Turn-Offs
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I sat in horror as she destroyed the plate of crab legs. It looked like she had greased up with Vaseline by the time we left. .. There was one other female that ate like a squirrel. I couldn't even watch her eat hamburgers, she would hold her food like a squirrel eating a nut and just rotate the food while she nibbled around the edges until she finally got to the center.
Oh dear, Swatlanta. Surely that kind of ash and tackiness can not be overlooked in a date.
I'm sorry for making you relive the memories. 
I guess when it took, some of them just didn't want to let go.
I was going to put some little flirt about how you could come over and let me dicktate to you, but I figured it was a bit too much.
You know Shadow I think its a sad fact that some people are in such a negative space with the way they've been treated that if you show them the barest hint of sanity and good treatment they will latch on like a leech.
You can dicktate (lol) sexy, but it'll take a little something extra to bring me to heel. I'm naughty
You know that's a good idea.
Shad & MoBetter, y'all know I got some stories about bruh.
What Femm said...
men who think fine dining is red lobster?
who knew
Shit!!! you got Red Lobster?...I got chicken wings
AlexandMorgan
Banned
Turn offs in women
Too much make-up. Powder on their face so thick that it hides their skin tone. Messy lipstick that when she is done eating that you will see it on the fork, spoon, plate and even on the table. I just hate to see that and if they move around too much they gotta go to the bathroom and put it back on.
Too much perfume. Some perfumes should come already portioned out and a chart showing the appropiate places to apply it. Just my opinion.
Too much make-up. Powder on their face so thick that it hides their skin tone. Messy lipstick that when she is done eating that you will see it on the fork, spoon, plate and even on the table.
I just hate to see that and if they move around too much they gotta go to the bathroom and put it back on.Too much perfume. Some perfumes should come already portioned out and a chart showing the appropiate places to apply it. Just my opinion.
Turn offs in women
Too much make-up. Powder on their face so thick that it hides their skin tone. Messy lipstick that when she is done eating that you will see it on the fork, spoon, plate and even on the table.
Too much perfume. Some perfumes should come already portioned out and a chart showing the appropiate places to apply it. Just my opinion.
LOL. Everybody has their something.
You'd be hella annoyed with me then.
Where do I sign up?
See you got to hit me up on Yahoo and you're guaranteed a laugh.
Oh dear, Swatlanta. Surely that kind of ash and tackiness can not be overlooked in a date.
No problem, I laugh about it all the time
. I was forced to take etiquette classes as a youngster (my mother was trying to create a superexecutive gentlemen ) and I discarded most of that training except for the table manners part.
AlexandMorgan
Banned
Actually i try not to judge and be open minded but you have to give jack his jacket(give people their dues). I used to date a woman who wore lots of makeup but the problem i had with her was she believed herself to be ugly without makeup.
Yes she had bad acne but she did not love herself the way she should. She always needed compliments and it did not matter who they were from. No matter what they are things about you that you cannot change but until you learn to accept and love yourself flaws and all people will not accept you either.
I like a woman to keep it natural but i am not going to knock her for fixing herself up a bit. When you have on more make-up than a corpse in a casket then i have problems.
As for perfume they are some women who fail to understand that a good perfume is supposed to tease and tiltillate not knock down and invade the guys lungs and pores.
Not to mention going out on a date and settling down to make out and then her throat has been coated liberally with anti makeout juice i.e. perfume.If you know we going to end up necking please make it fruit or food flavored. But that is just the young and inexperienced guy in me speaking out.
Turn offs:
bad personal hygiene
generally inconsiderate
fakers and fronters
unkempt appearance & living space
nasty teeth! This is a big one for me. That's one of the first things people notice about you, and you don't take care of that, you don't take care of much else.
bad personal hygiene
generally inconsiderate
fakers and fronters
unkempt appearance & living space
nasty teeth! This is a big one for me. That's one of the first things people notice about you, and you don't take care of that, you don't take care of much else.
women with a dude name tatted on their neck
loud
talk too much
bad breath
weave: if your hair is short baby just comb it
too ghetto
not trying to be independent
not trying to look your best at all times: i'm not talking about a women's weight but ow she carry herself and dress.
loud
talk too much
bad breath
weave: if your hair is short baby just comb it
too ghetto
not trying to be independent
not trying to look your best at all times: i'm not talking about a women's weight but ow she carry herself and dress.
Bourgeois (I have no idea how to spell boozhie) women..women who think they're so fine they can just sit there, don't talk, and you should be enthralled by them..tatted up women...cheap jewelry...more than a few rings on their hands, God forbid one on each finger..crazy ass nails..dirty homes, cars...OUTTA SHAPE WOMEN...women with no personal style...cheap women...lack of knowledge about current events...knowitalls...women who think it's your mission in life to entertain them...asking for ANYTHING early on (I thought you're independent)..shit that's enough
Izayoi, I took this female to a seafood restaurant. She ordered crab legs. At some point, she decided that the crab crackers provided by the restaurant didn't work well enough, so she started cracking the crab legs with her teeth (loudly). I sat in horror as she destroyed the plate of crab legs. It looked like she had greased up with Vaseline by the time we left), but this restaurant (Atlanta Fish Market) was not the place for cracking crabs with your damn teeth. There was one other female that ate like a squirrel. I couldn't even watch her eat hamburgers, she would hold her food like a squirrel eating a nut and just rotate the food while she nibbled around the edges until she finally got to the center.
