shift and even when I showed up at 2, would send me out on a route, then expect me to come back in time to log in drivers and count the non-deliveries and generate reports. For $47K it wasn't worth it. I came home many times exhausted and frustrated. I cursed every other word and saw most whitey's as the devil incarnate.

I had enough and gave my two weeks. I had a teaching job after that in believe it or not, it was better...paid less...but a little more tolerable.

 

[synyster]

TECH SUPPORT/CUSTOMER SERVICE
I swear I was praying every day they would come fire me. Some of the sly shit that would come out of a customers mouth on the other end of the phone would drive me crazy. And it killed me how 25 year old mutha fuckas don't know what the fuck a browser is. NEVER AGAIN!!

 

[ALMXER]

Seriously. felt like I didn't have time for shit. It was like, work, go home exhausted, get up for work. Everyone else lived on a different planet. I'm going out at the same time as everyone else, but it wasn't to chill out at the movies or whatever, it was to work.

Hell yea, I couldn't go to sleep during the day so I had to kick back a few spoons of nyquil just to get some sleep so I could work and I was never off on the wkends. They would always give me monday and tuesday off.So right before I went back to college I used to take the wkend off anyway plus monday and tuesday.

 

[djgreg1200]

McDonalds was my worst job ever. I never thought I'd be so happy to get fired.

 

[maniaco78]

Loading trucks over at Fedex, this job has to be the worst fucking job ever, and they don't pay shit, FUCK FEDEX!!!

 

[Brown Bear]

My current job, or lack thereof. I'm working through a temp agency at a meat plant, and after my 30 days are up, I'm supposed to be hired there;put on the payroll, Union benefits, Health, dental, medical, the works.

I'm on day 37

One of the Black managers came up to me (my boy who put me up on this job) and told me that the white manager would rather hire out to all the Mexicans there than hire a Brother. But he came up with a scheme for me to get up in there. I just have to wait until the white boy hires a Mexican.

That's right. I have to wait... Until *ANOTHER* muhfucka gets hired, although I've been working there longer (seeing as how I was the first muhfucking "readyman" they had since late March that hasn't been fired yet), I've worked through being sick TWICE, just recently I was throwing up all in the restroom for two days straight.

The first day, my manager (a Brother) told me I could go home, the second day, he told me that Todd (whiteboy) asked him why I left early the day before, and that if I left early again, I would be "let go."

And that's not even the part that I hate about this job. It's that I have to take the bus, since I don't have a car anymore (transmission & Clutch went out on that muhfucka... Too much to fix). It's a 2-hour bus ride to work.

Guess how long it takes me if I was driving?

Less than fucking 30 minutes. All this for fucking $7.50/hour. I'm going to snap the fuck out if I don't get hired this week.

 

[Brown Bear]

negro please tell me you didnt work for Cutco?
Cutco was hustling all broke college students in the east coast.

I had a girl back in 2000 that was selling that shit! My mom still has that cake knife!

Oh shit, thanks for that laugh.

 

[BMG]

when i got out of school i took a job doing cold call surveys, that was hands down my worst job
people would just hang up in your face or cuss you out, some days it was nothing but people hanging up
i only worked there for 1 week

 

[txguy80]

I had a girl back in 2000 that was selling that shit! My mom still has that cake knife!

Oh shit, thanks for that laugh.

Peace fam,

one of the homies in school with us was doing that for like 2 weeks...he got a good pair of knives out of that joint....lol

 

[God-Of-War-420]

taco bell, lets just say i no longer fuck with fast food

 

[MegaDell]

My current job, or lack thereof. I'm working through a temp agency at a meat plant, and after my 30 days are up, I'm supposed to be hired there;put on the payroll, Union benefits, Health, dental, medical, the works.

I'm on day 37

One of the Black managers came up to me (my boy who put me up on this job) and told me that the white manager would rather hire out to all the Mexicans there than hire a Brother. But he came up with a scheme for me to get up in there. I just have to wait until the white boy hires a Mexican.

That's right. I have to wait... Until *ANOTHER* muhfucka gets hired, although I've been working there longer (seeing as how I was the first muhfucking "readyman" they had since late March that hasn't been fired yet), I've worked through being sick TWICE, just recently I was throwing up all in the restroom for two days straight.

