Lions, tigers and bears oh my...
Niggas cry
Because they can't write shit unless they high
Thinking you sly
Better yet think you fly
Will leave you beat down and broken on the streets of Bedstuy
I'm 2 tons of Gorilla with no fear in my eye
Smoke, drank, eat greasy food nigga I'm ready to die
I'm a winner son never a tie
You wondering why
Would your shawty have a reason to lie
When she said that you wasn't that guy
You'll never be half the man of Andey so she telling you bye
For my attention dawg you seem to vie
but I
Let that ride
Because I know that your time is nigh
Fuck a slice I need my whole damn pie
A jet and a bird and I'm soon on my way to Uraguay
You almost had me doggie not quite
If it's a king you seek first you got to beat the rook and the knight
I'm the man punk you just aight
I don't need the xyz but picture me ever taking a slight!
See that Lady S- some new blood for you but I think he is going to do more killing than spilling
First off, I'd like to thank all the new vic...contestants....and remember to keep your feelings at the door...
Flash this one is dedicated to you, sugar...
Look at fat boy's sig, mac,
he's a fucking flaming faggot...
Burning bitches
twisting and twitching on blistered dicks
that's why Tariq dismissed him,
he's anal christianed
disgrace to the phrase gigolo,
fruity like a bag skittles
keep ya gay pride, negro, taste the rainbow
you the same ignorant hoe taking cues from coach,
You the stuttering sound booth cat,
the only thing tight about you is ya pants and hat,
looking like Luther Vandross,
and just as quick to get ya salad tossed,
dirty mack flipping shitty birds at OWL,
get cha rectum grippings right before I really get fowl...
Ahhhh...message?
ahhhh....got battle?
ahhhh....got battle?
ok owl this is my last response no more after this
ok owl this is my last response no more after this
i posthomgrown with my face you photoshop men/ calling me suger when you love to bend /karmasutra with guys makes your anatimy rise/ call out the attributes i have done when you have done none/owl lyricaly i will burn you like the sun /for you to get remotely close to me it will take a years span/im michael like chris tucker your just tito like jackie chan/this battle will leave not only your feelings hurt /it will leave you looking stupid like nas with that ****** shirt/my rap style burns like laser rays and turns your braids/ into fades/ and your fades into to tupays/i could go on for days infinity times ten go on on like eryka/while youll come to an end/spit a verse like a bullet that past your waist line/up your spine/and crush the back of your mind.............
Owl His young gay ass aint ready for battle
He rolled up in here with a pink rattle.
But I'm bout to sit him back on his saddle.
He rhyming like that bullshit rap song "Let it rain"
I'm about to break his back and send him back up his mountain.
Bitch ass claiming he a gorilla
YO, Mr. 2 ton gorilla. I've got a desert E cap filler.
Ready to unload in the dome of a pink fat gorilla.
This is my land.
You think you gonna make a grand stand?
After that bullshit rhyme you should've ran.
At all cost you will pay the boss.
Cause your style is filled with flaws.
I set the laws.
Bitch you a gold fish up against JAWS.
You a 2 ton gorilla with baby paws.
You listening bitch? I'm Lou Rawls telling you , you are far from a star.
Rhymes make as much sense as a jail with no walls or bars.
About to be more disappointed than a motherfucker with four flats on his car.
Fuck a Bedstuy
Thats where you lonely simps die.
Owl His young gay ass aint ready for battle
He rolled up in here with a pink rattle.
But I'm bout to sit him back on his saddle.
He rhyming like that bullshit rap song "Let it rain"
I'm about to break his back and send him back up his mountain.
Bitch ass claiming he a gorilla
YO, Mr. 2 ton gorilla. I've got a desert E cap filler.
Ready to unload in the dome of a pink fat gorilla.
This is my land.
You think you gonna make a grand stand?
After that bullshit rhyme you should've ran.
At all cost you will pay the boss.
