Faking Orgasm

[ROBOT28523]

One of my favorite quotes from Sharon Stone:

"Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships."[/QUOTE]

it now mine too i am doing that right now

 

[destrehan]

MEN ARE ALWAYS LOOKING ELSEWHERE.

this that bullshit right here. blame men

 

[Dannyblueyes]

FUCK FAKING! NO EXCUSES...

Agreed. The only time a woman should fake orgasm is if she's well paid to do so.

 

[MTL]

What do you want us to say?

"Nigga get the fuck off of me with that wack ass flaccid piece of penis?"

or maybe

"Please, just stop. I just can't take it anymore. This is just not working for me. STOP IT NOW"

 

[SinaminDelite]

One of my favorite quotes from Sharon Stone:

"Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships."

it now mine too i am doing that right now[/QUOTE]

 

[BKINGDABEATMAKER]

I THINK FEMALES DONT CONCENTRATE ON THE MAIN OBJECTIVE IN SEX, WHICH IS TO GET A NUT......JUST GET IT DONE AND CUM......

 

[Buttnaked]

I THINK FEMALES DONT CONCENTRATE ON THE MAIN OBJECTIVE IN SEX, WHICH IS TO GET A NUT......JUST GET IT DONE AND CUM......

scary...

if that's your main objective sexually, you are punishing yourself. there is so much more to getting your poke on than bustin' nuts...

 

[HeavySmoker]

I have had to fake it before..lol....I hated it because i hated lying to my girl...

 

[nigga_rotchie]

Well look here. Why would you live the relationship in a lie? Just tell him not tonight, or get even better with it!? Instead of faking the orgasm; when you really dont want to give up the pussy! Just give him a "HANDJOB". A good HJ is better than a dick sucking or a peice of pussy anytime.... Try it you will be suprised...... Let me know how it works out!!!!!

 

[nigga_rotchie]

Well look here. Why would you live the relationship in a lie? Just tell him not tonight, or get even better with it!? Instead of faking the orgasm; when you really dont want to give up the pussy! Just give him a "HANDJOB". A good HJ is better than a dick sucking or a peice of pussy anytime.... Try it you will be suprised...... Let me know how it works out!!!!!

 

[GeeZnu]

stop with all this faking shit !!! tell us what you want if my shit aint big enough maybe you should have a operation to sew your shit up some. if u aint in the mood let me dry hump u from the side or play with the puzz, if u riding me and bend my dick the wrong way, u best believe imma tell your phat ass

 

[Buttnaked]

stop with all this faking shit !!! tell us what you want if my shit aint big enough maybe you should have a operation to sew your shit up some. if u aint in the mood let me dry hump u from the side or play with the puzz, if u riding me and bend my dick the wrong way, u best believe imma tell your phat ass

 

[Upgrade Dave]

Believe it or not, I'VE faked an orgasm to get outta some wack ass sex I don't even remember the details, it was so long ago. But I had a condom on...made a couple ugly cum faces, a few grunts and groans ...snatched it off quickly, and flushed it down the toilet..

That works every time. But it's best to be hitting it from the back if you know (speaking as a man) that you aren't going to cum. Speed up, make some noises, make THE ANNOUNCEMENT, and get rid of the condom quickly.


You women need to stop faking it though. Just tell the dude to stop. Say your stomach hurts, anything but don't act like you came. Then he'll never know how to please you.