The first day, my manager (a Brother) told me I could go home, the second day, he told me that Todd (whiteboy) asked him why I left early the day before, and that if I left early again, I would be "let go."

And that's not even the part that I hate about this job. It's that I have to take the bus, since I don't have a car anymore (transmission & Clutch went out on that muhfucka... Too much to fix). It's a 2-hour bus ride to work.

Guess how long it takes me if I was driving?

Less than fucking 30 minutes. All this for fucking $7.50/hour. I'm going to snap the fuck out if I don't get hired this week.

Sheeeit, I would have just puked on the damn food. Let's see if you want me to stay then.

Thankfully I have a car, and all my jobs have been really local. I remember I use to work at Circuit City during High school. They did this bullshit where they had me working 9 hours saturday, close, then open the next day and work 11 hours. And this was during the holiday season of course, so that meant close later, open earlier, so I had zero fucking time inbetween.

Eventually I went off on a long ass cursed laced rant. Fuck these niggas, I hate this fucking job, fuck these assholes. All the while my friends telling me shhh, shh, shh, and I'm like, I don't GIVE A FUCK if a customer hears me, I wanna let them know this job sucks dick.

I turn around and my manager is crouched taking stock of some shit.

 

[Bumpee]

I damn near got suckered into that Cutco shit too

Worst was being a telemarketer for the Georgia FOP (Fraternal Order of Police). Management wanted us to pitch to whoever answered the phone........ regardless of whether their name was on the list. I know it wasnt personal, but i couldnt help but being affected by gettin hung up on all the time.

 

[cnc]

~Spent a summer in between college working at a sewer plant. 90+ degrees, down in 30 foot deep filteration basins. Had to go down in there after they were drained and sweep them out

Saw snakes and rats, found baggies of crack (fools flushing when the police came), used tampons, all that shit, and the boss wanted to be stingy on the gloves, face masks and protective suits. I studied my ass off after that summer.

 

[BlackMike313]

I worked at rainbow rentals as the delivery/ repo man. I got alot of pussy but that shit was crazy as hell, I had to go into people houses and take they shit from them tv's refrigerators, stoves furniture all that. Cats used to be pissed I got threatened alot but I knew how to talk people into co-operating. That job taught me that people talk alot of tough shit but when it comes down to it they just all talk(not saying I never ran up on a real one)

 

[MegaDell]

Shit jobs are a perfect method to get people to go to school. Seriously, you got some kid who says fuck school? Send his ass to work overnight in some big box retail place, for a month. Then at the end, tell him if he doesn't shape the fuck up, there's a good chance he'll be there for years.

Seriously, the best method to get people to get active isn't to show them famous people, and billionaires, but people who are 60, working two jobs they fucking hate so they can barely afford their tiny apartment. That'll get em moving.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

worked as a server in a resturant here that tried to emulate tgi fridays,chili's,etc the food there was so-so every now and again,local news stations reported that it had a few health code violations at times(employees storing food where its not supposed to be,like near cleaning products meat stored at wrong temperatures,nasty floors,rat shit in the
dishwasher,etc ) thankfully they never reported the incident where i jacked off in the ex-gf's salad yet her mom ate it instead

 

[PanzerBob]

Memories, Selling encyclopedias door to door Mid-winter minus fucking 40 degrees, after an hour or so of having doors slammed in my face, one very nice family invited me in to warm up with a cup of hot chocolate as long as I didn't try to sell them anything. I was damn near frozen by that time. When I left I went home and quit.

AND Cook at KFC, the Boss she wrote the book on bitch. My revenge on her was the sweetest moment of that job, quit one day when just me and her were on, it was payday, line up out the door, all fryers going, and her just a beakin' off at me!!! I finally snapped and quit in the front of the store told what she could do with the job in no uncertain terms. Of course she's now alone with a crowd of hungry people. She then tries to sweet talk me back to which she got a solid FUCK YOU Bitch!!! and roll of dirty whites in the face as I flashed up a doobie and rode way!!!!

Come to think it I got fucked twice that night with two different chicks as well!!!!!!

 

[dagoon121]

gas station booth....god that shit is boring

 

[cheyisrameyah]

My first gig out of the hall. Picking up garbage in an abandoned landfill, in the foothills. It wasnt uncommon to see foxes, bear tracks, moutain lion tracks or rattle snakes.