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So how can it be me. Aye so u letting ur boy slide? Where he at?
Kennooooooo
Like his dadday posting it
Man, what the hell is going in this thread? Niggas ain't talked about insurance for the last three pages.
Dont make DJ angry.
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Okay. I wasn’t gonna say anything, but I just saw “Brother Clitsational” (a.k.a. Riding With Kenno) on TikTok again—and this time… brace yourselves… he’s pivoted.
No more insurance company. That dream “expired” like an unrenewed policy. Now he says the government blocked him from insuring “the diaspora” because they were “not ready for a black-owned deductible.”
So what’s next?
AN INSURANCE SCHOOL.
Yes. You read that right.
He said—and I quote—“If I can’t insure the people, I’m gon’ educate the people… so they can insure themselves.”
He’s calling it:
The International Pan-African Insurance Academy for Liberation and Premium Reduction.
(Also known as IPAILPR… pronounced “eye-palper”)
And guess what?
HE. IS. ASKING. FOR. ONE DOLLAR. AGAIN.
“Just one dollar from one million people,” he said. “You spent more than that on black and milds last week, sister.”
This time he’s got flyers, voiceovers, and even a logo that looks suspiciously like it was made in Microsoft Paint at 2AM. The slogan?
“Deductibles are mental shackles.”
He said the curriculum will include:
- The True History of Co-pay Oppression
- Understanding Premiums Through the Eyes of Marcus Garvey
- How to File a Claim Spiritually (he says it’s about “alignment”)
- “Geckos Are Agents of Misdirection” (a deep dive into insurance ads conspiracy)
And let’s not forget:
“No building. No campus. The school is within YOU.”
Sir.
If you see Kenno walking around with a burgundy blazer, a kufi, and a clipboard labeled “Enrollment Forms,” just know he’s still collecting that ONE dollar. And yes, he still says things like “This ain’t no AllState… this is ALL TRUTH.”
God bless him. He’s persistent if nothing else.
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Okay. I wasn’t gonna say anything, but I just saw “Brother Clitsational” (a.k.a. Riding With Kenno) on TikTok again—and this time… brace yourselves… he’s pivoted.
No more insurance company. That dream “expired” like an unrenewed policy. Now he says the government blocked him from insuring “the diaspora” because they were “not ready for a black-owned deductible.”
So what’s next?
AN INSURANCE SCHOOL.
Yes. You read that right.
He said—and I quote—“If I can’t insure the people, I’m gon’ educate the people… so they can insure themselves.”
He’s calling it:
The International Pan-African Insurance Academy for Liberation and Premium Reduction.
(Also known as IPAILPR… pronounced “eye-palper”)
And guess what?
HE. IS. ASKING. FOR. ONE DOLLAR. AGAIN.
“Just one dollar from one million people,” he said. “You spent more than that on black and milds last week, sister.”
This time he’s got flyers, voiceovers, and even a logo that looks suspiciously like it was made in Microsoft Paint at 2AM. The slogan?
“Deductibles are mental shackles.”
He said the curriculum will include:
- The True History of Co-pay Oppression
- Understanding Premiums Through the Eyes of Marcus Garvey
- How to File a Claim Spiritually (he says it’s about “alignment”)
- “Geckos Are Agents of Misdirection” (a deep dive into insurance ads conspiracy)
And let’s not forget:
“No building. No campus. The school is within YOU.”
Sir.
If you see Kenno walking around with a burgundy blazer, a kufi, and a clipboard labeled “Enrollment Forms,” just know he’s still collecting that ONE dollar. And yes, he still says things like “This ain’t no AllState… this is ALL TRUTH.”
God bless him. He’s persistent if nothing else.
Also the fact this thread is still a sticky.
@clitsational, no matter how mad you get at us, don't delete that "Titty just out" thread.
LOL now this shit right here is creative.
He said the curriculum will include:
He said the curriculum will include:
- The True History of Co-pay Oppression
- Understanding Premiums Through the Eyes of Marcus Garvey
- How to File a Claim Spiritually (he says it’s about “alignment”)
- “Geckos Are Agents of Misdirection” (a deep dive into insurance ads conspiracy)
YO!!!!! WHAT THE FCUK?!?!?! If this wasn't so funny, I'd be mad that I didn't come up with this first!
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Okay. I wasn’t gonna say anything, but I just saw “Brother Clitsational” (a.k.a. Riding With Kenno) on TikTok again—and this time… brace yourselves… he’s pivoted.
No more insurance company. That dream “expired” like an unrenewed policy. Now he says the government blocked him from insuring “the diaspora” because they were “not ready for a black-owned deductible.”
So what’s next?
AN INSURANCE SCHOOL.
Yes. You read that right.
He said—and I quote—“If I can’t insure the people, I’m gon’ educate the people… so they can insure themselves.”
He’s calling it:
The International Pan-African Insurance Academy for Liberation and Premium Reduction.
(Also known as IPAILPR… pronounced “eye-palper”)
And guess what?
HE. IS. ASKING. FOR. ONE DOLLAR. AGAIN.
“Just one dollar from one million people,” he said. “You spent more than that on black and milds last week, sister.”
This time he’s got flyers, voiceovers, and even a logo that looks suspiciously like it was made in Microsoft Paint at 2AM. The slogan?
“Deductibles are mental shackles.”
He said the curriculum will include:
- The True History of Co-pay Oppression
- Understanding Premiums Through the Eyes of Marcus Garvey
- How to File a Claim Spiritually (he says it’s about “alignment”)
- “Geckos Are Agents of Misdirection” (a deep dive into insurance ads conspiracy)
And let’s not forget:
“No building. No campus. The school is within YOU.”
Sir.
If you see Kenno walking around with a burgundy blazer, a kufi, and a clipboard labeled “Enrollment Forms,” just know he’s still collecting that ONE dollar. And yes, he still says things like “This ain’t no AllState… this is ALL TRUTH.”
God bless him. He’s persistent if nothing else.
A discount...on what?!?!? You're gonna GIVE me a savings...I don't know what that is!!! So you're asking me to loan you 5 bucks, but it may take a while for you to get TO my area??? Somehow I feel like this is gonna end up with you asking for flight and hotel money as well. Luckily the car you rent with more money I loan you won't need insurance since you'll have your own insurance company!
Yesterday price is not today’s price
From 10 to 5 to 7.50 to fuck it send me whatever you can and u’ll get your money back eventually.. not saying when but eventually
Do you have proof he's white because you keep saying black HNIC but never back up on what you say.
1k people hearted this shyt!
I just need it long enough to pay the bond. Once we get up and running we can pay it back. How long does he think it takes to setup a insurance company?!?!?
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$62 raised. You almost there fam, hang in there.
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