POETRY/RAP battle Part III aka The Lion's Den

[OnSlaught]

And ummm why aren't you battling

I can't battle against titties, can I??? And I refuse to read through all that shit before it. Unlike some, I have to actually have a target when I'm in battle, not just aim and fire at random shit. That's how you get ambushed...

 

[Izayoi]

I can't battle against titties, can I??? And I refuse to read through all that shit before it. Unlike some, I have to actually have a target when I'm in battle, not just aim and fire at random shit. That's how you get ambushed...

Uh you could try but titties win 9/10 times.


I'm SORRY Onslaught and all the lions I did not mean to threadjack with nipple pics.

Carry on....

 

[thalastdynasty]

Uh you could try but titties win 9/10 times.


I'm SORRY Onslaught and all the lions I did not mean to threadjack with nipple pics.

Carry on....

@ making her apologize for nipple pics maybe im old fashioned Ill take a nipple pic anywhere...I could write a green eggs and ham style rhyme about nipple pics...knock it off.

besides thread needed a little air after that holocaust. Whose next? im on hiatus til I'm inspired

 

[owl]

Somebody come carry the "Urban Michael Jackson" or whoever this chump is away


Thats how you respond with some half ass pre written?
some weak assed old lines would'nt stir a kitten to shittin?
watch me break down your style and ya poor decisions
Peep how everytime every line its done in one sitting.
ya spine quivers as I deliver a deathknell befitting
By now look down at what ya speakers emitting

A hundred grams of God damned crushed Johnny apple seed
Do the math think fast trick forgot ya chemistry?
CyNide scorch insides to the 33rd degree
As you wither writhe in pain struggle to look up at me
Big surprise realize this battle you maybe did misread
Nothing left at my behest ordain gums to curbs please

See I did a bit o research and heard the corny rabble
you jack off ya ego and got roads to travel
See ya first mistake was you shooting 50 cals in gravel
Lesson 1 Danny eyes fixed to targets in battle
aftermath backlash get you eaten like cattle
im rock lee look at me heads get smashed and rattled

Its not your fault so unknowing you were about da dam D-Y
In Japan understand watachi wa reborn samurai
Hot day summer born many may know thats no lie
Four centuries to the former demon king Nobunaga died
See what that means buster is I'll slice you eye to eye
If you dont step the fuck back Imma really start to try

I know you inside out you a cancerous snake
feign lots o confidence inside ya heart still shakes
Secretly insecure recipe to ruin mates
However clever ties get severed no wonder she relocates
You see so for me the pace was so easy to dictate
Rhymes greasy gutter sleazy beating you?A piece of cake!


My lines bang all in sixes like the Hoodstas round me do
Perfect structure this erupture genius ninja reigned on you
Im so confident you'll witness death with simply one haiku

Your best move sniff glue
analytical review?
I just shit on you!

im done
im sorry
i know they like you and all
my bad

From this da forward,
you will always cry,
if OWL comes too hard,
it must have been a pre-write...

You been around the world,
andin ,ini, ni, ni
and still you can't,
.. do that shit that OWL do,...

You don't how, and you don't why..
That motherfucka's so amazing...


But I'm gonna show you...



It was whispered while away,
they saying,"... he bodied the king of djed,
energized the crowd so wild,
Izzy dropped the towel..."
"Speak I," said one war scarred,
"Sentences of the sun lord,
can't be made devoid
by niggaz googling,
and still coming up fraud..."
your naught I'm aught
you ought to take your winning pixels
before I make you monumental
before Mac have to pat you on the back,
"I tried to warn you what you was getting into..."
"pre-write"...this a bitch...
I'm still shooting from the hip
like a fallen asteriod
touring through taurus,
refreshing the houses of Sagitarus
Cleansing Pisces, Beaming Gemini while being aquarian
the creed: theological liberation
the style is apocalyptic
mixed with a quarter pound of spilled liquor
on a dope fiend's liver,
My rituals send ripples through universal corridors
I speak through professors in other dimensions
rewiring serpentine fires like Earth, Wind, and Fire remixed it
I'm elemental, so all the elementary shit you kicking
ain't even consequential:

"blah, blah,blah
some ole anime shit I saw...
blah, blah, blah"
I guess he thought if he made the lines longer,
we would consider his mind stronger,

Google up "half measure,"
you're taxing my nerves,
about to be tarred and feathered,
lil dude, get off ya daddy's computer,
i dun tole you once, there is no confused one here,
(I can read through the lines and I see your mind real clear...)
you lucky I can't reach through this monitor,
put you over one knee, and spank you like you lied or something..

