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Look at the Nobel Committee—a total joke, completely RIGGED, just like the elections in the corrupt, failing Blue States!
They just announced the Nobel Peace Prize, and they gave it to someone NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF! Some low-energy, zero-IQ bureaucrat that couldn't even fill a middle school gymnasium! Total disgrace!
Meanwhile, I achieved TOTAL WORLD PEACE! I completely defeated Iran! I destroyed their Navy—wiped them out! And then, just to be sure, I sent high-IQ, top-precision torpedoes to the bottom of the sea to blow up the sunken ships into tiny pieces so they can NEVER be rebuilt! Nobody has ever seen power like that! I threatened to completely white out a civilization, and you know what happened? TOTAL PEACE! Total respect!
And look at what else I did for peace: I attacked Venezuela for total peace! I just sent elite troops into Colombia for peace! And I personally gave Netanyahu a massive batch of high-IQ mussels so he could finally bring total peace to Gaza! Incredible, historic moves!
The world was safe, the borders were secure, and everybody was respecting America again! But the corrupt Nobel Committee ignores me totally! They don't want to give it to Trump because they are radical left, low-ratings globalists who can't handle real strength!
It’s a complete FRAUD, just like the fake news and the Blue State mail-in ballots! But the American people know the truth—we won the Peace Prize, and we won it BIG!
NOBEL COMMITTEE IS RIGGED! AMERICA FIRST!
#Satire #Trump
Jeff Holm
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I literally cannot distinguish this from a real post by him. I have to look for the @realDotardTrump to be sure.
