Kid wake up, you're the weakest net emcee I've ever encountered.
I've seen 16 year olds with no mic skills post better rhymes back in 2001 when Yahoo boards and rapmusic.com used to be the shit.
POETRY/RAP battle Part III aka The Lion's Den
- Thread starter ladyscorpio
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Kid wake up, you're the weakest net emcee I've ever encountered.
I've seen 16 year olds with no mic skills post better rhymes back in 2001 when Yahoo boards and rapmusic.com used to be the shit.
If you 2 idiots so creative then write some tight shit creative shit. Yall did more talking than rhyming. One lame ass want ass pics for his rhymes the other on some other corny shit. I didn't see yall in cyber's thread. Like I said if the shit is weak run over yall busy running from it. Shit owl and shane in her go at them. Yall some real bitches my rhymes called it right. And after I finished sonning onslaught in the last thread I got off that shit and took the rhymes in another direction and he ran
LMAO: So why you having such a hard time writing I'm not making it up you said it. If you 2 mental midgets so good then go at each other. See scorp and owl I told yall thes dumbasses were lames. How the hell you yellin creative and can't write unless someone else writes corny fuc
Welcome to hell
Please watch yourself
The doors are closing fast, there will be static like a Metro PCS cell
Whom pray tell
Are you dissing
If you speak of my book there is no fiction
Little negro now listen
You bout to catch a lesson in fine diction
And if you to slow to learn then please accept this formal ass whipping
You the best number 2 man since Jordan's Scottie Pippen
But call me Jerry Krause
I don't play in this bitch it's MY HOUSE
And over here we don't call time out's
Don't think bullshit is what I'm about
I sock 'em in the mouth
Got two niggas all ready tapped out
Don't be an ass, just watch it jiggle in the next video from Mighty Mouse
Andey you just like straight up brutalityI like you
You goddamn right!
My bad. I got a few comments on the "chit chat" going on in here.
These dudes in here don't respect different styles of rap. I think they don't understand a battle. I mean in a real cypher you have to use what's around you, size up your opponent and mash him on his weakness. It's not like I'm standing in front of nobody so I can rag on their shoes or their haircut.
You got to be a little more witty about it. I take what's said and use it. That's all I got to go on. You don't battle line for line with somebody in a REAL battle. It's all about emotion and momentum. This is battle rap.
Now goddamn it come get me if you man enough for the job
All this yipper yapper is like a chick giving head with no slob
What the fuck is the purpose, If you don't like this shit
QUIT
Or go fight pits
On some VA shit
Like Ookie Vick
You niggas starting to make me sick
You can't spit shit
So now you spit hate shit like it's an illness
I don't give a fuck if nobody feel this
I'm coming for you and your wife, next I'm taking family and children
Hip-hop is the one and only true feeling
It made Michael Jackson turn pale and pulled Lionel's ass down off that ceiling
It made Russell Simmons about a billion
And it's the true motivation from nerds to niggas who pitch from the mound like Curt Schilling
Writes some raps niggas and quit all this got damn debating
Cause everybody hate dying, but most niggas die hating. (Peace to Jadakiss)
I see it Mc....
Ons why dont you go up against Shane he called you out
You goddamn right!
I got a few comments on the "chit chat" going on in here.
These dudes in here don't respect different styles of rap. I think they don't understand a battle. I mean in a real cypher you have to use what's around you, size up your opponent and mash him on his weakness. It's not like I'm standing in front of nobody so I can rag on their shoes or their haircut.
You got to be a little more witty about it. I take what's said and use it. That's all I got to go on. You don't battle line for line with somebody in a REAL battle. It's all about emotion and momentum. This is battle rap.
Now goddamn it come get me if you man enough for the job
All this yipper yapper is like a chick giving head with no slob
What the fuck is the purpose, If you don't like this shit
QUIT
Or go fight pits
On some VA shit
Like Ookie Vick
You niggas starting to make me sick
You can't spit shit
So now you spit hate shit like it's an illness
I don't give a fuck if nobody feel this
I'm coming for you and your wife, next I'm taking family and children
Hip-hop is the one and only true feeling
It made Michael Jackson turn pale and pulled Lionel's ass down off that ceiling
It made Russell Simmons about a billion
And it's the true motivation from nerds to niggas who pitch from the mound like Curt Schilling
Writes some raps niggas and quit all this got damn debating
Cause everybody hate dying, but most niggas die hating. (Peace to Jadakiss)
Ok first thing I gotta say you went up again my Dexter
Some have said I show him favor eh hem....I will neither deny or confirm...
You see Hurricane Shane delivers to me the blood I enjoy you know. I give you props for going after him For this last one here.....
did I mention before that I had a liking for you 
I see it Mc....
Ons why dont you go up against Shane he called you out
Uh . . No I didn't. I just said MCEES, not MC, Even I ain't that crazy!
