UPDATE: Donald Trump Takes Office as the 47th US President

Where's the Red Skull?
...I thought that was pretty clear...It's Trump! You didn't know that? His flesh absorbs a lot of the red so it looks more orange.
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Bad news for Hakeem Jeffries.



The roll call.


You don't think Nancy knew what she was doing? There's a reason why it took an asian female mayor of Boston to apologize. White people always leave us with their mess, and some of us really need to stop acting like magical maids.
 

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Andy Borowitz​

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TEHRAN—In a major setback for Donald J. Trump, on Wednesday Iran announced that the Strait of Hormuz will be closed the next two years for renovations.
The Strait of Hormuz board, packed with cronies of Iran’s Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, also approved a plan to put Khamenei’s name on the renovated waterway.
“The Khamenei Strait of Hormuz will be the biggest and most beautiful trade chokepoint EVER!” the ayatollah announced in a social media post.
In the same post, he indicated that the renovated strait would have a “world-class toll booth” fitted with marble armrests “unlike anything ever done or seen before!”
 
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