Well, I've had women friends of mine tell me the same sort of reason I've heard on this discussion so far as to why they fake it. And a lot of times, they were talking about some of my running partners. of course my boys version of the story is always different. To my knowledge , I've never had a woman fake it with me . And I say that for these reasons: I have always gotten the same reaction from women, verbally , facially and physically while having an orgasm. So unless they are all be reading the same book on what to say and how to act I assume I must be getting the job done. Secondly, I've had sex with women that run in the same social circles as other men I've known, whom they have also had sex with, and bad mouthed them afterwards, but not me. And thirdly, I go out of my way to make sure a woman enjoys herself on the day I'm gonna make my move. I make sure she has a good time, good food, and that she never stops laughing. And when I do make my move, my foreplay usually last about 45 minutes , before any penetration gets started. So by the time the dick comes out , ( and no i'm not a 5 minute brother) she's good and wet and ready. And of course if the foreplay was'nt good, she would'nt give me the chance to pull my dick out at all. Lastly , I always let her know I appreciate it. Because when they are extremely atractive, there is usually a line of competitors, so if she chosse me , I feel I am obligated to let her know ,it was'nt a waste of time, it was'nt a bad choice and she can call me anytime. We can make love ,or we can make dinner.
Faking Orgasm
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Don't fake shit for me. I've had sex with females that couldn't ride a dick or had a wack ass head game and I would just pump the brakes on the situation. Let me know I need to step my game up if the sex ain't right. I stopped listening to the moans a long time ago and started paying attention to the body. The body doesn't lie...
If we had that convo twice, and you still aren't listening.... You will never see or feel my pussy again. I'm not gonna cater to no one's ego like that and I'm not gonna have an ongoing convo with a grown man about his sexual performance. If you don't wanna learn what pleases me like I've learned what pleases you, you gotta go. Plain and simple. I've sat a dude down recently and told him his technique isn't working. I showed him what does, and the sex has been much more pleasurable. Had he not been willing to learn, he wouldn't be in my bed. There will always be someone willing to please you the way you like it.
my point exactly. your choice. stand up for your own shit. we are all responsible for our own orgasms. in addition, if you are not a selfish asshole, along w/making sure you're enjoying yourself, you'll do the same for the other person. if that shit ain't balanced right, then you need to...
you don't have or need to settle for less...
One of my favorite lines in one of the episodes of Sex and The City is when Samantha takes her beau to counseling and finally blurts out during the session that "His dick is too small". And his response to that is "Did you ever stop to think that maybe your pussy is too big?"
He ain't wanna hear the truth. 99.9% of the dudes on this board ain't tryna hear the truth.
He ain't wanna hear the truth. 99.9% of the dudes on this board ain't tryna hear the truth.
Methinks the lady doth PROTEST too much!
So the only way you orgasm is because of the size of the penis.
The Huge Vagina
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I wonder that too. Can't men feel the contractions, feel the heart and pulse race, skin get extra hot? I guess if they are just going on the sounds?
Maybe the ladies can answer- how do you fake a convincing orgasm? I'm curious.
You can fake that Charlie horse leg shit!?
The door swings both ways ladies.
what if he was right.
If the pussy has an echo something is wrong...wrong...wrong...wrong
You didn't let me finish. What if it was too big for him?
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I'm gonna get you to laugh before the night is over.
I don't know if a chick has ever faked one with me. But I believe all chicks fake em once or twice.
I don't nut all of the time but i'll just let the chick know that it isn't going to happen. I have faked em before when I couldn't bring myself to let the chick down. But thats just cause I knew she was just having a bad outing and it wasn't reoccurring problem so I'd give a couple of quick thrust grunt and tense my body up.
I don't nut all of the time but i'll just let the chick know that it isn't going to happen. I have faked em before when I couldn't bring myself to let the chick down. But thats just cause I knew she was just having a bad outing and it wasn't reoccurring problem so I'd give a couple of quick thrust grunt and tense my body up.
When the vagina is relaxed, the walls collapse. The diameter is less than once inch and the length will be around 3 to 4 inches. However the size changes when ready for intercourse. At that time, the diameter of the vagina is not the same throughout the vaginal tunnel.
The narrowest part will be the opening of vagina and wider as it go deeper in to the vagina. Usually the front part of vagina has a size of one and a half inches. As we go deeper in to the vagina, the diameter is larger. The backend of the vagina usually has a diameter of 2 1/2 inches. The length of vagina also changes. The front vagina wall has the length of 2 inches and the back end is 3, so the total is around 6 inches.
The vagina can accommodate most sizes. It can stretch enormously in length and width. In normal stage, muscles around the vagina is relaxed and collapse to each other. However, the inner vagina wall will expand so it is longer and wider. The average woman can handle a 9 inches long and 2 inches wide. 60 % of women have normal sized vaginas, 10% have smaller and 30% have larger ones.
The narrowest part will be the opening of vagina and wider as it go deeper in to the vagina. Usually the front part of vagina has a size of one and a half inches. As we go deeper in to the vagina, the diameter is larger. The backend of the vagina usually has a diameter of 2 1/2 inches. The length of vagina also changes. The front vagina wall has the length of 2 inches and the back end is 3, so the total is around 6 inches.
The vagina can accommodate most sizes. It can stretch enormously in length and width. In normal stage, muscles around the vagina is relaxed and collapse to each other. However, the inner vagina wall will expand so it is longer and wider. The average woman can handle a 9 inches long and 2 inches wide. 60 % of women have normal sized vaginas, 10% have smaller and 30% have larger ones.
Methinks the lady doth PROTEST too much!
So the only way you orgasm is because of the size of the penis.