Cause your style is filled with flaws.
I set the laws.
Bitch you a gold fish up against JAWS.
You a 2 ton gorilla with baby paws.
You listening bitch? I'm Lou Rawls telling you , you are far from a star.
Rhymes make as much sense as a jail with no walls or bars.
About to be more disappointed than a motherfucker with four flats on his car.
Fuck a Bedstuy
Thats where you lonely simps die.
Wait a minute dog I had to look this through
Like Wesley in To Wong Foo
I'm bout to show the little bitch in you
You ain't even got two lines
Without mentioning mine
Or some gay shit, I'd highlight but I ain't got the time
What's with your fascination with pink?
It seem like you struggling dawg, you even threw out the whole kitchen sink
Metaphors are supposed to make people think
Brokeback Mountain and Lou Rawls and no bars and walls in the clink?
Nigga...you fucking with a hawg
Damn your laws
Damn your rules nigga and fuck your paws
Your avatar is a big black pussy, I understand
You should let Femme right your rhymes, she'd come off more like a man
I should of ran, yeah to get some Ducolax
Cause you spitting out shit, so those shit raps
and no need in holding all that back
Let it go dog, you fucked up and lost this bout
Try rocking back and forth gently, then maybe you can get some of that shit out
And come back when you got a better route
Fuck it, you should just sit at home, turn on Brokeback and play with your dick in your house
Damn bitch again you sounding shook.
Its a battle stop crying and shut the fuck up.
But I see your anger
mad cause your mom try to abort you with a coat hanger.
when your pops found out you were gay he tried to strangle ya.
You mad cause I only use pink to represent you
Everyone knows you rock the entire rainbow, fool.
I see you angry. Finally figured out being gay aint cool.
So when are you gonna figure out you retarded too?
Fuck I swear you the dumbest fag around
For the wackest rhyme you wear the crown.
You steadily shoveling shit by the ton.
But you and your shitty rhymes about to be flushed down the shit hole you came from.
How in the fuck am I shook
I'm serving you every round, you slipping trying to dig in a hook
Did this negro rhyme fool with cool
And around with crown
I'm getting you that rhyme dictionary right now
You need to expand your vocab
I told you to get one of the women to help you cuz, ya'll can colab
Until some comp come up in here I'm done
How the fuck we move to round two, when you didn't even make it out of round one!
Damn you boyfriend must be keeping score
But what do I expect from a bitch dude who seeps estrogen from his pours.
Now resulting to rhyming about keeping score.
Pick your face up off the floor
you can't be low on rhymes yet.
Walking around your house in a pink robe, flip flops and a hair net.
Talking bout "I don't know what to do."
"that was my last rhyme now I'm through."
You are lost with out a clue
Let me help you off the ground so I can superman punch you from round one through round 2.
I told you, you really like pink
Are you really a closet fag, you really got me starting to think
Be original
This shit is pitiful
How in the fuck do I get rid of you?
I know that I've been making your day
But I don't play with faggots, fuck this I got pussy on the way
And I bet that's something you'll never say
So you can rub on yourself, I got a fine yellow chick to make my dick elevate
I could tell you how that feel but it won't phase you
You like yours tight, hairy and packed hard with doo doo
So this is the best? Please! At my behest these "femcees" would shit their Guess jeans.
I haven't seen so many wet "G's" since Alphabet Spaghettis.
Test me but make sure you always consider your next keys.
I gave all the BGOL women sex dreams and haven't even posted my testes.
All you do is drone...bicker. Talking like the lines in your dome's sicker.
I'm beyond God. With me Odysseus would have gotten home quicker.
I have a keen thirst for these words. Demonic in structure, I seem cursed.
Yeah, yeah. Don't tell me, your "Team burst?" Learn how to read first.
Stop. Fickle nerds. Your only mouth practice is popsicle slurps.
My mind's eye has Hercules' bicep as its optical nerve.