I'm rollin three and four on limbo's floor
against fallen angels for your soul
return to the matrix,
but the keymaker didn't make it to the door,
watch him spirit descend slow
eyes closed
heard his mama moan,
"now, he can't fuck up oriental phrases no more,..."
the gates to the grace await he,
the boat crosses the etheric euphrates
I told Ma'at,
he better get in heaven,
cuzz we gone fuck'em up royally here in hades...
Jesus couldn't argue me better,
so he said fuck it and signed the letter,
Peace to another worked up soul OWL had to do dirty...
I soak the ecliptic lunar juices,
leaving my mind's capacitor infused with,
shit I used to create Lucifer's best tools with,
I'm urban swamp mystic...
I'mma do you like Mystical did that one chick,
have you slumped in a corner
wishing you never seen Izzy's tits
wishing ya daddy never licked mommy's clit...

Fuck a hiaku,
I am through with you...
your pussy smells of a thousand rapes,
and your HEAD GAME was horrible...


You been around the world,
and i, yi, yi ,yi
and still you can't,
.. do that shit that OWL do,...

You don't how, and you don't why..
That motherfucka's so amazing...


But I'm gonna show you...

 

[mcguyver]

I can't battle against titties, can I??? And I refuse to read through all that shit before it. Unlike some, I have to actually have a target when I'm in battle, not just aim and fire at random shit. That's how you get ambushed...

Fuk's wrong with you?

@ making her apologize for nipple pics maybe im old fashioned Ill take a nipple pic anywhere...I could write a green eggs and ham style rhyme about nipple pics...knock it off.

besides thread needed a little air after that holocaust. Whose next? im on hiatus til I'm inspired

You kidding......right?


Both of you stop all the damn talking.

 

[OnSlaught]

Fuk's wrong with you?






You kidding......right?


Both of you stop all the damn talking.

I will, once you stop all the damn simpin'!! Had to MG, had to..

 

[ladyscorpio]

From this da forward,
you will always cry,
if OWL comes too hard,
it must have been a pre-write...

You been around the world,
andin ,ini, ni, ni
and still you can't,
.. do that shit that OWL do,...

You don't how, and you don't why..
That motherfucka's so amazing...


But I'm gonna show you...



It was whispered while away,
they saying,"... he bodied the king of djed,
energized the crowd so wild,
Izzy dropped the towel..."
"Speak I," said one war scarred,
"Sentences of the sun lord,
can't be made devoid
by niggaz googling,
and still coming up fraud..."
your naught I'm aught
you ought to take your winning pixels
before I make you monumental
before Mac have to pat you on the back,
"I tried to warn you what you was getting into..."
"pre-write"...this a bitch...
I'm still shooting from the hip
like a fallen asteriod
touring through taurus,
refreshing the houses of Sagitarus
Cleansing Pisces, Beaming Gemini while being aquarian
the creed: theological liberation
the style is apocalyptic
mixed with a quarter pound of spilled liquor
on a dope fiend's liver,
My rituals send ripples through universal corridors
I speak through professors in other dimensions
rewiring serpentine fires like Earth, Wind, and Fire remixed it
I'm elemental, so all the elementary shit you kicking
ain't even consequential:

"blah, blah,blah
some ole anime shit I saw...
blah, blah, blah"
I guess he thought if he made the lines longer,
we would consider his mind stronger,

Google up "half measure,"
you're taxing my nerves,
about to be tarred and feathered,
lil dude, get off ya daddy's computer,
i dun tole you once, there is no confused one here,
(I can read through the lines and I see your mind real clear...)
you lucky I can't reach through this monitor,
put you over one knee, and spank you like you lied or something..

I'm rollin three and four on limbo's floor
against fallen angels for your soul
return to the matrix,
but the keymaker didn't make it to the door,
watch him spirit descend slow
eyes closed
heard his mama moan,
"now, he can't fuck up oriental phrases no more,..."
the gates to the grace await he,
the boat crosses the etheric euphrates
I told Ma'at,
he better get in heaven,
cuzz we gone fuck'em up royally here in hades...
Jesus couldn't argue me better,
so he said fuck it and signed the letter,
Peace to another worked up soul OWL had to do dirty...
I soak the ecliptic lunar juices,
leaving my mind's capacitor infused with,
shit I used to create Lucifer's best tools with,
I'm urban swamp mystic...
I'mma do you like Mystical did that one chick,
have you slumped in a corner
wishing you never seen Izzy's tits
wishing ya daddy never licked mommy's clit...

Fuck a hiaku,
I am through with you...
your pussy smells of a thousand rapes,
and your HEAD GAME was horrible...


You been around the world,
and i, yi, yi ,yi
and still you can't,
.. do that shit that OWL do,...

You don't how, and you don't why..
That motherfucka's so amazing...


But I'm gonna show you...

Did he just call him AnothaBitchInHeat

 

[owl]

Did he just call him AnothaBitchInHeat

YOU really do that encouragement thing well...