Don't give that dude no string, a toothbrush and fork!
Uh . . No I didn't. I just said MCEES, not MC, Even I ain't that crazy!
dahlin I didnt say Mc I said ONS..as in Onslaught.
@ the tools
Uh . . No I didn't. I just said MCEES, not MC, Even I ain't that crazy!
When i first saw you spell it that way I was like damn is he talkin bout me. But after a few rhymes I knew what was up. You should have joined that thread.Andeyhollawho You said the same thing I was saying these cats claiming they know how to battle but when the heat's up they fall apart. Shit aint that serious to me, my only interest is to keep the thread going. I even PMed him to give some encouragement and after he said he is not use to typing just flowing off the dome
, I offered to help. And answering shane I don't know if to call you brave or crazy. I hope you packed well cause you in for a long bumpy ride. And that tapped out comment. I know one who is the other guy?Don't think you got away when shane is done gutting you like a fish, its back to me landing knock out blows.
Now back to business
Its murder I can't leave one witness
I'm gonna body these simps and feed them to the fishes
I spit the sharpest verbs that severs nerves
its onslaught and studio718's heads hitting the curb.
I'll turn your life to a blur.
Claiming I'm weak while waving white flags
Begging me to put away the body bags
2 tied winners of the SAG (suck and gag) awards
This goes out to you and yours
You bitches crying cause you can't fuck with me
I'm unstoppable have no enemies.
will Body you and that gay pride parade you call a camaraderie.
I concede, I concede
You 2 bitches are of the lamest breed.
Now you 2 fags yappin step to this
I have the words fuck you tatoo on my fist
Bring your illest rhymes
Your so called dopest lines, and I'll disentergrate every line
The real weak motherfuckers are the ones standing outside the ring talking shit
But I'm stepping out the ring coming after you pricks
Onslaught bitch using smileys to accentuate your corny jokes
Only accentuates your corniness, you fucking dope
You bitches got 24hrs to drop your illest rhymes, lets go for broke.
I'm not fucking with you Onslaught cause you can't be trusted
You've already been busted.
Caught stealing lines, don't make me rewind
You have yet to say we are lying
No wonder you chose talking over rhyming.
Trying to stay low but bitch its plain as day you stole my flow.
And didn't I body you in the last thread with just 2 flows?
For 3 weeks had you hiding in the shadows.
From the begining I said you are a lame and every word you said in here shows.
I swear, I'm tired of your bitch ass, seriously. I wasn't takin' anything serious before in the other thread, but for some reason you kept comin' at me. So I returned the favor. Seemed like you were takin' shit too personal and it was really gettin' boring, so I bounced. Then you had the nerve to write me a PM askin' me to come back and play
. I even got a message from Cyba sayin' that he knew I was gettin' bored of the shit, so to check out his thread. To clarify shit, I posted more than a couple times in Cyba's thread and respect the fact that he was tryin' somethin' new and creative, but you fuck nuts and someone else (the name escapes me, maybe Andey?) jacked the damn thread battlin' and the shit got outta hand. I'm startin' to see the pattern with you...you fuck shit up a lot that was fine to begin with. Anyway do you and I'll do me.
I swear, I'm tired of your bitch ass, seriously. I wasn't takin' anything serious before in the other thread, but for some reason you kept comin' at me. So I returned the favor. Seemed like you were takin' shit too personal and it was really gettin' boring, so I bounced. Then you had the nerve to write me a PM askin' me to come back and play
Bitch please
get off your knees
You came in the thread yellin please play with me
I was the only one that came at you, kicked your ass
and damn you ran fast
If you wanted to write in cyba's thread its been sitting for 2 weeks
Still tap dancing I see.
2 rhymes 1 you were accused of stealing
1 half was mine. Hold up bitch are you back peddling?
Clarify this you rolled up in here calling out people ass weak.
Talking shit, you non writing simp put pen to paper If creativity is what you seek.
Aint this some shit?
claiming he wanting to rhyme and aint drop one line
Yeah do you Lurk bitch.
Bitch please
get off your knees ---heard this in your rhymes about what, 4 or 5 times now?
You came in the thread yellin please play with me --nope, try again..
I was the only one that came at you, kicked your ass --you can't kick what you can't reach
and damn you ran fast --got bored dude, never run
If you wanted to write in cyba's thread its been sitting for 2 weeks --exactly, just like everyone else has decided to let it sit
Still tap dancing I see. --I ain't you, shuckin' and jivin' for the ladies' attention
2 rhymes 1 you were accused of stealing --dude, you do it too, it's called takin' what someone else uses and throwin' it back at them...stop bitchin'
1 half was mine. Hold up bitch are you back peddling? --To take a rhyme( if that's what you want to call it?
