Can you and your wife (s/o) work on things in the house together?

[nawlinsn931]

Because I see why OJ did it, not saying it’s right, but I understand
2 of the toilets are broken AGAIN meaning water bill $300
Then the shower head doing water which means is the cartridge in the faucet area
Me-
Where are my tools?
The kids— Idk
Great great
My wife- why are you so mad?
Me- because I can’t find my tools
Her-did you check the tool box?
Me- trying refrain from cursing, yes dear, yes I did. But if my tools were in the toolbox I wouldn’t be looking for them

Her-you have an attitude problem, is not that serious over some tools

Me-Do you touch the tools at your dad house? Go touch his tools and see what happens. Matter of fact don’t nobody touch another mf tool in this house
Her-I’m grown I’ll touch whatever I want
Me-well I know where the shovel is at. I know that much.
New rule in the house, if you can’t duct tape it, you don’t need it.


I told her just call the people we rent from and have them come replace everything
My handle has a screw in it that requires a special bit and if u strip it you have to buy a new handle etc etc etc

Nah I’m not ruining my off day with this foolishness
I didn’t form Voltron and fight the dinosaurs in the Great War for this

 

[Mask]

Because I see why OJ did it, not saying it’s right, but I understand
2 of the toilets are broken AGAIN meaning water bill $300
Then the shower head doing water which means is the cartridge in the faucet area
Me-
Where are my tools?
The kids— Idk
Great great
My wife- why are you so mad?
Me- because I can’t find my tools
Her-did you check the tool box?
Me- trying refrain from cursing, yes dear, yes I did. But if my tools were in the toolbox I wouldn’t be looking for them

Her-you have an attitude problem, is not that serious over some tools

Me-Do you touch the tools at your dad house? Go touch his tools and see what happens. Matter of fact don’t nobody touch another mf tool in this house
Her-I’m grown I’ll touch whatever I want
Me-well I know where the shovel is at. I know that much.
New rule in the house, if you can’t duct tape it, you don’t need it.


I told her just call the people we rent from and have them come replace everything
My handle has a screw in it that requires a special bit and if u strip it you have to buy a new handle etc etc etc

Nah I’m not ruining my off day with this foolishness
I didn’t form Voltron and fight the dinosaurs in the Great War for this

W0W

My homegirl have these same type of talks W0W



Dawg take that trip to Nola, I'm have a pot of necks rolling

 

[nawlinsn931]

W0W

My homegirl have these same type of talks W0W



Dawg take that trip to Nola, I'm have a pot of necks rolling

Bruh if/when I come home I might not leave
Unnecessary shit

 

[jack walsh13]

Because I see why OJ did it, not saying it’s right, but I understand

 

[nawlinsn931]

Then she leaves the house and gone call trying bring me with Subway
Her-stuff breaks, you can’t get so mad at everything
Me-bruh listen get me the outlaw with extra cheese chipotle, ranch, black olives, spinach
I’m not trying hear all that

 

[donwuan]

Naw, I fix shit myself. I have a big ass tool chest from Costco with a lock. Ain't got ask nobody for nothing.

 

[Coldchi]

I got tools for damn near everything.
Just need to get a chainsaw up in this bih.

but yeah man......

 

[nawlinsn931]

I got tools for damn near everything.
Just need to get a chainsaw up in this bih.

but yeah man......

I do need a good chainsaw

 

[jack walsh13]

I got tools for damn near everything.
Just need to get a chainsaw up in this bih.

but yeah man......

 

[TimRock]

Nope, I just let her act like the supervisor of the project while I ignore everything she suggests.

 

[DJ]

Because I see why OJ did it, not saying it’s right, but I understand
2 of the toilets are broken AGAIN meaning water bill $300
Then the shower head doing water which means is the cartridge in the faucet area
Me-
Where are my tools?
The kids— Idk
Great great
My wife- why are you so mad?
Me- because I can’t find my tools
Her-did you check the tool box?
Me- trying refrain from cursing, yes dear, yes I did. But if my tools were in the toolbox I wouldn’t be looking for them

Her-you have an attitude problem, is not that serious over some tools

Me-Do you touch the tools at your dad house? Go touch his tools and see what happens. Matter of fact don’t nobody touch another mf tool in this house
Her-I’m grown I’ll touch whatever I want
Me-well I know where the shovel is at. I know that much.
New rule in the house, if you can’t duct tape it, you don’t need it.


I told her just call the people we rent from and have them come replace everything
My handle has a screw in it that requires a special bit and if u strip it you have to buy a new handle etc etc etc

Nah I’m not ruining my off day with this foolishness
I didn’t form Voltron and fight the dinosaurs in the Great War for this

My house go more like this.

Her : Hey babe the sink is leaking.
Me: I know
Her: Well you gonna look at it ?
Me: I did, it looks like a sink.
Her: When you gonna fix it ?
Me: Bruh cant you see Im playing Battlefield right now ?
Her: What you just call me ?

And then she forgets all about the leaky sink.