 

[mcguyver]

The last dynasty is that what you are claiming
I’ll spark your conscience to show what you are missing
Not a spell check but Wu tai chi was my first clue
Writing is new to you
Confusing Wu tai chi with samurai
Your hot summer day is cold, Yes, You LIE
Wu tai chi borned in China and there he directed Tai Chi
You aint the Lastdynasty
But you will DIE NASTY
You aint equipped for the task at hand
I suggest you regroup and rethink your attack program
Yelling whose next, only made you look like a pest
Now I have to step in to straighten out your mess
But before I do there’s another scrub I need to give a lesson
Onslaught bitch, you still haven’t answer to accusations of plagiarism
And you stole my lines “with intricate precision”
Naw fag you the one that’s simpin
Stupid ass still screaming
“Yo I’m a retard I only do counter attacking”
Now you jocking leroy the dumb fuck
You too corny motherfuckers both suck
Dumbass get it through your head
You’ve already dragged through the last thread.
Bring back that weak shit you write
I’m gonna out ya lights.
Oh BTW you weak corny ass **gga
Stop jockin GZA.

 

[ladyscorpio]

YOU really do that encouragement thing well...

awww thx baby uhmm I mean

The last dynasty is that what you are claiming
I’ll spark your conscience to show what you are missing
Not a spell check but Wu tai chi was my first clue
Writing is new to you
Confusing Wu tai chi with samurai
Your hot summer day is cold, Yes, You LIE
Wu tai chi borned in China and there he directed Tai Chi
You aint the Lastdynasty
But you will DIE NASTY
You aint equipped for the task at hand
I suggest you regroup and rethink your attack program
Yelling whose next, only made you look like a pest
Now I have to step in to straighten out your mess
But before I do there’s another scrub I need to give a lesson
Onslaught bitch, you still haven’t answer to accusations of plagiarism
And you stole my lines “with intricate precision”
Naw fag you the one that’s simpin
Stupid ass still screaming
“Yo I’m a retard I only do counter attacking”
Now you jocking leroy the dumb fuck
You too corny motherfuckers both suck
Dumbass get it through your head
You’ve already dragged through the last thread.
Bring back that weak shit you write
I’m gonna out ya lights.
Oh BTW you weak corny ass **gga
Stop jockin GZA.

why yall gone and pissed off Rocky for pure murdah

Dynasty if this is not fuel then

 

[Studio718]

awww thx baby uhmm I mean



why yall gone and pissed off Rocky for pure murdah

Dynasty if this is not fuel then

shit was weak.

 

[OnSlaught]

shit was weak.

 

[ladyscorpio]

shit was weak.

all I see is all of yall "lions" come up in here and blah blah blah....yet nothing....hmmmm leads me to think that perhaps the weakness you speak of is within....



I dunno I "could" be wrong but hmmm I SEE nothing to prove me otherwise

 

[OnSlaught]

The last dynasty is that what you are claiming
I’ll spark your conscience to show what you are missing
Not a spell check but Wu tai chi was my first clue
Writing is new to you
Confusing Wu tai chi with samurai
Your hot summer day is cold, Yes, You LIE
Wu tai chi borned in China and there he directed Tai Chi
You aint the Lastdynasty
But you will DIE NASTY
You aint equipped for the task at hand
I suggest you regroup and rethink your attack program
Yelling whose next, only made you look like a pest
Now I have to step in to straighten out your mess
But before I do there’s another scrub I need to give a lesson
Onslaught bitch, you still haven’t answer to accusations of plagiarism
And you stole my lines “with intricate precision”
Naw fag you the one that’s simpin
Stupid ass still screaming
“Yo I’m a retard I only do counter attacking”
Now you jocking leroy the dumb fuck
You too corny motherfuckers both suck
Dumbass get it through your head
You’ve already dragged through the last thread.
Bring back that weak shit you write
I’m gonna out ya lights.
Oh BTW you weak corny ass **gga
Stop jockin GZA.

Your verbal syntax is flawed and outdated like betamax
I'm white widow, you get knocked the fuck out by contact
You couldn't handle my bars if they were attached to bicycles
Trickles of blood, leak out ya from blows by icicles
Like fine wine I mature with age,
Your weak lines just depreciate
Your simp attempts I'm sure ladies find pathetic
You're without a date, it's Friday night and you're all alone
smell of bad cologne, high-water pants with bloated abdomen
You have no friends, I don't jock it's camaraderie
It's kind of obvious that you lack that, you're in a lottery
with odds 7 million to 1, you're bound to lose
More fucked up than a 95 lb girl drunk off of boos
Ego bruised, but I got a solution for you to rid your sorrow
Why wait another day? go kill yourself now-fuck tomorrow!

 

[Izayoi]

From this da forward,
you will always cry,
if OWL comes too hard,
it must have been a pre-write...

You been around the world,
andin ,ini, ni, ni
and still you can't,
.. do that shit that OWL do,...

You don't how, and you don't why..
That motherfucka's so amazing...


But I'm gonna show you...