Clarify this you rolled up in here calling out people ass weak. --no just you
Talking shit, you non writing simp put pen to paper If creativity is what you seek. --I don't take cues from anyone who I can't learn from, so I'll pass...
Aint this some shit?
claiming he wanting to rhyme and aint drop one line --
Yeah do you Lurk bitch. --like always, you write incoherently...and you stalk bitches
There goes mr. Line stealer
Other peep's words slinger
Bitch you gets nothing but the finger
I'm stalking bitch i've been in here
It's you that all of a sudden appear
Can't write so now you decide to side line cheer
Lets talk about stalking
You in this thread posted 10 times 1 rhyme the others you talking.
if you can't learn from anyone in the thread gets to walking
And here is another line I use "If you aint rhyming you stalking."
I SAID IF YOU AINT RHYMING YOU STALKING AND YOU AINT RHYMING
I said I couldn't learn from you...you have selective reading, and again, how am I stealing anything from you??? You really are typin' rhymes to yourself...keep up Bo Jangles!
I said I couldn't learn from you...you have selective reading, and again, how am I stealing anything from you??? You really are typin' rhymes to yourself...keep up Bo Jangles!
mcguyver said:
You're a lame
A bitch, simp motherfucker without a brain
And your stalking actions are leading me to think you are a flame.
So for you here is what I have in store
from here on out you are on ignore.
You aint writing the thread you just cluttering
either lurk or gets to rhyme biting.
Aight hold up back up
Clear this shit out!
Pack up your shit
Get the fuck out my house!
I'm gettin real tight so yall betta make room
Cuz like DMX said here come the BOOM.
Yall fools is rhymin but i don't hear shit
It'll burn up the spot when this Angel spit.
BIGGUPS!!!!
Clear this shit out!
Pack up your shit
Get the fuck out my house!
I'm gettin real tight so yall betta make room
Cuz like DMX said here come the BOOM.
Yall fools is rhymin but i don't hear shit
It'll burn up the spot when this Angel spit.
BIGGUPS!!!!
Onslaught I hope you take this as a diss.
If you come back you gonna feel the fist.
Of the emcee torturer
McGuyver
Nobody rhymes tighter
Than this simp emcee slayer
You've embarked on a lyrical braveheart
Rhyme cuinsinart
I'll rip your shit apart
Every line you wrote
Looks like you high on coke
I'm gonna grab your scrawny neck and commence to choke
And thank you for taking down that gay avatar with the side pose
Revealing your big ass nose
If you come back you gonna feel the fist.
Of the emcee torturer
McGuyver
Nobody rhymes tighter
Than this simp emcee slayer
You've embarked on a lyrical braveheart
Rhyme cuinsinart
I'll rip your shit apart
Every line you wrote
Looks like you high on coke
I'm gonna grab your scrawny neck and commence to choke
And thank you for taking down that gay avatar with the side pose
Revealing your big ass nose
Spiritually centered where Ausar merced the savages and soiled the lot...
Soul anchored where rich negarz betrayed the blood for scotch,
Physically rooted where the remains of Dred Scott rot,
So, I have a penchant for calling bourgeois niggaz "bitches"
planting one in the sky when the patrol cars ride by,
before materializing on the east side...
Live from the city where we celebrate the May Day, May Day...
The Scorpion's thrid favorite style of attack
rain bringer,
reign ender,
water bearer,
Sun moves with the weight upon his back,
the bitter twins
whims still sinister
with a vinegarless way of reaching back
ITS YBO BABY!!!
the soul medik,
the black Aristotle looking for Alex,
So, I can get a one trigger discount on some American Artifacts,
But why him call his self that?
maybe its metaphoric for being old and black...
Any who, Its a damn shane...
the Mc and I got the thread maintained
although before
you could say we
defined the phrase..."contextual insanity"...
Before this thread became a vanity...
now, lames want to see,
Izzy dot J P G
(but the PG board can't see)
OWL ain't in it for collecting flixxx,
(And believe OWL is a collector, kids!!!)
Make your rhymes of the essence
cut your style up with lessons
you got the whole world's attention
show them you're in a deeper dimension
you reach a man, you teach one man,
you teach a woman,
well, then you elevate the land...
Soul anchored where rich negarz betrayed the blood for scotch,
Physically rooted where the remains of Dred Scott rot,
So, I have a penchant for calling bourgeois niggaz "bitches"
planting one in the sky when the patrol cars ride by,
before materializing on the east side...
Live from the city where we celebrate the May Day, May Day...
The Scorpion's thrid favorite style of attack
rain bringer,
reign ender,
water bearer,
Sun moves with the weight upon his back,
the bitter twins
whims still sinister
with a vinegarless way of reaching back
ITS YBO BABY!!!
the soul medik,
the black Aristotle looking for Alex,
So, I can get a one trigger discount on some American Artifacts,
But why him call his self that?
maybe its metaphoric for being old and black...