All I see is a thread full of farce and harsh bleating. A barrage of 'tards that cough semen.
I just have to enter the thread and start breathing for your hearts to stop beating.
You homo's think you can clone this? I have stone fists that hone scripts.
Whereas you? You've got back tattoos stating "Enter at own risk!"
So try and send your tired "gems" against my iron Zen.
Judging from the way I've killed this, I doubt I'll need to reply again.
Yeah right.
No you don't. You about to go and smoke
find some dude's dick to choke
All you got to pick on is pink
Last rhyme talking about how you feel like I hit you with the kitchen sink.
Bitch gay motherfuckers like you I got on the brink of extinction.
My rhymes performed an intricate incision.
Cutting your gay bitch ass away from this thread.
Now talking about you gonna get a light skin tranny in your bed.
Every line you wrote been a joke.
Didn't your gay ass pops warn you about fucking with us heterosexual folk.
Take your ass to bed
Return and I'm putting 2 heat faggot seeking missles in ya head.
Faggot
I said that I would let this breathe
But nigga please
You rap like rhyming and diction are the new HIV
Faggot this, faggot that, pink this, pink raps
I said you got the avi of a black pussy, you really living up to that
This shit right here, it's been a wrap
Take your L and lay on back
Ex-lax can help with that
Give you some more shit to rap
So this is the best? Please! At my behest these "femcees" would shit their Guess jeans.
I haven't seen so many wet "G's" since Alphabet Spaghettis.
Test me but make sure you always consider your next keys.
I gave all the BGOL women sex dreams and haven't even posted my testes.
All you do is drone...bicker. Talking like the lines in your dome's sicker.
I'm beyond God. With me Odysseus would have gotten home quicker.
I have a keen thirst for these words. Demonic in structure, I seem cursed.
Yeah, yeah. Don't tell me, your "Team burst?" Learn how to read first.
Stop. Fickle nerds. Your only mouth practice is popsicle slurps.
My mind's eye has Hercules' bicep as its optical nerve.
All I see is a thread full of farce and harsh bleating. A barrage of 'tards that cough semen.
I just have to enter the thread and start breathing for your hearts to stop beating.
You homo's think you can clone this? I have stone fists that hone scripts.
Whereas you? You've got back tattoos stating "Enter at own risk!"
So try and send your tired "gems" against my iron Zen.
Judging from the way I've killed this, I doubt I'll need to reply again.
Owl and McGuyver keeping it breathing in here.
Lady S where's the new blood
....me thinks you're going to have to get naked Lady S. I know sista that was the final straw contingency plan, but I'm sure that will get something poppin in here...maybe more than you bargained for
Didn't this use to be a battle thread or something...
Fuckin' shit!!!
it's just OWL and Mac
back and forth...forth and back
fuck i feel like battlin' myself,
shit, I mean look whose left...
just OWL and Mac...
them lords that caused the SOL nuclear attack ...
but whose here, crap...
...just OWL and Mac,
why Scorp have to make us friends here?
now all we can do make posters scared to enter...
THEY HOVER THE LINK AND THEY THINK, then retract...
"aw, naw, not that thread...
that's just
OWL and Mac..."
they come to read Izzy write,
"ooo...that's nice!!!"
and then have to deal what THEY type...
mumblin',"...fuck them cats...
OWL and Mac..."
Hoping to see Scorp's nipples above the Bajan fork,
but all the get is treated like dorkshmm
coming up short, blaming
(...OWL and Mac...)
PM'ing they BGOL brothers back...
"Yeah you was right,
that thread there that's
were THEY be at...
that fuckin' OWL and Mac..."
lol
Gotta give Rocky n Owl their dues yes Respect everytime.
As for the fresh blood Iz its like anything else they either wimped out or....hmmm well uhmm thats all I got actually.
And uhmm how bout you and I both get naked...hows that? I mean we could do it as a twosome.
Oh and who's contingency plan was this...