It was whispered while away,
they saying,"... he bodied the king of djed,
energized the crowd so wild,
Izzy dropped the towel..."
"Speak I," said one war scarred,
"Sentences of the sun lord,
can't be made devoid
by niggaz googling,
and still coming up fraud..."
your naught I'm aught
you ought to take your winning pixels
before I make you monumental
before Mac have to pat you on the back,
"I tried to warn you what you was getting into..."
"pre-write"...this a bitch...
I'm still shooting from the hip
like a fallen asteriod
touring through taurus,
refreshing the houses of Sagitarus
Cleansing Pisces, Beaming Gemini while being aquarian
the creed: theological liberation
the style is apocalyptic
mixed with a quarter pound of spilled liquor
on a dope fiend's liver,
My rituals send ripples through universal corridors
I speak through professors in other dimensions
rewiring serpentine fires like Earth, Wind, and Fire remixed it
I'm elemental, so all the elementary shit you kicking
ain't even consequential:

"blah, blah,blah
some ole anime shit I saw...
blah, blah, blah"
I guess he thought if he made the lines longer,
we would consider his mind stronger,

Google up "half measure,"
you're taxing my nerves,
about to be tarred and feathered,
lil dude, get off ya daddy's computer,
i dun tole you once, there is no confused one here,
(I can read through the lines and I see your mind real clear...)
you lucky I can't reach through this monitor,
put you over one knee, and spank you like you lied or something..

I'm rollin three and four on limbo's floor
against fallen angels for your soul
return to the matrix,
but the keymaker didn't make it to the door,
watch him spirit descend slow
eyes closed
heard his mama moan,
"now, he can't fuck up oriental phrases no more,..."
the gates to the grace await he,
the boat crosses the etheric euphrates
I told Ma'at,
he better get in heaven,
cuzz we gone fuck'em up royally here in hades...
Jesus couldn't argue me better,
so he said fuck it and signed the letter,
Peace to another worked up soul OWL had to do dirty...
I soak the ecliptic lunar juices,
leaving my mind's capacitor infused with,
shit I used to create Lucifer's best tools with,
I'm urban swamp mystic...
I'mma do you like Mystical did that one chick,
have you slumped in a corner
wishing you never seen Izzy's tits
wishing ya daddy never licked mommy's clit...

Fuck a hiaku,
I am through with you...
your pussy smells of a thousand rapes,
and your HEAD GAME was horrible...


You been around the world,
and i, yi, yi ,yi
and still you can't,
.. do that shit that OWL do,...

You don't how, and you don't why..
That motherfucka's so amazing...


But I'm gonna show you...

Oh dear!



You see that man, Lady S!!!! That's a bad man, and no nobody can do the shit Owl do!!!!

The last dynasty is that what you are claiming
I’ll spark your conscience to show what you are missing
Not a spell check but Wu tai chi was my first clue
Writing is new to you
Confusing Wu tai chi with samurai
Your hot summer day is cold, Yes, You LIE
Wu tai chi borned in China and there he directed Tai Chi
You aint the Lastdynasty
But you will DIE NASTY
You aint equipped for the task at hand
I suggest you regroup and rethink your attack program
Yelling whose next, only made you look like a pest
Now I have to step in to straighten out your mess
But before I do there’s another scrub I need to give a lesson
Onslaught bitch, you still haven’t answer to accusations of plagiarism
And you stole my lines “with intricate precision”
Naw fag you the one that’s simpin
Stupid ass still screaming
“Yo I’m a retard I only do counter attacking”
Now you jocking leroy the dumb fuck
You too corny motherfuckers both suck
Dumbass get it through your head
You’ve already dragged through the last thread.
Bring back that weak shit you write
I’m gonna out ya lights.
Oh BTW you weak corny ass **gga
Stop jockin GZA.

Rocky on a rampage yet again---get the ice and bandages!

shit was weak.

Aww now Studio- they gonna come hard after you for that sir.

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

Your verbal syntax is flawed and outdated like betamax
I'm white widow, you get knocked the fuck out by contact
You couldn't handle my bars if they were attacked to bicycles
Trickles of blood, leak out ya from blows by icicles
Like fine wine I mature with age,
Your weak lines just depreciate
Your simp attempts I'm sure ladies find pathetic
You're without a date, it's Friday night and you're all alone
smell of bad cologne, high-water pants with bloated abdomen
You have no friends, I don't jock it's camaraderie
It's kind of obvious that you lack that, you're in a lottery
with odds 7 million to 1, you're bound to lose
More fucked up than a 95 lb girl drunk off of boos
Ego bruised, but I got a solution for you to rid your sorrow
Why wait another day? go kill yourself now-fuck tomorrow!

