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The Radical Left and the Fake News Media are totally losing their minds over me being a MAN OF GOD! They have severe Trump Derangement Syndrome! They can't handle it! The Fake News will NEVER cover how deeply spiritual I am. They won't report it! But every single morning, right after I check my record-breaking ratings, I open up the Holy Bible. Big, strong pastors—guys who haven't cried since they were babies—come up to me with tears streaming down their faces and say, "Sir, thank you for bringing God back to America! Nobody understands the Bible like you do, sir, not even the pastors and the priests!" And it’s true, nobody does! It's my favorite book of all time, right ahead of The Art of the Deal, which is a very close second, but nothing beats the Bible! And it’s not just me—it’s my ENTIRE, very high-IQ family! Even —who is now Jewish, very successful, very smart, and extremely beautiful, by the way, if she weren’t my daughter perhaps I’d be dating her, who knows!—she reads it all the time! And of course, my incredible wife, Melanomia! Every single morning when I look at Melanomia, it brings tears to my eyes and reminds our whole family of that wonderful, famous Bible verse, :! Such a beautiful, powerful passage—nobody knows it better than me!
I have brought Jesus back into our lives, folks, and we are going to put the God Bless the USA Bible into EVERY single classroom in America! Mandatory reading! Read it, learn from it, and get ready to be blessed! GOD BLESS AMERICA! MAGA!