Boy, have I had some unpleasant dinners at restaurants with seafood and women. One cutie decided the small dipping cup for butter for her crab legs wasn't big enough. She then proceeds to get a SOUP BOWL and fill it with melted butter.
She then puts her crab meat in the soup bowl full of melted butter, kind of a crab leg and melted butter soup.
This really cute girl THEN uses her HAND (four fingers and thumb, not palm) to scoop up the crab meat out of the soup bowl, filled with melted butter, and stuff it into her mouth!She looks at me, looking at her, and she's like what? Do I have something on my face?
Another time, another young lady, looks at the shrimp fork, and says, "How I'm sposed to eat wit this little ass fork?"
Why me?
LOL!
Boy, have I had some unpleasant dinners at restaurants with seafood and women. One cutie decided the small dipping cup for butter for her crab legs wasn't big enough. She then proceeds to get a SOUP BOWL and fill it with melted butter.
She then puts her crab meat in the soup bowl full of melted butter, kind of a crab leg and melted butter soup.
She looks at me, looking at her, and she's like what? Do I have something on my face?
Another time, another young lady, looks at the shrimp fork, and says, "How I'm sposed to eat wit this little ass fork?"
Why me?
LOL!
You and SW got some horrid dinner stories.
I can't stand people without table manners. UGH.
But I once dated a man who put ketchup on everything including shrimp fried rice and didn't know how to hold a fork.
my turn offs in women;
- Can't carry a conversation about something other than her hair nails, celeb gossip or that bitch at work she can't stand.
- Immature...if you're 26+ years old and still playing hard to get...goodbye.
- superficial and shallow. Nuff said.
- don't do this and don't do that in bed.
- no sense of humor. A woman who's serious all the time needs help.
- ignorant to the world around her. Read up on some shit, find out about what's going on.
- no personality whatsoever. I'm amazed at the number of women who look damn good but are about as interesting as a snail going across Route 66.
- too much confidence. It's nice to have self-esteem, but when you talk about yourself all the time like God broke the mold when he made you....NEXT!
And that's just a few
- Can't carry a conversation about something other than her hair nails, celeb gossip or that bitch at work she can't stand.
- Immature...if you're 26+ years old and still playing hard to get...goodbye.
- superficial and shallow. Nuff said.
- don't do this and don't do that in bed.
- no sense of humor. A woman who's serious all the time needs help.
- ignorant to the world around her. Read up on some shit, find out about what's going on.
- no personality whatsoever. I'm amazed at the number of women who look damn good but are about as interesting as a snail going across Route 66.
- too much confidence. It's nice to have self-esteem, but when you talk about yourself all the time like God broke the mold when he made you....NEXT!
And that's just a few
Well lots of cereal for one. He buys a bunch of candy bars and sweet treats on the daily. He rarely cooks. I cook all the time and told him he's welcome to have whatever I cook but he rarely does. Once he did, I made curried tilapia and wheat pasta. He said it was really good. I said so you like the curry? He goes, no I don't like curry.
Then a few days later he tried to duplicate my dish. But used that child's Mac & Cheese mix.I've yet to see him eat a veggie.
Mind you his teeth is falling out.
He's a very nice guy. Just very southren.
Sounds like you got a white-trash roommate..........LOL
Boy, have I had some unpleasant dinners at restaurants with seafood and women. One cutie decided the small dipping cup for butter for her crab legs wasn't big enough. She then proceeds to get a SOUP BOWL and fill it with melted butter.
She then puts her crab meat in the soup bowl full of melted butter, kind of a crab leg and melted butter soup.
She looks at me, looking at her, and she's like what? Do I have something on my face?
Another time, another young lady, looks at the shrimp fork, and says, "How I'm sposed to eat wit this little ass fork?"
Why me?
LOL!
Thank God somebody feels my pain
!! You almost want to go to other diners tables and apologize for this butter splashing, crab shrapnel spitting heffa that you brought to the restaurant. You and SW got some horrid dinner stories.
I can't stand people without table manners. UGH.
But I once dated a man who put ketchup on everything including shrimp fried rice and didn't know how to hold a fork.
^^
^^Femme, that sounds disgusting !! I have a cousin from Barnwell,SC that uses his hand in unison with his fork to scoop up his food. When he visits, nobody ever suggests a restaurant, we always eat at a family members house...
I can't stand a man that smokes! ugh it automatically dries me up like a desert. I think it looks feminine as well, him holding the cig between his fingers then putting it up to his mouth. Okay, so I might be going off the deep end with that one but still it's a no-go in my book....
Oh add bad teeth to that list as well. If a man can't keep his mouth in order something ain't right....
Oh add bad teeth to that list as well. If a man can't keep his mouth in order something ain't right....
Stop hating on Red Lobster. Them biscuit good den a mug
I eat at Red Lobster but it ain't fine dining. Why do so many black people think it is?Stop hating on Red Lobster. Them biscuit good den a mug
That and The Cheesecake Factory.
I wouldn't say all of that.
How often do you put on your Sunday's best to dine at a restaurant?
you put on your Sunday's best to go to red lobster?
No.
But if you aren't eating at a restaurant where there is a dress code stating as such, chances are, you aren't eating at a fine dining establishment.
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