Thats what I am talking about

-yea I'm e-simping and e-jocking but so what

 

[mcguyver]

Your verbal syntax is flawed and outdated like betamax
I'm white widow, you get knocked the fuck out by contact
You couldn't handle my bars if they were attacked to bicycles
Trickles of blood, leak out ya from blows by icicles
Like fine wine I mature with age,
Your weak lines just depreciate
Your simp attempts I'm sure ladies find pathetic
You're without a date, it's Friday night and you're all alone
smell of bad cologne, high-water pants with bloated abdomen
You have no friends, I don't jock it's camaraderie
It's kind of obvious that you lack that, you're in a lottery
with odds 7 million to 1, you're bound to lose
More fucked up than a 95 lb girl drunk off of boos
Ego bruised, but I got a solution for you to rid your sorrow
Why wait another day? go kill yourself now-fuck tomorrow!

Oh its time to close the thread
Look at this garbage take your special ed ass to bed
Is that a new style called the retard flow
Bitch I already own your ego
Snatched your soul used your body as a YO YO
It is official after reading that bullshit you are the corniest motherfucker I know.
This ass says he a white widow.
Pound for pound blow for blow
I guess if you wack and yes in you it shows
You got to go for what you know
Fuck everybody can see you are wack, as wack can be.
camaraderie?
You'll need every last one of your boyfriends to fuck with me
You'd have a better chance banging a crackhead with hiv.
And I see Sexi Scorp come to cheer
You better come and help your retard back in his chair
cause I know after hitting enter he fell out from shaking with fear.

 

[OnSlaught]

Come on, this is weak, you just called yourself garbage...next?

 

[Izayoi]

Your verbal syntax is flawed and outdated like betamax
I'm white widow, you get knocked the fuck out by contact
You couldn't handle my bars if they were attached to bicycles
Trickles of blood, leak out ya from blows by icicles
Like fine wine I mature with age,
Your weak lines just depreciate
Your simp attempts I'm sure ladies find pathetic
You're without a date, it's Friday night and you're all alone
smell of bad cologne, high-water pants with bloated abdomen
You have no friends, I don't jock it's camaraderie
It's kind of obvious that you lack that, you're in a lottery
with odds 7 million to 1, you're bound to lose
More fucked up than a 95 lb girl drunk off of boos
Ego bruised, but I got a solution for you to rid your sorrow
Why wait another day? go kill yourself now-fuck tomorrow!

Ok the bicycle line had me LMAO!

Go head ONS! YOu have definitely taken it there- telling Rock to kill himself tsk tsk. LOLOLOLOL!

 

[ladyscorpio]

Thats what I am talking about

-yea I'm e-simping and e-jocking but so what

Now sis of mine you know I gots love for you but this is dirty business but its not your kinda dirty





Ons....I see you
We need more blood...still

 

[Studio718]

Aww now Studio- they gonna come hard after you for that sir.

with more weak shit? so far dude only had one had punchline " dynasty/die nasty "
Other then that it's pure basic shit.

I'm not in the mood to sit down and type battle rhymes right now, so blah.
Now if the SOL ladies set up a tournament and the winner gets some kind of price ( *ahem* nude pics )
Shit than it will be a real massacre up in here.

 

[ladyscorpio]

with more weak shit? so far dude only had one had punchline " dynasty/die nasty "
Other then that it's pure basic shit.

I'm not in the mood to sit down and type battle rhymes right now, so blah.
Now if the SOL ladies set up a tournament and the winner gets some kind of price ( *ahem* nude pics )
Shit than it will be a real massacre up in here.

 

[mcguyver]

with more weak shit? so far dude only had one had punchline " dynasty/die nasty "
Other then that it's pure basic shit.

I'm not in the mood to sit down and type battle rhymes right now, so blah.
Now if the SOL ladies set up a tournament and the winner gets some kind of price ( *ahem* nude pics )
Shit than it will be a real massacre up in here.

Damn dude, if you can't write you can't write sit down and shut the fuck up. you are looking like a real idiot. Everyone is writing rhymes and you screaming punchlines. Fuck you doing, writing jokes?

Andey's rhyme hit you that hard.

Did this idiot say he wants to get paid for his rhymes?

 

[Studio718]

To whom it may concern,(Mcguyver)

Pussy how do you WANT-TO-GET-SERVED?../..
should I verbally spill rocketfuel and BOMB-YOU-WITH-WORDS?../..
or maybe you want to get STOMPED-TO-THE-EARTH?../..
when I create " battle tracks", DONT-GET-TIED-IN../..
you'll END-UP-DYING, when put my train of THOUGHTS-IN-REVERSE../..
MC watch your mouth bitch, use CAUTION-THINK-FIRST../..
" I'm like a painfull tatoo ", everything I put DOWN-IN-INK-HURTS../..