Any who, Its a damn shane...
the Mc and I got the thread maintained
although before
you could say we
defined the phrase..."contextual insanity"...
Before this thread became a vanity...
now, lames want to see,
Izzy dot J P G
(but the PG board can't see)
OWL ain't in it for collecting flixxx,
(And believe OWL is a collector, kids!!!
)Make your rhymes of the essence
cut your style up with lessons
you got the whole world's attention
show them you're in a deeper dimension
you reach a man, you teach one man,
you teach a woman,
well, then you elevate the land...
Nah, just a cute attempt from a chubby girl with nice tits!
So the rumors are true....
Wow, this got serious, huh?
lol just some simps that don't wanna rhyme but steadily talking. When are you gonna drop a rhyme?
The world may never know...
Spiritually centered where Ausar merced the savages and soiled the lot...
Soul anchored where rich negarz betrayed the blood for scotch,
Physically rooted where the remains of Dred Scott rot,
So, I have a penchant for calling bourgeois niggaz "bitches"
planting one in the sky when the patrol cars ride by,
before materializing on the east side...
Live from the city where we celebrate the May Day, May Day...
The Scorpion's thrid favorite style of attack
rain bringer,
reign ender,
water bearer,
Sun moves with the weight upon his back,
the bitter twins
whims still sinister
with a vinegarless way of reaching back
ITS YBO BABY!!!
the soul medik,
the black Aristotle looking for Alex,
So, I can get a one trigger discount on some American Artifacts,
But why him call his self that?
maybe its metaphoric for being old and black...
Any who, Its a damn shane...
the Mc and I got the thread maintained
although before
you could say we
defined the phrase..."contextual insanity"...
Before this thread became a vanity...
now, lames want to see,
Izzy dot J P G
(but the PG board can't see)
OWL ain't in it for collecting flixxx,
(And believe OWL is a collector, kids!!!
Make your rhymes of the essence
cut your style up with lessons
you got the whole world's attention
show them you're in a deeper dimension
you reach a man, you teach one man,
you teach a woman,
well, then you elevate the land...
Thank you for bringing things back Owl
Hi Mag B!!!! We need you man- jump back in there tiger!
Thank you for bringing things back Owl
Hi Mag B!!!! We need you man- jump back in there tiger!
Gotta love how Owl keeps it real
It's brutal in here
Studio718 and onslaught simps
24hrs has passed still not 1 rhyme from the side line
This is prime time to display your skills
since yall drop creativity at will
Claiming I'm the one thats run of the mill
But still sideline post stand vacated
Prognosis yall defeated, So instead of talking stay seated
before I fire another simp seeking missile
one second while I load my pistol
Click Click better curb ya anger
Click click one in the chamber
click click Here comes grim reapers murderer
Click click Why bother putting pen to paper
BUC BUC You bastids ducking while I'm firing shots
BUC BUC Crying yall gonna call the cops
BUC BUC You won't make it to the phone, 5 secs you will be dropped
Laser red dots planted between their eyes
was when I realize simp bastids cries
Onslaught and studio718 here is a message for you
Simps talk and real men do
Watch and learn from Andeyhollawho
24hrs has passed still not 1 rhyme from the side line
This is prime time to display your skills
since yall drop creativity at will
Claiming I'm the one thats run of the mill
But still sideline post stand vacated
Prognosis yall defeated, So instead of talking stay seated
before I fire another simp seeking missile
one second while I load my pistol
Click Click better curb ya anger
Click click one in the chamber
click click Here comes grim reapers murderer
Click click Why bother putting pen to paper
BUC BUC You bastids ducking while I'm firing shots
BUC BUC Crying yall gonna call the cops
BUC BUC You won't make it to the phone, 5 secs you will be dropped
Laser red dots planted between their eyes
was when I realize simp bastids cries
Onslaught and studio718 here is a message for you
Simps talk and real men do
Watch and learn from Andeyhollawho
You goddamn right
I'm on it all night
Like a crackhead with dime piece in search of a light!
I think they got stage fright
Try as they might
I am the muthafucking king, never take that for slight
You muthafuckas want to fist fight?
Well let's get dirty
I come off the ropes with an elbow in a pair of slacks and a derby
Muthafucka observe me
As I reach for the top
I want stop
Like Diddy fucking random cocks
I been hot
Man I wish you niggas would try to block
Get out ya goddamn pads ladies these niggas is twats.
LMAO you getting that itch too. I look at it early and thought about bumping it.
Goddamn it.
Goddamn it.
Andey if you itchin to hurt somebody just choose one. Doesnt matter if they in here or not. Get a victim and destroy them.
You know you wanna. Next one that looks at you the wrong way let them have it 
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