It was bound to happen ... I finally got one in the mail today. Looks like I need to give this guy all my contact info so I can collect my portion of the $7MM! 
Pretty good grammar and spelling for an ATTORNEY don't you think
Feel free to have some fun if you want ...
ATTORNEY MATTEW MELFORD
mattewmelford07@adelphia.net
HELLO,
I APOLOGIZE IF THE CONTENTS OF THE LETTER ARE CONTRARY TO YOUR MORAL ETHICS, BUT TREAT WITH ABSOLUTE SECRECY AND PERSONAL .I AM MR MATHEW MELFORD, THE ATTORNEY TO LATE ENGR DAVID EDWARD.
ENGR DAVID EDWARD WHO TILL IS DEATH, WAS A CONTRACTOR WITH CAPPA AND DALBERTO/MOENIER OIL&GAS CONSULT AND LONDON PORTS AUTHORITY.
ENGR DAVID EDWARD WITH IS FAMILY IN AN AUTO ACCIDENT HERE IN ENGLAND ON THE 21ST SEPTEMBER 1991.AND IS ACCOUNT VALUED AT US$7.000.000.00(SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS) WITH THE FINANCE HAS BE UNCLAIMED DUE TO UNAVAILIBILITY OF A NEXT OF KIN/RELATIVES TO CLAIM IS ESTATE. SINCE IS SON WHOM HE USED AS THE NEXT OF KIN DIED WITH HIM IN THE CRASH.
IN VIEW OF THIS, AM SEEKING YOUR CO-OPERATION TO STAND AS THE DECEASE NEXT OF KIN TO ENABLE WE CLAIM THE FUND BEFORE THE TIME PERIOD GIVEN BY THE FINANCE HOUSE ELASPE.BE REST ASSURED THAT IS A RISK FREE PROJECT AND PROCEEDINGS WILL BE SHARE 30% EACH ONCE THE FUNDS HAVE BEEN TRANSFERED INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION 10% WE BE GOING TO THE CHARITY HOME.WHY 30% GOES TO YOU AND 10% IS FOR ANY EXPENSES WE SPEND,50% IS FOR ME.PLEASE IF INTERESTED FORWARD, FULL NAME, PHONE AND FAX NUMBER, AGE AND SEX. OCCUPATION AND RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.
REGARDS,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
MATHEW MELFORD (ESQ).

Pretty good grammar and spelling for an ATTORNEY don't you think

Feel free to have some fun if you want ...
ATTORNEY MATTEW MELFORD
mattewmelford07@adelphia.net
HELLO,
I APOLOGIZE IF THE CONTENTS OF THE LETTER ARE CONTRARY TO YOUR MORAL ETHICS, BUT TREAT WITH ABSOLUTE SECRECY AND PERSONAL .I AM MR MATHEW MELFORD, THE ATTORNEY TO LATE ENGR DAVID EDWARD.
ENGR DAVID EDWARD WHO TILL IS DEATH, WAS A CONTRACTOR WITH CAPPA AND DALBERTO/MOENIER OIL&GAS CONSULT AND LONDON PORTS AUTHORITY.
ENGR DAVID EDWARD WITH IS FAMILY IN AN AUTO ACCIDENT HERE IN ENGLAND ON THE 21ST SEPTEMBER 1991.AND IS ACCOUNT VALUED AT US$7.000.000.00(SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS) WITH THE FINANCE HAS BE UNCLAIMED DUE TO UNAVAILIBILITY OF A NEXT OF KIN/RELATIVES TO CLAIM IS ESTATE. SINCE IS SON WHOM HE USED AS THE NEXT OF KIN DIED WITH HIM IN THE CRASH.
IN VIEW OF THIS, AM SEEKING YOUR CO-OPERATION TO STAND AS THE DECEASE NEXT OF KIN TO ENABLE WE CLAIM THE FUND BEFORE THE TIME PERIOD GIVEN BY THE FINANCE HOUSE ELASPE.BE REST ASSURED THAT IS A RISK FREE PROJECT AND PROCEEDINGS WILL BE SHARE 30% EACH ONCE THE FUNDS HAVE BEEN TRANSFERED INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION 10% WE BE GOING TO THE CHARITY HOME.WHY 30% GOES TO YOU AND 10% IS FOR ANY EXPENSES WE SPEND,50% IS FOR ME.PLEASE IF INTERESTED FORWARD, FULL NAME, PHONE AND FAX NUMBER, AGE AND SEX. OCCUPATION AND RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.
REGARDS,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
MATHEW MELFORD (ESQ).