ANDEY, stop! you're not BUILD-FOR-BATTLES../..
you've been " defeated", you've been DE-FEATED../..
you " lack toes " like MILK-FROM-CATTLE../..
"paraplegic" are in attendance, you never MOVE-A-CROWD../..
" you're punches are weak ", you stay LOSING-BOUTS../..
" condense your self in the atmosphere on a windy day"../..
is the only way you'll ever "MOVE-WITH-CLOUT" (clowd)./..

see, I'm a punchline emcee, yall just RHYME-IN-TEXT../..
" slow fucks ", like two young tortouse, taking TIME-WITH-SEX../..
MCguyver and andey, what a RETARDED-DUO../..
"no punches" yall must have WENT-"FAR-IN-JUDO"../..
I'm A-STARVING-SUMO, I got a " LARGE APETITE "../..
I see the " bitch in yall ", didn't HNIC BARRED-HEMAPHRODITES?../..
I DISCARD-WHAT-THEY-WRITE, It's GARBAGE-ANYWAYS../..
"pick a column on your calender ", you'll get TARNISHED-ANY-DAY../..
I'm like a " quiz in purgatory ", the GREAT-TEST ( greatest )../..

Fuck out of here!

 

[mcguyver]

To whom it may concern,(Mcguyver)

Pussy how do you WANT-TO-GET-SERVED?../..
should I verbally spill rocketfuel and BOMB-YOU-WITH-WORDS?../..
or maybe you want to get STOMPED-TO-THE-EARTH?../..
when I create " battle tracks", DONT-GET-TIED-IN../..
you'll END-UP-DYING, when put my train of THOUGHTS-IN-REVERSE../..
MC watch your mouth bitch, use CAUTION-THINK-FIRST../..
" I'm like a painfull tatoo ", everything I put DOWN-IN-INK-HURTS../..

ANDEY, stop! you're not BUILD-FOR-BATTLES../..
you've been " defeated", you've been DE-FEATED../..
you " lack toes " like MILK-FROM-CATTLE../..
"paraplegic" are in attendance, you never MOVE-A-CROWD../..
" you're punches are weak ", you stay LOSING-BOUTS../..
" condense your self in the atmosphere on a windy day"../..
is the only way you'll ever "MOVE-WITH-CLOUT" (clowd)./..

see, I'm a punchline emcee, yall just RHYME-IN-TEXT../..
" slow fucks ", like two young tortouse, taking TIME-WITH-SEX../..
MCguyver and andey, what a RETARDED-DUO../..
"no punches" yall must have WENT-"FAR-IN-JUDO"../..
I'm A-STARVING-SUMO, I got a " LARGE APETITE "../..
I see the " bitch in yall ", didn't HNIC BARRED-HEMAPHRODITES?../..
I DISCARD-WHAT-THEY-WRITE, It's GARBAGE-ANYWAYS../..
"pick a column on your calender ", you'll get TARNISHED-ANY-DAY../..
I'm like a " quiz in purgatory ", the GREAT-TEST ( greatest )../..

Fuck out of here!

What the fuck?
Bitch Stop yellin look at me cause ya suck

see, I'm a punchline emcee, yall just RHYME-IN-TEXT

Dumbass still screaming punclines
My rhymes punched through everyone of your lines
Stupid fuck I'm called mcguyver
cause i'll hotwire your rhymes and turn them against ya

Pussy how do you WANT-TO-GET-SERVED?

Yelling pussy, you are what you eat

when I create " battle tracks", DONT-GET-TIED-IN

fuck your battle tracks. you couldn't defeat me if i gave you the beat.

you'll END-UP-DYING, when put my train of THOUGHTS-IN-REVERSE

Train your thoughts to go forward cause everyone is moving forward you stuck in reverse
that rhyme you should have rehearsed
Cause like sprite I see another ass kicking you thirst
Now clutch your purse,
Switch walk your way to a church
Pray For the healing of your hurt feelings
Cause you in here sounding like you been crying

I see the " bitch in yall ", didn't HNIC BARRED-HEMAPHRODITES?

He meant your mom the teacher
HNIC said "I had to hold on to the bar cause studio718's mom, HER MATH IS TIGHT"
Thats code for she gives head just right.

I'm A-STARVING-SUMO, I got a " LARGE APETITE

Your rhymes are fat and sloppy like a wrestler of sumo
I have the illest flows.
Tighter than Jew's Dough

" slow fucks ", like two young tortouse, taking TIME-WITH-SEX

Fuck you I control time I used to fuck Father time's ex
You claim to rhyme best?
I suggest you invest in some pratice

 

[Andeyhollawho]

That's the problem it was weak as shit and need to be stepped on
Weak like Clark Kent fucking with a kryptonite condom
Nigga you ain't dropped a bomb
You dropped a pom pom
This here is my kingdom
Your flows tight like jeans from Sean John
Have you ever tried to put a pair of them bitches on?
They hug nuts like 718 outside of a gay convention
You try to drop metaphors but it's more like hypothetical questions
Like if that shit was tight, should I try some of that shit you on
I'm King Kong
Like Alonzo without a gun
I'm winning any goddamn way, tell Eva Mendes to grab your son
Cause this shit is ugly as fuck from here on
Step your fucking game up son
You have formally been warned

You win bro, I concede.

