Scary Movie 2026
Thirteen years after the first Scary Movie the reigns have been returned to the Wayans Brothers who go to the storage bin of gags while inserting a laundry list of pop culture and current events to make fun of. I thought the best parts of the movie were the sight gags using illustrations, animation, physical comedy and accidents. Some gags overstay their welcome big time plus theres a cringey and embarrassing vibe to some of the gags. The cast gives it their all but I found myself easily distracted waiting for the film to be far more humorous.
Scale of 1 to 10 a 5
CHUM
With a weak and then some set up this latest shark movie has a few things going for it.Alice Eve,Elle Haymond and Lisa Yaro provide some nice eye candy ,some of the kills were entertaining especially when a character let's out a very unique scream. There's a cool looking weapon that was used often. For the most part the movie is filled with smug and privileged characters i didn't care about. The CGI and AI sharks looked like the sharks i used to see in late 1980s video games. I thought the twist in the movie was absurd and unintentionally funny and when its explained its even more outrageously funny. Even the writers and directors know it by providing wacky sound effects to the story. The acting and script is stalled and blank. The movie has 3 different endings one so out of left field all I could do was laugh.
Scale of 1 to 10 a 3