 

[Stix-N-Stonz]

I feel you bro, trust me, I feel you. Luckily mine only goes in the shed to get her gardening tools, she doesn't touch my stuff. I am still beefing with my sister about one of my missing tape measures though.

 

[D@mnphins]

It's a waste of time. Never fails it goes like this.

Her: Are we going to work in the yard today
Me: Sure, when
Her: I am ready now.
Me: give me a few minutes

After about 15 min outside she goes in the house to get water. Then is walking out saying she is going to get food.

After she eats she showers and now it's just me working outside.

Her: Do you need help.
Me: ignoring her as I'm bumping my head to music.

This is all the time but lately I just say I didnt have plans to do it today. Or not happening today.

Then it's can you hold the bag open. Or I left you an area to take care of. Cause she feels that since she did stuff I should have to do something too. Like if she washes dishes, it's i left you the pots. F'n annoying

 

[0utsyder]

Okay one thing women have to realize the cussing and anger is part of the process! If you don't hear your man saying some variation of the following:

• Fcuking thing
• OF COURSE
• PIECE OF SHYT
• WHERE'S THE...THE FCUKING THING

He fixed whatever he was working on HOURS ago and is trying to get some piece and quiet, that he only gets when he's taking a shyt. No, my wife and I can't work on shyt together. She actually keeps herself and the kids out of my way

 

[0utsyder]

Her: Do you need help.
Me: ignoring her as I'm bumping my head to music.

Oh, I LOVE headphones!!! I get to ignore my wife and blame it on: 'Oh, I didn't hear you."

 

[Lexx Diamond]

I fix stuff myself. If need be I'll rent heavy equipment.

 

[nawlinsn931]

We almost went to the garage and put on the gloves one time putting together our daughter’s bedroom set

 

[D@mnphins]

As far as chainsaws. I'm lazy and don't have time to be playing with the choke and all that crap. I have a 12" blade Kobalt that did the job. But then a tree fell a few months back and I grabbed the Ego 18". This bad boy slicing through lumber. Was on sale when I got it.

https://www.lowes.com/pd/EGO-Power-Plus-56-Volt-Lithium-Ion-18-in-Cordless-Electric-Chainsaw-Battery-Included/1003130714#no_universal_links

 

[DJ]

As far as chainsaws. I'm lazy and don't have time to be playing with the choke and all that crap. I have a 12" blade Kobalt that did the job. But then a tree fell a few months back and I grabbed the Ego 18". This bad boy slicing through lumber. Was on sale when I got it.

https://www.lowes.com/pd/EGO-Power-Plus-56-Volt-Lithium-Ion-18-in-Cordless-Electric-Chainsaw-Battery-Included/1003130714#no_universal_links

Where there fuck u live fam ?
Deliverance, Alabama ?

 

[BlackGoku]

I feel you bro, trust me, I feel you. Luckily mine only goes in the shed to get her gardening tools, she doesn't touch my stuff. I am still beefing with my sister about one of my missing tape measures though.

My HVAC guy showed me last year how the Iphone can do measurements and I aint gonna lie, my mind was blown...lol

 

[BlackGoku]

Okay one thing women have to realize the cussing and anger is part of the process! If you don't hear your man saying some variation of the following:

• Fcuking thing
• OF COURSE
• PIECE OF SHYT
• WHERE'S THE...THE FCUKING THING

He fixed whatever he was working on HOURS ago and is trying to get some piece and quiet, that he only gets when he's taking a shyt. No, my wife and I can't work on shyt together. She actually keeps herself and the kids out of my way

You forgot the best one..."Where's the "fucking thing" and it's right in front of you...

 

[34real]

Nope, I just let her act like the supervisor of the project while I ignore everything she suggests.

It's opposite for me cause I'm the supervisor and she's the one with all the plans...."Hmmmm so your going to start a garden,put tomatos over here and greens over there....really?maybe you should just but those items from the store cause you won't have time to tend a garden"

"You don't think I can do it,my grandfather....whaaam whaam wham"

 

[TOMMYGUNZZ]

It's a waste of time. Never fails it goes like this.

Her: Are we going to work in the yard today
Me: Sure, when
Her: I am ready now.
Me: give me a few minutes

After about 15 min outside she goes in the house to get water. Then is walking out saying she is going to get food.

After she eats she showers and now it's just me working outside.

Her: Do you need help.
Me: ignoring her as I'm bumping my head to music.

This is all the time but lately I just say I didnt have plans to do it today. Or not happening today.

Then it's can you hold the bag open. Or I left you an area to take care of. Cause she feels that since she did stuff I should have to do something too. Like if she washes dishes, it's i left you the pots. F'n annoying

THEY ALWAYS WANT YOU TO PARTICIPATE WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE WORKING!!!!!

Then get a attitude when Im sitting down minding my own cause thats what I wanted to do today.

But when I get up and feel like working, its always a ailment preventing her from participating.

She be frustrating, but I love her though.

 

[Coldchi]

My HVAC guy showed me last year how the Iphone can do measurements and I aint gonna lie, my mind was blown...lol

Yeah there is an app for android that does it as well. Fuckin lifesaver when u can't find the tape measurer.