I could just imagine, how he smiled../..
when he read my previous post../..
at first I couldn't believe the nonsense this idiot wrote../..
now he cries, slams his keyboard and utters " damn why?../..
" this damn guy, keeps posting heat "../..
" maybe I'll defeat him, if I cut off both his feet"../..

you're flow is weak, so to speak../..
put my foot up your ass so far, you'll have toes for teeth../..
dumb ass, talking about gayness and kryptone condoms../..
when it's his dick that stays with shit on them../..

shit was weak.

Aww now Studio- they gonna come hard after you for that sir.

with more weak shit? so far dude only had one had punchline " dynasty/die nasty "
Other then that it's pure basic shit.

I'm not in the mood to sit down and type battle rhymes right now, so blah.
Now if the SOL ladies set up a tournament and the winner gets some kind of price ( *ahem* nude pics )
Shit than it will be a real massacre up in here.

Damn dude, if you can't write you can't write sit down and shut the fuck up. you are looking like a real idiot. Everyone is writing rhymes and you screaming punchlines. Fuck you doing, writing jokes?

Andey's rhyme hit you that hard.

Did this idiot say he wants to get paid for his rhymes?

To whom it may concern,(Mcguyver)

Pussy how do you WANT-TO-GET-SERVED?../..
should I verbally spill rocketfuel and BOMB-YOU-WITH-WORDS?../..
or maybe you want to get STOMPED-TO-THE-EARTH?../..
when I create " battle tracks", DONT-GET-TIED-IN../..
you'll END-UP-DYING, when put my train of THOUGHTS-IN-REVERSE../..
MC watch your mouth bitch, use CAUTION-THINK-FIRST../..
" I'm like a painfull tatoo ", everything I put DOWN-IN-INK-HURTS../..

ANDEY, stop! you're not BUILD-FOR-BATTLES../..
you've been " defeated", you've been DE-FEATED../..
you " lack toes " like MILK-FROM-CATTLE../..
"paraplegic" are in attendance, you never MOVE-A-CROWD../..
" you're punches are weak ", you stay LOSING-BOUTS../..
" condense your self in the atmosphere on a windy day"../..
is the only way you'll ever "MOVE-WITH-CLOUT" (clowd)./..

see, I'm a punchline emcee, yall just RHYME-IN-TEXT../..
" slow fucks ", like two young tortouse, taking TIME-WITH-SEX../..
MCguyver and andey, what a RETARDED-DUO../..
"no punches" yall must have WENT-"FAR-IN-JUDO"../..
I'm A-STARVING-SUMO, I got a " LARGE APETITE "../..
I see the " bitch in yall ", didn't HNIC BARRED-HEMAPHRODITES?../..
I DISCARD-WHAT-THEY-WRITE, It's GARBAGE-ANYWAYS../..
"pick a column on your calender ", you'll get TARNISHED-ANY-DAY../..
I'm like a " quiz in purgatory ", the GREAT-TEST ( greatest )../..

Fuck out of here!

I just wanted to do a quick recap!

This shit is fucking hilarious!

No punch lines? My shit must be a little too far over your head.

You writing this shit ain't you? I mean you are really sitting down writing this shit and...this shit is still weak as fuck.

I've been defeated so I have no feet so I lack toes like cows put out lactose? This is supposed to be witty?

I'll be back nigga!

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Fuck it I'll do it now
Nigga you's a clown
Like Krusty
Your shit's rusty
You talking cash money shit, does it come with reimbursment?
I flow like Lauryn Hill on her period
Muthafucka you can't be Sirius
If you paid the subscription
Your whole fucking premise is fiction
CAPITAL WORDS are not diction
You losing so you fishing
Andeyholla nigga I gave Ed the Mission
Maybe there's something you missing?
You want word play?
first of all I heard Da Bush Babees use that defeated line
I could point out plenty discrepancies but I don't have time
You want to move clouds and call it clout
How about you move units (unix) before your fucking server times out
Nigga my name is a play on words
And they holla who the fuck could lose to 718, that shit is absurd

 

[Studio718]

Fuck it I'll do it now
Nigga you's a clown
Like Krusty
Your shit's rusty
You talking cash money shit, does it come with reimbursment?
I flow like Lauryn Hill on her period
Muthafucka you can't be Sirius
If you paid the subscription
Your whole fucking premise is fiction
CAPITAL WORDS are not diction
You losing so you fishing
Andeyholla nigga I gave Ed the Mission
Maybe there's something you missing?
You want word play?
first of all I heard Da Bush Babees use that defeated line
I could point out plenty discrepancies but I don't have time
You want to move clouds and call it clout
How about you move units (unix) before your fucking server times out
Nigga my name is a play on words
And they holla who the fuck could lose to 718, that shit is absurd

* * * sighs *
Have fun kids...enjoy your text battles.

 

[Andeyhollawho]

* * * sighs *
Have fun kids...enjoy your text battles.

Are you stalling for time again while you go write some more wack ass shit or are your feelings getting hurt?