The Huge Vagina
You can fake that Charlie horse leg shit!?
The door swings both ways ladies.
You missed the point. It had to do with the fact that he was like sure, we can talk about it. Let's be open. And as soon as she did, he turned it back on her. Like most men do.
You say a lot of shit about men like this.
Most men this, 99% of men that
You seem like you are holding in some issues
Save the science lesson Dr. Ruth
, there is a reason that vaginoplasty (cooter tightening)surgeries are on the rise. Some women don't have the vaginal elasticity after multiple childbirths etc. Kegels don't work for all women. http://www.labiaplastysurgeon.com/vaginoplasty.html
Save the science lesson Dr. Ruth
http://www.labiaplastysurgeon.com/vaginoplasty.html
I never said it did.
You go high, I go low, you say Big, I say small.
Sure he's discussing it.
She told him what he felt. He told her what he felt.
Points made, discussion had.
YOU just wish to assume her position was the correct one. That his penis was small, and because he did not concede that, he was NOT being open.
An your using the fictional character of Samantha, half of Manhattan been up in that . . . if ever there was a case for a HUGE pussy!
Yeah, I'd fuck Samantha's white ass too!
It's obvious that 99.9% of women on the board also have issues with the truth.
I have faked an orgasm with my ex girl several times. She use to wonder why I would not come after hitting it for 2-3 hours. I told her I was in the zone. Then she pulled that, well I wont moan for you crap. Shit was funny when I was beaten up the pussy though and her pussy would just contract and shit. Yet I faked and did the over exaggerated lexington steele like moans to make her feel good.
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Where am I lying?
the reality is no one generally likes to hear the truth. most people react quite negatively to the truth when it is not in their favor. it ain't male or female, it's people. people don't like to hear fucked up truths. it's easier to believe the dumb ass lies and false self-impressions. who wants to assume the responsibility of actually having to work on some aspect of their personality...?
imagine the horror...
great example, the "hon, how do i look?" question. i will always answer that shit honestly. i've had many dudes, old, young & peers, tell me not to answer questions like that honestly. i don't play that shit. if yo' shit looks fucked, i'ma tell you yo' shit looks fucked. you don't like it, then don't fucking ask me. yo' pussy stank and i smell that shit, i'ma tell ya. i might be nice and ask did you shower today, or i might just tell you that joint is stankin'. don't try to kiss me w/stank breath either, same approach. lastly, cats have told me for years that i'm crazy for not letting chicks win arguments. fuck that. if you're wrong, then you're wrong. if i think you're wrong, i'ma let that ass know. no bullshit. i only bullshit w/cats i don't really give a fuck about, and i try not to be around peeps i don't give a fuck about...
i keeps it real...
imagine the horror...
great example, the "hon, how do i look?" question. i will always answer that shit honestly. i've had many dudes, old, young & peers, tell me not to answer questions like that honestly. i don't play that shit. if yo' shit looks fucked, i'ma tell you yo' shit looks fucked. you don't like it, then don't fucking ask me. yo' pussy stank and i smell that shit, i'ma tell ya. i might be nice and ask did you shower today, or i might just tell you that joint is stankin'. don't try to kiss me w/stank breath either, same approach. lastly, cats have told me for years that i'm crazy for not letting chicks win arguments. fuck that. if you're wrong, then you're wrong. if i think you're wrong, i'ma let that ass know. no bullshit. i only bullshit w/cats i don't really give a fuck about, and i try not to be around peeps i don't give a fuck about...
i keeps it real...
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In your sex and the city story you assumed that she was telling the truth. At no point did you consider that she could be ruined (have the canyon cooter with no walls). You stated that he didn't want to hear the truth about the possibility of his small penis (you posted your article to support your claim). Well, all i'm saying is that perhaps she was in need of a vaginoplasty (or serious kegel work)because of issues with her own equipment.
the reality is no one generally likes to hear the truth. most people react quite negatively to the truth when it is not in their favor. it ain't male or female, it's people. people don't like to hear fucked up truths. it's easier to believe the dumb ass lies and false self-impressions. who wants to assume the responsibility of actually having to work on some aspect of their personality...?
imagine the horror...
Truest words! Personal responsibility is anathema to most people. We also have too much EGO and ego kills honesty and communication surely as a gun.
Some dudes fuck half hard. Why I'll never know.
Some just don't have the strokes that work to get me there.
Some never reach that good spot.
And there are those that cum within 2-3 minutes.
You sound repressed any way. Worrying what your mama will think when you have sex. Sounds kinda fridged to me!
The Bull
April 21 to May 21
Traditional
Taurus Traits
Patient and reliable
Warmhearted and loving
Persistent and determined
Placid and security loving
On the dark side....
Jealous and possessive
Resentful and inflexible
Self-indulgent and greedy
The Bull
April 21 to May 21
Traditional
Taurus Traits
Patient and reliable
Warmhearted and loving
Persistent and determined
Placid and security loving
On the dark side....
Jealous and possessive
Resentful and inflexible
Self-indulgent and greedy
you know, i didn't want to bring the zodiac shit up, but that shit does apply, and does play a factor...
(check the birthday kids...)
Met a woman last year who pointed out to me that faking it was the worse thing a woman could do. If you fake it the guy feels he done a good job and won't try harder next time. If I suspect a woman fakes it with me (not that she should need to) it's over. I don't need my ego stroked, just my dick!!
Get real ladies if you allow a crap lover to think he done good chances are he is going to be crap for a long time!!!!
Get real ladies if you allow a crap lover to think he done good chances are he is going to be crap for a long time!!!!
The rainbow after the storm...
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