 

[mcguyver]

At faggot studio718's exit i'm appalled
Stepped in the den and got mauled
Swore his rhymes was unflawed
Bitch studio718, I'll cap you on the green mile
Straight execution style
In here callin someone weak
Then bitch why is it you that retreat
second time yellin I concede
Indeed there is a lesson to learn
fuck with Mcguyver and you will burn
Onslaught faggot dropping rhymes and running
save ya weak ass rhyming.
your corny ass was already layed to rest
That rhyme I know was your best
cause you far from being any contest
last thread talking bout avatars
its Onslaught the return of the lyrical retard
Step foot in this thread and it'll be no holds barred.

 

[shanebp1978]

Hello,
it's the sperm cell from hell
Smoken a L
with more Pentium then dell
Shane here with MCees souls to sell
Sacrifice to my Bajan Goddess, but don't tell!
LL tried, but it's Shane who on the reg rock the bells.

Plus I carry chalk in my hand
to make the outline of man
Because Mcees sit down when I stand
Now here's a plan
I target Onslaught
With my Hannibal Lector calm thought
Here's what harm brought
Shane is what the psalms taught
I suspect he got a switch
and in the lockup, that's the wrong walk
Dude is masturbation
i.e. that palm talk
Shane is Count mackula
the pleasure is all yours
most girls got Shane coming out their pores
In my sleep my soul soars
I am war and the rumor of wars
I metaphysically cut throats, make your duck choke
Give your moms a butt poke
My hemoglobin is better than cut coke
Andey holla who,
Who?
sounds like a children's book you give to your boo
I ain't no owl, I am an artifact
with the harder rap
the excuse me, pardon chat
How many reading this love music, where you at
Get in this thread
Cause ALL the Mcees here earn cred
Even those to whom I leave dead
I'm the 3rd revelation of which Daniel Day Lewis said
Militant who sleeps with AK's in bed
The heart racer
If you got a girl, I'll probably taste her
I'm the female ass chaser
Own my home on two acres


VERBAL THREAT "REALITY CHECK" FEAT. DJ PREMIER
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/QHJ8jHmQhC8&rel=1[/flash]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QHJ8jHmQhC8

 

[ladyscorpio]

Studio man you keep coming forward and then ducking out again wuts with that?


Mc they keep saying your stuff is weak but yet hmmm I don't see any of them coming at you hard Rocky you know they scared right

Andey you just like straight up brutality I like you

 

[ladyscorpio]

Hello,
it's the sperm cell from hell
Smoken a L
with more Pentium then dell
Shane here with MCees souls to sell
Sacrifice to my Bajan Goddess, but don't tell!
LL tried, but it's Shane who on the reg rock the bells.

Plus I carry chalk in my hand
to make the outline of man
Because Mcees sit down when I stand
Now here's a plan
I target Onslaught
With my Hannibal Lector calm thought
Here's what harm brought
Shane is what the psalms taught
I suspect he got a switch
and in the lockup, that's the wrong walk
Dude is masturbation
i.e. that palm talk
Shane is Count mackula
the pleasure is all yours
most girls got Shane coming out their pores
In my sleep my soul soars
I am war and the rumor of wars
I metaphysically cut throats, make your duck choke
Give your moms a butt poke
My hemoglobin is better than cut coke
Andey holla who,
Who?
sounds like a children's book you give to your boo
I ain't no owl, I am an artifact
with the harder rap
the excuse me, pardon chat
How many reading this love music, where you at
Get in this thread
Cause ALL the Mcees here earn cred
Even those to whom I leave dead
I'm the 3rd revelation of which Daniel Day Lewis said
Militant who sleeps with AK's in bed
The heart racer
If you got a girl, I'll probably taste her
I'm the female ass chaser
Own my home on two acres


VERBAL THREAT "REALITY CHECK" FEAT. DJ PREMIER
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/QHJ8jHmQhC8&rel=1[/flash]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QHJ8jHmQhC8

ahhhhh Izzy you know those rhymegasms you used to talk about
Always gives me what i want

 

[OnSlaught]

Studio man you keep coming forward and then ducking out again wuts with that?


Mc they keep saying your stuff is weak but yet hmmm I don't see any of them coming at you hard Rocky you know they scared right

Andey you just like straight up brutality I like you

Nah, I think we're just bored...at least I am. There's only so many times I can read/hear the same shit regurgitated over and over again. Even though it's supposed to be a "battle", it's also supposed to be creative.

LS, I know you like blood spilled, but believe me Mc ain't doin' it...unless you count prostate cancer and him pissin' blood

 

[Studio718]

Studio man you keep coming forward and then ducking out again wuts with that?

Me ducking out? Nah, I text battle when ever I feel like it.
lol @ that fool saying I'm taking days to write a battle.
Everything I posted was typed within a 10-15 minute time frame while I'm listening to music.
Anyways like Onslaught said, it gets boring after a while reading the same shit over and over.